All of you know how SPIN magazine has desecrated our South Park by making up lies about the show and printing a bogus SP cover, just because they're jealous of Rolling Stone. I advise all of you, in the great spirit of Trey and Matt, send me any GIF or JPG (Zipped if you can) that you made up yourself, not one already posted on other sites, completely trashing SPIN. SPIN MUST BE STOPPED!!!!
Send me any GIF or JPG file(zipped if possible) of Kenny unhooded. MAKE IT ORIGINAL! DON'T GIVE ME ANY PIC THAT'S BEEEN POSTED ELSEWHERE! I'VE SEEN 'EM ALL!
E-Mail me (below) and be sure that the image is around 50K at maximum.
Who do you think Jesus should battle next? You don't have to send me a picture, just a suggestion will do.
It could be anyone, real or fictional, alive or dead, From South Park or another show, from a movie, comic, magazine, book, or video game, human or humaniod, individual or a group; it doesn't matter.
It should be creative, and it should be someone we all know, not your cousin Fred or something. Here are some suggestions.
Jesus vs. Kyle
Jesus vs. Homer Simpson
Jesus vs. Hitler
Jesus vs. Santa (rematch)
Jesus vs. Buddha
Jesus vs. Jerry Garcia
Jesus vs. Adam Sandler
Jesus vs. Beavis and Butt-Head
Jesus vs. The Spice Girls
Jesus vs. Crocodile Dundee
Jesus vs. Orgasmo
SOME HAVE BEEN SENT IN!
Jesus vs. Saddam Hussein
Jesus vs. Mickey Mouse
Jesus vs. Luke Skywalker
Jesus vs. Hanson
Jesus vs. Batman
Jesus vs. Ric Flair
Jesus vs. Hulk Hogan
Jesus vs. Evil Stan
Jesus vs. Darth Vader
Send in More suggestions!!! I'll post 'em up.
Can we adress Cartman as Cartman anymore? I just don't know.
Here is the scenario.
It was 1989, on a starry, perfect-for-sex night. Diane Cartman had a bit too much to drink at the 12th annual South Park Drunken Barn Dance. Every man and woman in town was at this dance, all drunk off their asses. Diane then saw the love of her life, the most charming peice of ass she ever saw. Cheif Running Water.
She danced with him, and the rest of the night was just a drunken blur to her. The next day she was pregnant with Eric, but Cheif Running Water has a good chance of NOT being his father. what happened that night, is that Diane ditched Cheif for Chef, Chef for Mr. Garrison, Mr. Garrison for Mr. Hat, Mr. Hat for the '89 Broncos, the Broncos for ....
Aaah, the hell with it. Cartman's Mom's a big slut(AAY!). But, younbg Eric's struggle to find the truth won him $3,000 on America's Stupidest Home Videos, and Bought him a DNA blood test from Mafaesto.
Now, these few people remain as Eric Cartman's true father. But just who in the hell is it? Will Mafaesto's tests be correct? Isn't Mr. Garrison gay?(I AM NOT GAY!!) Will Cartman have to wear more ridiculous costumes? We shall find out in a matter of weeks.
Who is the Father of Eric Cartman? these choice is narrowed down to these men
Officer Barbrady
Chef
Cheif Running Water
Jimbo
Ned
Mr. Garrison
Joe Broslovski
Mafaesto Moreau
Kevin, that little thing of his
The 1989 Denver Broncos
Mail me and vote who you think the Daddy is!!!
That's all for now. Stay tuned for anything new here.
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