Hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Didn't we go to school or something?
-Jackie
My you are looking fine tonight, pick you up at 7:00?
-Unknown
Oh baby you look fine, tonight wanna go out?"
-Unknown
Your looking good, how can anyone not love you?
-Unknown
You are the sweetest thing that has ever walked on to this planet
-Unknown
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
-John
Motion for girl to come here with one finger.
If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!
-John
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
-John
Do you want to go to my room and do math? Add my bed, subtract you clothes, divide your thighs, and multiply.
-Thomas White
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
-John
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
-John
Offer guy/girl a screw.
Wanna screw?
-John
The only place I want to go is south of the border.
-John
What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
-John
So, do you want to see something really swell?
-John
Excuse me but is your last name Gillette? Cause you are the best a man can get!
-John
Hey baby, can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
-John
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers?
No
Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
-John
They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
-John
Hi, do you want to have children?
(assuming the answer is no)
Ok then, can we just practice?
-John
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
-John
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
-John
They say the best things in life are free, they lied
(but I do accept American Express)
-John
This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel, so you better use both hands.
-John
You can feel the magic between us.
No,lower!
-John
You're on my mind this Valentine's Day, I'd prefer you on my bed.
-John
This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you, and I know some other positions too.
-John
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
-John
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
-John
Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
-Nelson D Aguiluz
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nail and screw ya.
-John
Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
-John
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
-Mark
Man, just by looking in your eyes I can tell we'll always be together. So, come on, let's get an early start!
-Turned Down : (
Just walk up to a girl and say "OK where'd you put them?"
She says: "Where did I put what?"
You reply, "Your good at this, where did you put them?
She says "what are you talking about?"
You say "Your wings silly."
-Johnathon Hernandez
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-Phil
Guy: Nice ring, did your boyfriend give that to you?
Girl: I don't have a boyfriend.
Guy: would you like to go out sometime?
-Unknown
The moon looks pretty tonight, lets go for a walk and find it.
-Unknown
If I offered you my tongue, would you take it?
-Thea Cook
If your body was a petting zoo, I'd go straight to the beaver!
-Justin
Oh, I was so scared for you last night.
[pretty girl ask why]
Cause it was raining, and I think sugar you will melt in that rain.
-Unknown
You must have stars on your underwear, cause your ass is out of this world.
-V
