The T.E.M.P. Agency

Title
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T.E.M.P may stand for:
Templeton's Elite Manipulative Persuaders
Templeton's Elite Master Procurers... or making what alterations are needed to perform a scam

MOTTO
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We lie, cheat, and steal and we just don't get any respect.

CREEDS
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Unite in the worship ofTempleton "Faceman" Peck (including other DB characters as well as DB himself) - otherwise referred to as "The Man"

Devote our lives to lusting after THE MAN!!!

Bring our lives to a halt whenever THE MAN appears on television

Uphold and protect the Temple of Peck.

Remember...Cleanliness is next to MANliness!

Protect the enshrined Silk Jammies and Black Bikini Briefs at all cost

Share the wealth of Templetondom with all the less fortunates of the world

Preach on street corners!
Try and coerce kids on college campuses!
Take out 1/2 hour long infommercials at 3am!

Wreak havoc with the Nighthawk Commandos

QUEST
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To find our "Holy Grail" - a master copy of Sssssss sans leaves!!!!!!!!!





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