How To Talk Like A FRIEND


1.Add a "y" (pronounced "eee") at the end of the word you want. eg, "whats with the twirly skirt Mon?" or "You're all flippy!"

2.When talking about someone add guy or girl to it. eg, "Ugly Naked Guy climbing the fireplace" or "Pokey Girl called again"

3.Use the words "not" and "so" alot. eg, "You need a guy so much" and "Can you not like her?"

4.To talk like Rachel, tilt your head to one side when you have a big whine, raise your voice about two octaves and scrunch up your face!

5.For Ross leave huge gaps between your words. eg, Hummmmmmm........that sounds.......I don't know.........perfect and use really old words like "woo"

6.To be Pheobe exclaim words like "Ew", "Nuh-huh" and "O.K" alot, even " doy " can be appropriate.

7.For Chandler always emphasize the word that normally would not. eg, "Could that report BE any later?"

8.For a perfect Joey impression state the obvious then add "if you know what I mean" at the end.

9.And to be Monica ad "shall we" to the end of your sentences. (Even when it's too late for shall we)

------------------------------------------------------------------------ This Table will also help you become the perfect friend

F*R*I*E*N*D*S          We Say
Icky                                  Gross
Floopy                              Messed up
Nuh-Huh                           No way
Yuh-Huh                           Yes way
Nippular Area                    Boobs
Ewwww                            Yuck
Testosterony                     Macho
So not true                        Not True


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