The following are "illegal" wav files of the Simpsons, or at least the Fox Network likes to think so. It seemes they've taken a habit to sueing several well meaning kids over the matter.

So, of course, being the stuborn nit that I am, I posted all the simpsons wav files from my computer to this page upon hearing the news of Fox's greed. I've just completed a new oganization thing; all wav files from Homer and Abe Simpson are separate from the rest. There are still some finishing touches to be made of course, and I am also about to double the number of files I have here. So, without further adeu, here's to you, Fox network...

HOMER

32 doh's of Homer This one's self-explanitory. Homer Look at that bubber fly! Homer AAH! BOOGIEMAN! Homer Boring! Homer Doughnuts: is there anything they can't do? Homer Mmm. Forbidden doughnut... Homer Gotta Go! Homer Kiss my curvy butt GOOOD-BYE! Homer Mmm... crumbled up cookie things. Homer Mmm... unprocessed fish sticks. Homer Mmm... Mediciney Homer One of my personal favorites... Homer That's it! I'm outta here! Homer yet another of my fav's. Homer Hey, if you don't like it, go to Russia. Homer Shut up brain, or I'll... Homer Stupid tv... BE MORE FUNNY!

HomerThat's bad. Abe/Homer Just listen... Homer Homer Homer Marge/Homer Homer Homer/Mr. Burns homer Homer Homer Homer Homer Homer Homer Bart/Homer Homer

ABE

Abe Simpson I'm going where the action is Abe Simpson Dagnabit! Abe Dang. Abe S. Doggonit! Abe S. Evil! EEEEEVILLLL!!! Abe I'm old; gimmegimmegimmee!

Abe I'll be back in a jiffy! Abe S. MAAAATLOOOOCK!!! Abe S. I think the metric system is the tool of the Devil! Abe/Homer Just listen... Abe What a ripoff! Abe Who said that!?

MISC

Quimby "...912" Apu Silly customer -You cannot hurt a twinkie! Montgomery Burns Bah! To hell with this! Barney Burp Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel Ralph /Chief W. ...Just listen to it. It's funny, I promise... Ralph And when ..... it was the happiest day of my life. Apu Another of my favorites... Ralph The Doctor said I... Cletus/Brandine What more must be said? Barney Uh oh! Someone smells stinky.... Radioactive Man Radioactive Man at his finest... Ralph Uh, Ms. Hoover? I...

Apu Apu Apu Chief Wiggam Cletus Mr. Burns Mr. Burns. Prof. Frink Lisa/Frink Prin. Skinner, Willy Bart/Homer M. Burns, Smithers Chief Wiggam

The following wavfiles were given to me by my friend Evan after the above were posted here...

• Abe
• Quimby
• Homer
• Abe
• Lionel Hutz? Did I spell the name wrong?

And the following are wav files that have yet to be catagorized...

• homer - "anykey"
• homer - makes a bad excuse
• policemen - or maybe lenny and carl
• homer - speaks to lisa about bible
• homer - is dumb.
• cleetus - plus either patty or selma
• Homer - no time now! the computer's starting.
• homer - awww CRAP.
• homer - just b/c I dont CARE doesn't mean I don't UNDERSTAND.
• homer describes driving
• Homer gives words of advise.
• Mr. Burns - catch phrase.
• Lisa - "The fox network has sunk to a new low"
• homer is misheard
• Homer
• Nelson Muntz's laugh.
• homer laughs
• Homer
• Homer explains his view of incest
• Homer can't talk
• Homer - "quit JIIIIVin' me Turkey!..."
• Krusty acts as his own lawyer.
• McBain gives his view of Woody Allen.
• moe
• moe explains his self worth.
• moe tells the "truth".
• Homer yells "Nooo!"
• homer
• krusty
• homer
• homer
• ralph and scissors
• Homer "Sweet merciful crap!"
• Homer is smart.
• Lunch Lady Dorris "More testicles..."
• Wiggam can't watch TV.

• Murder

Special thanks to the person who gave me the wav of Lisa saying "The Fox network has sunk to a new low". I've been too lazy to upload it, but I'll put it up here when I finish the big re-organization progect currently occurring at the bottom of the screen. Thanks! Happy downloading!

Hold it right there! ...Thought you could get away this easily? Not so! Here's a link to the simpson's page of a fellow fan who's page is dedicated to what else, but the Simpsons! Go there!

Ok, you can go now.

Not so fast! ...Thought you could get away without hearing my newest additions to the archive? Not so! Fortunatly for you I've got these two more sounds. These are clips for MST3K episodes that I stumbled across:

• Subtle hell
• Master Ninja theme song.