Welcome to the Rumour Clinic! I've been hearing a bunch of rumours about everything Matt...so I'm going to post as many of them as I can. I am somewhat hesistant to post Dogma rumours, because I have in my links section a link to a great Dogma site, but I'll try to post what I can. Here are a few rumours I've heard:
I have it.
"You dog, you'll never stay loyal to her."
Or:
"You're too restless with her, you're gonna wander away."
Well, doll faces, are you on the edges of your keyboards waiting to hear
how Ben responded? (I know I was.)
"I think you're right," was the answer the hunk sent back.
Now, keep in mind, the hunk's been loyal up to this point. He's merely
projecting. But, here's the real coup d' Gwyneth, you might say:
"I don't think I like her enough to stay loyal," Affleck wrote. "I don't
know if I ever will like her that much."
Understandable on his part (doncha think?), since even viewing G.P.
onscreen I'd say is the equivalent to watching yeast not rise.
Hang on, it gets messier:
What went down next, according to sources on the set and very deep inside
the Salon d' Foursome, was some serious penetration. You heard me right.
Armed with Ben's password, G.P. went into his computer and read all of his
back emails, thus arming herself with enough Paltrow-chilliness to freeze
Uranus. (I'm sure she was only looking for his special brownie recipe.)
Which is exactly what she did--stayed frozen with this knowledge throughout
the holidays and, contrary to published reports, did not break up with Ben
until a week ago.
Before then, there were simply too many social obligations to attend stag.
And that's the truth, awful as it is.
Better guard that password a little better next time, Ben. Or your mouth.
P. Scoop (A little golden statuette tells me Ben & Gwyn are attending the
Globes together this weekend--won't that little stunt send my type
atwitter?)
Now, two gals who have had bodily contact:
"She's really afraid of her."
--Well-paid colleague of Winona Ryder, who's apparently not as impressed with
Gwyneth Paltrow as is Winona's beau (what time is it?), Matt Damon
"They are not close," said the high-level Ryder coworker. "This business that
they're best buds is totally false. Believe me, Winona fears Gywneth."
Apparently, incidents of both major and minor proportion have led to this
pathos:
"Little things, like Gywneth's not returning jewelry she borrowed from Winona,
have bothered her," said the source. "But, big picture, I know she doesn't
trust her. Particularly where Matt's concerned."
I dunno, Winone. Matt doesn't exactly have a great leash on his love life, so
I wouldn't go blamin' Gwyn-babe fer everything.
My insider has a similar opinion:
"I wouldn't really worry about what all this Matt/Gwyneth business says about
Gywneth and Winona. Now, Matt and Ben is a much bigger issue. What does this
say about their friendship?
Maybe a lot. Maybe nothing. After all, even Ben has been not so discreetly
badmouthing Gwyn--even to the press--calling her "elitist" (a description she
loathes, most likely because it's true) and sundry snotty retorts.
So, maybe Matt's just a friend doing what friends do best: taking unpleasant
situations off each other's hands (or wherever).
Girl bullet: Among other things I hear from those who know G.P. well is the
chilly beauty had a very strange relationship with mama Blythe Danner, wherein
both competed for the attention of dad/husband Bruce Paltrow. A bit tired but
still pretty spooky.
Boy bullet: Matt Damon just got his salary confirmed for Billy Bob Thornton's
western, All the Pretty Horses. Are ya ready? Try 5.5 million horseshoes.
Hmmm. Lotso five-os in Matty's life right now. Like the nearly 50 percent drop
in Rounders last week. Maybe he can lasso more box-office goers fer this pic?
The Spy Who Didn't Love Me
The reason.
Why snot-thing Gwyneth Paltrow and dude-thing Ben Affleck called it quits.
Actually, I should say the reasons, and they occurred a few months ago:
Fade in on the Italian set of The Talented Mr. Ripley, starring G.P. and
B.A.'s bestest pal, Matt Damon.
Winona Ryder--who's ridin' Damon, sorta, for the moment--is there, along
with Ben, making it a young-Hollywood foursome. It was quite the
red-cheeked salon, my foreign correspondents report back to me.
But Ben-babe is nonetheless bored. Now, think back a bit to when I was
reporting how Affleck was affected by Paltrow's affected ways, how he's
always been a bit put out by her prissiness and stiffiness. Ya with me?
Good.
So, there's B.A., messin' around on his PC. Emailin' back to the States
with a pal of his who's really giving Mr. Young Movie Star a hard time. As
in:
Brittle Women
•SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY ROTTEN IN THE LAND OF GWEN AND WINONA: OK people, hold
onto your seats. I've got some seriously hot scoopage on the state of the two
Hollywood uber couples GWENETH PALTROW and BEN AFFLECK and WINONA RYDER and
MATT DAMON. Apparently something is very rotten in the state of - Texas?? Well
my super reliable source BARBARA down in Austin tells me that SANDRA BULLOCK
was squiring around none other than GWENETH's supposed hunk BEN AFFLECK the
other day. And we are not talking out and around town downing some beers. We
are talking let me give you a guided tour of my house - including the room
that features a lovely saddle that hangs from the ceiling and spins like a
disco ball. Ewwww. Why the sudden closeness between the two we do not know.
What it means - we do not know. We DO know that Ben and Sandy are co-starring
in an upcoming flick set in Savannah but I get the drift that they were being
a bit more chummy than - umm- costars.
This might lead one to wonder, "Where the hell was Gweneth when all this
canoodling was taking place???" And the answer would be - in Europe with
(gasp) MATT DAMON. Yes, that would the same Matt Damon who is supposedly
dating and co-habitating with her best friend WINONA "easy" RYDER. With
friends like these... And word from Europe is that Matt and Gwen are pretty
cozy, cozy. As in they are doing some major hot and heavy canoodling
themselves. Woah.
Which brings us to young Winona (who we hear looks absolutely fabulous in the
new WOODY ALLEN movie). I was mistaken the other day when I said that she was
accompanied to the FREE TIBET movie premiere by a member of THIRD EYE BLIND.
What I meant to say was that she was escorted by BILLIE JOE whassisface
frontman guy from GREEN DAY. And according to TED CASABLANCA of E! Billie also
escorted young Winona to the MTV AWARDS and they were looking pretty loved-up
there as well. Nevermind the fact the Billie is married and expecting his
second child. Nevermind that Winona used to seriously date Billie's bandmate
TRE COOL. Nevermind that all of these people are supposed to be "best of
friends". The whole damn thing is even worse than The Starr Report. I feel so
dirty.
Matt's new leading lady? Click on pic to see her fan page.
While rescuing a person from a careening truck, young Matt
Murdock is struck in the head by a cannister of some unknown
radioactive material. Murdock is blinded, but also, strangely, given radar-like abilities that allow him to "see." Years later, as a very successful lawyer, Murdock takes on the red devil costume of
Daredevil to fight crime in the streets.
The Buzz:
Marvel is currently in talks with Disney about a big screen live-action version of their comic character Daredevil, according to the Detroit News Comic Book Continuum. It is reported that the rights reverted
back to Marvel after the Chris Columbus Daredevil project at Fox
fell through. A major problem that stands in the way of the project
progressing beyond the talking stage is Marvel's never-ending
financial woes.
Players:
Matt Damon as Matt Murdock/ Daredevil (rumored)
Crew:
Kevin Smith / Screenwriter (rumored)
A possible new movie in the works? This is all I've heard from Cinescape...
First, I hear from the hot-hot-hot Matt Damon-Winona Ryder camp that an engagement has been decided and will soon be announced to the Joe Blows of the world (having already been announced to the couple's Yo!-Yo!s). Congrats, you two! (Particularly to you, Winona, you little Warren Beatty-ette. I mean, let's just be frank here...everyone knows it's you who've been teaching Gwyneth P a thing or two in the love department, not vice versa. Up until Ben, that is.) Sorry if I spoiled the happy news, but, hey, it's my gig. By the by, that spoiling's not the reason I got a big ol' denial from the Ryder folk, is it? (Alas, like oven buns, the timer will tell.)
Indeed the timer will tell. Gretchen e-mailed me to say that she heard on E!'s gossip show that Winona is cautious about engagement since the thing with Johnny Depp. I'll wait until the official announcement.
(Above added April, 11th/98.)
(Above added April, 10th/98.)
In six-degrees-of-separation news, there appears to be a unique, if not immediately obvious, connection between Oscar nominee and Hollywood golden boy Matt Damon and metal mainstays Metallica. Damon recently told "Movieline" magazine that the love of his life was a doctor with whom he had carried on a long-distance relationship for years. Damon would not reveal the name of the woman, but did tell the magazine that she went on to marry "a f***ing rock star who's got $80 million and his own jet... a bad rock star too." Those who have seen Damon's multiple Oscar-nominated film "Good Will Hunting" will recall that the actor/screenwriter's on-screen love interest in that movie is also a doctor played by Minnie Driver. Damon has denied that the character is not named after anyone in real life, but Driver's character (named Skylar) shares the same first name and occupation as the wife of Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich. A publicist for Metallica confirmed that the drummer's wife is in fact Damon's old flame. For the record, the normally loquacious Lars had no comment on being dissed by Damon.
Hmm, interesting.
Pro-Minnie: Matt broke up with her on Oprah.
Pro-Matt: There's a story about how Minnie's publicist would constantly tell the public about their dates together, no matter how spontaneous they were. Matt became irritated because the reporters were always there, so Matt broke up with her because of it.
Well, it's all up to you to decide now. I personally go for the one about the publicist, because it doesn't really point fingers at Matt or Minnie, and instead blames someone whose name we don't know anyway. Good luck puzzling out this mess.
Any film rumours starring Matt? I always appreciate help. E-mail me!