-welcome to the hellmouth pt.1
Xander: "I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good!"
-welcome to the hellmouth pt.2
Angel: "They really don't like me dropping in."
Buffy: "Why not?"
Angel: "They really don't like me."
-welcome to the hellmouth pt.2
Willow: "What about Angel?"
Buffy: "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. Hi honey, you're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"
-angel
Willow: "It is kind of novel how he'll stay young and handsome forever, although you'll still get wrinkly and die. And oh, what about the children? I'll be quiet now."
-angel
Giles: "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic, in a Maudlin sort of way!"
-invisible girl
Buffy: "I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm 16 years old...I don't want to die!"
-prophecy girl
Angel: "I know this is hard."
Buffy: "What do you know about his? You're never gonna die!"
Angel: "Do you think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just have to figure out a way..."
Buffy: "I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!"
-prophecy girl
Xander: "I know you can help me find this Master guy"
Angel: "You're way outta your league. The Master will kill you before you can breathe. If you're lucky."
Xander: "How can I put this clearly... (pulls out a cross, Angel falls back into a chair)"...Buffy's got this big old yen for you. She thinks you're a real person. I need you to prove her right."
Angel: "You're in love with her."
Xander: "Aren't you?"
-prophecy girl
Xander: "You were looking at my neck?"
Angel: "What?"
Xander: "You were checking out my neck. I saw that."
Angel: "No I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left!"
-prophecy girl
Master: "You were destined to die, it was written."
Buffy: "What can I say? I flunked the written!"
-prophecy girl
Angel: "What are you afraid of...me...us?"
Buffy: "Could you contemplate getting over yourself for just a second? There's no us. I'm sorry if I was suposed to spend the summer mooning over you, but I didn't. I've moved on...to the living!"
-when she was bad
Buffy: "Love makes you do the wacky!"
Angel: "What?"
Buffy: "Crazy stuff."
Angel: "Crazy, like a 241 year old being jealous of a high school junior?"
-some assembly required
Xander: "And while I'm whiddling, I plan to whistle a jaunty little tune!"
-school hard
Spike: "You were my Sire man. You were my Yoda!"
Angel: "Things change."
Spike: "Not us, not demons. Man I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom!"
-school hard
Xander: "And what if he bit me, what then?"
Angel: "We would have known he bought it."
-school hard
Angel: "This isn't some fairy tale, when I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after."
Buffy: "No, when you kiss me I want to die!"
-reptile boy
Angel: "I heard this place serves coffee. I thought maybe you and I should get some, sometime. If you want."
Buffy: "Yeah, sometime. I'll let you know (smiles and walks away).
-reptile boy
Xander: "Those wacky vampires, that's why I love 'em. They just keep you guessing."
-halloween
Xander: "Hey it's me! If Angel's doing something wrong, I want to know. Cuz it gives me a happy!"
-lie to me
Xander: "This is Ford, my best friend of all my friends. Geez doesn't she know any fat guys?"
-lie to me
Willow: "See you made him do that thing, where he's gone."
-lie to me
Willow: "I'm so the net girl!"
-lie to me
Angel: "100 years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. It really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along. (pause) Ya I'm jealous."
-lie to me
Angel: "Do you love me?"
Buffy: "What?"
Angel: "Do you?"
Buffy: "I love you, I don't know if I trust you."
Angel: "Maybe you shouldn't do either."
-lie to me
Angel: "Vampires"
Xander: "Oh, we usually call them the nasty pointy bitey ones!"
-lie to me
Xander: "I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one."Angel: "Could you not call me that!"
-lie to me
Buffy: "What I see, is that right after the sun goes down, Spike and all of his friends are gonna be pigging out at the all-you-can-eat-moron-bar!"
-lie to me
Angel: "Kiss me!"
Buffy: "Finally, something I want to do!"
-ted
Angel: "Passion...It lies in all of us -sleeping, waiting and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir- open it's jaws and howl." "It speaks to us, guides us, passion rules us all -and we obey. What other choice do we have?" "Passion is the source of our finest moments, the joys of love; the clarity of hatrid, and the ecstasy of grief." "It hurts sometimes -more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hallow- empty rooms, shutterd and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead!"
(if any of the parts of this speech are out of order please let me know)
-passion
Angel: "Don't worry Rollarboy, I've got everything under control!"
-passion
Angel: "Geez, whatever happened to wooden stakes?"
-passion
Giles: "In all my years as a watcher, I've burried too many people, but Jenny was the first I loved."
-passion
Buffy: "I wasn't ready, but now I think I finally am. I can't hold onto the past anymore. Angel is gone, nothing is ever going to bring him back!"
-passion
Xander: "Man Buffy, my whole life just flashed before my eyes. I gotta get me a life!"
-killed by death
Angel: "Not feeling well lover?" (Buffy hits him and he falls to the ground)
Buffy: "That helps!"
-killed by death
Angel: "Uh oh, this does not look good for our heroine!"
Xander: "Take a walk overbite."
-killed by death
Angel: "Buffy's white knight. You still love her, must just eat you up that I got there first!"
Xander: "You're gonna die and I'm gonna be there!"
-killed by death
Xander: "Flowers for my lady."
Buffy: "I think they call those balloons!"
Xander: "Yeah, keep them in water maybe they'll grow!"
Willow: "Not to be outdone!"
Buffy: "Homework?!?"
Willow: "It's my way of saying get well."
Buffy: "Chocolate says that better!"
Willow: "I did all of your assignments, all you have to do is sign your name!"
Buffy: "Chocolates mean nothing to me!"
-killed by death
Giles: "Cordelia have you ever actually heard of tact?"
Cordelia: "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass!"
-killed by death
Cordelia: "Let's go tact guy!"
-killed by death
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