Many things have confused and pissed people off over the years. Have you ever wondered if it was all a plot against you?
You never know, it could all be a conspiricy.
Cartoonists Are Sick People Too
If you don't watch cartoons on a regular basis you may never catch the perverse things that are contained within. Such things can be found in Rugrats, Power Puff Girls, & even movies such as The Little Mermaid. And well, we all grew up on Bugs Bunny dressing in drag. Other then sexual indications, you can also see hints of suicide. What we teach our children through cartoons...and then we wonder why they turn out like me.
Addicting Television?
The only purpose for childrens television shows, such as Barney, Blues Clues, Bear In the Big Blue House, and Seasme Street, are so the government can controll your childrens minds. And the Teletubbies can talk, but only to children. Adults can't understand what they're really saying. These shows are just so your children will turn against you. People in in Animal Suits, Puppets, and guys who always wear the same clothes all the time = shows your children will love. You will never understand why.
I Can Dream About You
We don't really exist. We are all a dream and death is what wakes you up.
Wanted Dead or Alive
Everyone says Tupac is dead so why, oh why, does he keep coming out with new albums and videos? I don't see Easy E having new albums out.
Dead Kennedys
Since JFK and Bobby Kennedy both were having an affair with Marilyn Monroe, she knew too many of the government secrets. The government thought she may accidently let one slip so they bumped her off. A few Marilyn fanatics, having found out about this, assassinated JFK and Bobby for getting their beloved movie star and sex goddess killed. It's all just eye for an eye, really.
The Name Game
The name Amanda has to have an evil origin. This is strange but true, because out of all the Amandas I and my friends have known, only few have been liked. Even the liked ones have evil ways about them.
Fact or Fiction?
Movies, such as Conspiricy Theory, Men in Black, and the X-Files, are just out to make you think its all fiction. They do this purposely so you don't know that it's all really true. They have to confuse you so you don't start to suspect their secrets.
This Little Piggy
Cops have a game going on down at the station. They see who can pull over the most people for certain reasons. Who ever wins gets a bonus in their check that week. I mean, come on, why else can people pass you going 90mph while you are pulled over for a loud stereo?
