Guy to Girl: I heard there was a party in your mouth and everybody was comming.
-Unknown
Do you know where a fellow can get laid for $20? I really need the money!
-wdheatwole
You're the water in my life but I'm trapped in the desert, If I die now my love would still hunt you...
-Niek
I love every bone in your body, including mine!
-Darrell
That outfit looks great, it will look even better in the pile at the end of my bed.
-Unknown
Kiss me if im wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen.
-HENNEY801
Do you believe in first site or should i walk by again.
-HENNEY801
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, could you lend me yours?
-Dawaggen
Do you want to go to my room and do math? Add my bed, subtract you clothes, divide your thighs, and multiply.
-Thomas White
If you were yogurt, would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?
-Thomas White
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know!
-Jenni
A thousand sunrises and sunsets could never compare to the beauty you hold within.
-S.A.I.Murphy
Let's play war, I'll lay down and you can blow me away
-Connie
Opens the car door. To the married woman: Can I buy you a drink?
After she points out that she is married but is obviously flattered: Can you introduce me to your friend? (Who is the one you wanted in the first place.)
-Unknown
Guy comes up and says: Polar bear. Girl says: What/Pardon/Excuse me (etc...) Guy says: Well it breaks the ice!
-Klary
I'd walk 15 miles through broken glass and barbedwire just to suck on the lugnut of the tire that brought your panties to the cleaners.
-Cris
Hey I'm not Fred Flinstone but I'll still make your bed rock.
-Cris
That shirt is very becoming on you, well if I were on you too I'd be cumming too.
-Cris
How are you sexy ladies? Come here often?
-Chris Racicot
Hey, I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you noticing me, and to let you know that I noticed you too.
-Dustin
Hurry up and give your phone number before I don't want it anymore.
-Dustin
You aren't the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
-Mike
Baby, is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants!
-Slick
Here's a quarter go and call your mom and tell her you'll be with me tonight.
-Unknown
Remind me of a monkey wrench, cause honey, when I look at you my nuts get all screwed up
-Heather
If I could be one thing in this world, I would be one of your tears so I could be born in your beautiful eyes, and live my life on your gentle cheek, and die on your soft lips.
-Brian
The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to your place and spread the word.
-Unknown
If you were a booger I'd pick you first!
-Stephanie
Do you have a bottle of windex in your pants cause I can sure see my self in them.
-Chris Chapin
There's not enough O's in smooth to say how smooth you are.
-PJ Rose
Guy to Girl: You must of grown up on a farm cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
-Jenny
You are so beautiful, you didn't just walk into the room... You walked into my heart.
-Adam Jandeska
Your wonderful heart just knocked me out... And I'm holding on for the count.
-Adam Jandeska
Do I need to give you a pick-up line? Get the hell out of here!
-Adam Jandeska
Wanna come home to my place and shag like a pair of rampant weasels in heat?
-Brad Youd
With a smile like that I can tell you would have no problem being the light of my life.
-Amanda Underkoffelr
When you leave, walk real slow. I want to see the way to heaven.
-Kaz Delux
My friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute!
-Dennis
Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
-Cassie Milder
Have your boobs always been that big?
-Charl
Is that your key because if it is I think I just found the other key to my heart!
-Krista Penwell
Hey there, what's up? Do you want to go for a cup of coffee?
-Jane Crome
