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BEAN: THE ULTIMATE DISASTER MOVIE
BEAN: THE ULTIMATE DISASTER MOVIE
THE PLOT OF THE FILM
By Mr. Bean
I get sent on a very important mission to meet some very important people in America and represent The Royal National Gallery of England at the unveiling ceremony for the return of Whistler's Mother to its native country.
For those of you who haven't heard of The Whistler's Mother, she's a hideous old bat who sits in a chair wearing a cap. Whistler himself painted his mum one day when one of his models was in bed with the flu. It is the most famous painting in America and costs a lot of money (millions and gazillions of pounds).
I go to stay with my new best friend David Langley who is the curator of the Grierson Gallery in Los Angeles. Everyone in America is very nice to me and treats me like royalty (they think I am Dr. Bean). I try to tell them that all I do is sit in the corner of the art gallery looking at the paintings, making sure nobody touches them but no-one is prepared to believe me.
David takes me to an amusement park where we go on the ride of DOOOOOOOOOOM. More likethe ride of BOREDOOOOM. I get in trouble with the police when I try and make it go faster and everyone else around me goes flying. Sissies!!!
Then I get David in to more trouble with his wife and family and the people in suits at The Gallery when by mistake I sneeze all over the painting and make the paint run. Oops.
Watch me in the film as I do a spot of doctoring in a hospital and accidently drop an M& M sweetie into the open wound of a nice policeman as he issitting on the operating table. Double oops.
Then I have to make a very long speech about Whistler's Mother at the unveiling ceremony in front of lots of cameras and men from the army (one of whom looks like Burt Reynolds). Yipes and triple oops! I hope they don't notice the mess I've made of their painting...
