What would happen if you replaced key words from the dialogue in Star Wars, with the word 'pants':



"The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

"Many Bobans died to bring us these pants."

"These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

"Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!"

"General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault."

"I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home."

"TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?"

"Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."

"You are unwise to lower your pants."

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."

"Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board."

"You look strong enough to pull the pants of a Gundark."

"Luke... Help me remove these pants."

"That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"

"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

"Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser."

"Short pants is better than no pants at all."

"Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one... Your sister!"

"Luke, search your pants. You know it is true."

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."


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