Homer I.Q Test

PUT YOURSELF IN HOMER'S PLACE, STATE OF MIND AND ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS. HAVE YOU WATCHED ENOUGH EPISODES TO KNOW HOW HOMER THINKS? FIND OUT!! ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AS HOMER WOULD DO AND SEE IF YOU HAVE A HIGH HOMER I.Q. * The answers to the questions are at the bottom of the page Questions

1) What is most important?
        A) Popularity
        B) Intelligence
        C) Self Confidence
        D) Self Satisfaction

2) When is it right to hit someone?
        A) In anger
        B) When he hits you first
        C) When his back is turned

3) If something is hard to do....
        A) Keep persisting
        B) Try and Try again
        C) It's not worth doing

4) If, someone is better than you then
        A) Work harder to be better
        B) Make friends and join the winning team
        C) Give up because you can't win and its not worth trying

5) When you participate in sporting events it's not if you win or loose but
        A) How you play the game?
        B) How drunk you get?
        C) How many people you clobber
        D) How much respect you gain from your team mates and competitors

6) You try and try and keep loosing and loosing, what is the lesson
        A) Don't try
        B) Kill all your competitors
        C) Try and Try again
        D) Throw in the towel like usual, say you have an injury and make up some pointless and perthetic excuse.

7) What is the American Way?
        A) Put in your all day in day out?
        B) Respect your brother?
        C) If you don't like something do it half assed?
        D) Put yourself before others?
8) What of the following combinations are all make belive
        A) Unicorns, Elves, The Devil
        B) Elves, Gremlins, Eskimoes
        C) Vampires, Gremlins, Unicorns

9) Crying isn't going to bring the dog back....
        A) So just be patient and wait
        B) So howl like the wind
        C) Unless your tears smell like dog food
        D) so stop wining and put up posters and stuff

10) Which of the following is wrong?
        A) Gambling
        B) Drinking
        C) Wasting time in going to church
        D) Buying illegal fireworks

11) Women are like what of the following;
        A) A beer, because they look good, smell good and you would step over your own mother to get one.
        B) A precious flower because they are delicate and deserving of careful attention
        C) A starved animal, because no matter how much you give them they always want more.

12) What sports should women stick to
        A) Anything they like, because everybody is equal
        B) Something that makes them show cleavage
        C) Sports like Oil Wrestling and Foxy Boxy
        D) Anything that is not televised on TV

13) What is the best TV viewing?
        A) Educational programming
        B) Something that makes you laugh so hard you piss yourself
        C) Anything, don't argue with the TV because it is god
        D) We must not judge TV, because it gives so much and asks so little

14) What does, ham, bacon and pork come from?
        A) A magical animal from fairly land
        B) A pig
        C) A cow
        D) Who cares, its meat!

15) Who police the police?
        A) The coast guard
        B) Who cares it is not my problem
        C) The government and president
        D) McBain

16) What line do you use to get out of a relationship
        A) I have an exotic disease
        B) We are better of as friends
        C) I want to see other people
        D) I am Gay

17) When at a marriage counseling resort, held at a fishing lake you are better off..
        A) Concentrating solely on the task at hand, saving your marriage
        B) Sneak out during the night and go fishing
        C) Tell your wife to get stuffed
        D) Fake a heart attack

18) If you had three wishes and have one left, what would it be?
        A) World Peace
        B) To become president
        C) Unlimited riches
        D) A Turkey and Salad Sandwich on Rye
        E) Foam dome hat with an unlimited supply of beer

19) Which of the following statements/ techniques is necessary to help you through life
        A) Good, idea Boss!
        B) Always be honest
        C) It was like that when I got there
        D) If its a bargain, BUY IT

20) If you had 10 bucks left to by 4 people Christmas presents what would you do?
        A) Buy what you can so they at least have something
        B) Say you got robbed and spend the ten bucks on a Christmas drinks
        C) Bet the money through gambling in hope to get more
        D) Go into hiding and wish for a miracle

Answers 1)A 11)A 2)C 12)C,B 3)C 13)D 4)C 14)A 5)B 15)A 6)A 16)D 7)C 17)B 8)B 18)D 9)C 19)A,C 10)C 20)C HOW DID YOU FAIR, CHECK YOUR HOMER I.Q SCORE BELOW!!

Homer I.Q Rating System

QUESTIONS CORRECT	CORRESSPONDING HOMER I.Q	ENGLISH EQUIVELANT
20	160 Homer I.Q	Homer Genius (watched way too much of the Simpsons, get a life?)
19	150 Homer I.Q	Homer Brilliant (Well I guess a pretty good effort, but still room for improvment
18	140 Homer I.Q	Homer Superior (You should be asshamed of youself only superor!!)
17	130 Homer I.Q	Homer average (No comment!!)
16	120 Homer I.Q	Homer below average (And you call yourself a Homer Fan, Bull!!)
15	110 Homer I.Q	Homer stupid (You need seriuos help, Homer Help!)
14	100 Homer I.Q	Homer ibosile (I'm stunned!! What is wrong with you)
13	90 Homer I.Q	Homer retard (PLEAE, go away!)
12	80 Homer I.Q	Homer missing a chromosone (Just get out of this site, you don't belong here!)
Below 11	Really it dosen't matter	Your just.... oh well

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