Hello my name is Claire, A.K.A. "St. Joan the Martyr", and I'm the very newest – that's one newer than Moon Goddess – member of the TEMP Agency. In my other life – you know, the one where I have to eat and sleep and pretend to think of something other than The MAN – I live in Lovely Los Angeles. I'm married, and I have a truly beautiful son, who may well give The MAN a run for his money, some day. I was born the year the Berlin Wall went up, though the significance of that fact escapes me. I love Corvettes, cats, Shakespeare and cheap Sci-Fi in any form. In my non-existent spare time, I oil paint, write novels that never get finished, and sing rock 'n' roll. In this life – you know, the one where I don't have to eat, sleep, or pretend – I fulfill my Sacred Duty to defend the honor, virtue, and delectable person of our Flawless Leader, even to the point of instigating Server Meltdown in the name of Truth! For there is no Cause so blessed, no Quest so noble, no Crusade so holy as the defense, support and general service of The MAN and all his...parts...
Oh, I also get my jollies harrassing Ace. :p
