Greetings mortals! Welcome to my homepage! This is the first time I've touched this page in forEVER. So I guess I'll just go through and update: My name is Mary (but feel free to call me Maria) (figure it out) I have brown hair and eyes, about 5'4. a pic of me and my bed buddy bout 3 years ago
I'm 22 yrs old and live in Sacramento California,USA,Earth. I'm a total Elvis freak! I have Elvis clothes, books,pictures for days, mouse pad, full size standing cardboard cut out..golly..too much to mention.... when you walk into my place the first wall you see is a shrine. People stand in amazement when they walk in here, it's almost too much for one to handle, it's very overwhelming..*sigh*.. And for those of you who are wondering, yes, I do believe he's still alive. Click on Elvis to see my Elvis tribute..
I'm half Lebanese half Polish. I have about 35 cousins, not counting the second cousins (except Andrew, I count you baby even though you're a Farah) and like 13 uncles and about 15 aunts. Too many to count. But if any of my beautiful (and we do have the most beautiful family in the world, not an ugly one in the bunch) cousins are reading this I just want you all to know that you guys are the light of my life and my most favorite memories are the ones I have of all of you..past and present..una bit hubbic habeebees... Click here for more of mi familia.
I used to belong to forever ago, a bitchen' little group called the "Bitch Squad" *g* (it was so lame but sooo fun, chicks love it, parents hate it)....(I have recently resigned and turned it over to my main man WaterMan for undisclosed purposes) ...we have no purpose, we're just bored!..And I love seeing people (mostly the men folk) getting all stupid about it.."you guys are lame" "can I join your club" "you're all lesbians..girl power"..*L*...morons....it's not a freaken' club! it's a homepage..consisting of all of us girls who like to mess with the emotions of people who think it's a club!!!...anyways..check it out..it rocks :) a special thanks goes out to the advisor to the big bitch (me) Wendy...she wrote all the rules..*smooch*..love you girl.... The Bitch Squad
Discecting Mary this is basically just useless info about me. Weird things I like..(not weird to me) but anyways..check it out You think you know me?..Click here..you'd be surprised what you'll learn :) Some pics for your viewing pleasure