Michael Quotes

MICHAEL: Hey don't turn this around on me. I'm not the one who thinks he's a super hero.

MICHAEL: Roswell's not home. It's not even in our solar system.

MAX: Liz won't tell anyone, she's different.
MICHAEL: Really? So how'd she react when you told her? 'Great you're an alien that's fantastic.'
Max looks away.
MICHAEL: No, I didn't think so.

Blood Brothers

To Nurse Susan
MICHAEL: I wanted to talk to you in private. I was wondering if you'd like to go out with me...on a date sometime.
SUSAN: You seem a bit young.
MICHAEL: Age doesn't matter to me. I mean, besides, you know, I've always been more mature than most people I know. I've always found it easier to relate to a woman. They have so much more in common. They understand. Girls my age, they just don't do it for me, you know? I can't relate to them. But a woman like you on the other hand...
SUSAN: Something isn't right.
MICHAEL: It's not?
SUSAN: I appreciate the thought. I really do. But I can't do this.
MICHAEL: I understand.
Michael turns to leave
SUSAN: Hey, call me when you turn 18.
MICHAEL: I will.

To Max in the hospital
MICHAEL: Heard you saved Mr. Ed.

The Morning After

LIZ: I don’t know what’s going on, Michael. I just thought I should tell you.
MICHAEL: Thanks.
LIZ: Sure.
MICHAEL: Listen, if Hank insulted you or anything . . .
LIZ: Oh no, no.
MICHAEL: You kind of have to ignore him.
LIZ: Sorry... to just show up here.
MICHAEL: It’s where I live. Thanks.

MICHAEL: I feel obliged to strongly recommend the peanut clusters. They are good.

ISABEL: Are you insane?!?
MICHAEL: I didn’t just wander in, all right? I had a cover story.
MAX: And what was your cover story?
MICHAEL: I was selling candies for charity. Peanut cluster?
MAX: And they bought it?
MICHAEL: No, they all seemed to be on a diet.

The Toy House

Michael: "You healed a pigeon great. Now you're Dr. Doolittle."

"Into the Woods"

MICHAEL: Why don't you tell me the truth?
RIVER DOG: The truth about what?
MICHAEL: About who you are.
RIVER DOG: You think I'm Nasero.
MICHAEL: You knew everything about us. You knew what was wrong with me when I was sick, and you knew exactly how to fix it. How did you know all those things? And why would you wanna help us if you weren't...
RIVER DOG: I'm sorry, Michael...but I'm not your father.
MICHAEL: Just had to make sure.
(Michael heals River Dog's ankle)
MICHAEL: You can walk now.
RIVER DOG: Thank you. Now we're even.
MICHAEL: I don't think we'll ever be even.

Disclaimer: None of these pictures are mine. I take no credit for them. I am in no way affliated with Roswell or the WB.
Whoever owns these cool characters should be so lucky.