This site is dedicated to the one and only
Homer J Simpson, a star of comedy, a colossal of cartoons, a triumph of
T.V, and a legend of stupidity!!!
Homer Simpsons official name is Homer J. Simpson and his voice
on the show is played by Dan Castellaneta. Homer Simpson was born on the
12th of May 1956, which in turn makes him 35 years of age. He weighs a
massive 239 pounds, which as he says himself makes him a WHALE!!
He has a job as a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,
which he holds on a very fine line, as in one episode a chicken was put
as his replacement. He is a lazy, untrained idiot, but still continues
to hold down the job while keeping the factory donut company in business
single handily. He has three children, Bart, Maggie and Lisa and a lovingly
and highly more intelligent wife, with a ridiculous hairstyle, Marge Simpson.
Homer's life ambition was to run on the baseball field and hit an umpire
which he achieved, his next ambition is to appear on the "Gong" show.
Bart
Marge
Lisa
Homer has many quirks and idiosycricies that
may make him stupid and slow but still amazingly funny. His love for American
sport, food, beer and the idiot box far out weighs his love for his children.
He is selfish and self centered, but it is that, that makes him the most
liked character cartoon in history. The character of Homer Simpson is the
most important character in the show. Homer has entertained audiences from
all around the world for 9 laughter filled seasons. Originally shown between
commercials on The Tracy Ulman Show, The Simpsons have blossomed into a
full half-hour of pure entertainment.
Below
are a list of qualities, subjects and ideas which reflect Homer Simpsons
personality further.
Salary: $382.19
per week
Social Security Number: 568-47-0008
Favorite Foods: MMMM, anything
Favorite Drinks: Duff Beer
Classic Lines: Why you little.., D'oh,
Woohooo, and MMM food.
Favorite Movies: Look Who's
Oinking
Octopussy
Honk if your Horny
Favorite Song: It's Raining Men
Proudest Accomplishment: Lisa Simpson
Things
Homer Has Borrowed from Ned Flanders;
Bath Tub
B.B.Q
Video Recorder
T.V table tray
Weed Waker
Belt Sander
Video Camera
Air Conditioner
Vocabulary
Satiely: Belt popping fullness.
Triumvirate: Three guys giving orders.
Gourmand: Like a gourmet, only fatter.
Machiavellian: I don't know.
Boudoir: Where a French guy does it.
Lifelong
Dreams
to manage a beautiful country singer
living in the woods and keeping a journal
of his thoughts
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