Thank you for those stirring words of wisdom. You have left an eternal mark on my threshold, and most likely managed to advertise your own site in the process; congrats.
Vixenchan - 02/17/00 21:00:19
My Email:Timberlake@mailcity.com
One positive/inclusive statement: One friend is better than millions that would break your heart
a gentle, patronizing statement: You shouldn't be talking about anything that you don't know about
*One* menial suggestive statement: Do something crazy at least one time a day
A joke you may have off hand:: Whay did the chicken cross the road (I think you know the answer)
a random thought: Claude is the sexiest man I know of out of all the disney villians
a trick that your pet can do: My dog can high five
Comments:
I love your page keep up the good work
10/25/98 11:41:24
| Name: Bad Bunny | My URL: Visit Me |
| My Email: Email Me | |
Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks
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Cindy - 09/30/98 13:40:45 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy | Comments: |
Colleen - 04/03/98 14:36:59
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/CapitolHill/6641
My Email:colleen_tuohy@hotmail.com
One positive/inclusive statement: always look on the bright side of life
a gentle, patronizing statement: life really is worth living:)
*One* menial suggestive statement: umm,add something to your page?:)
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: I'm sorry,I don't have any scans of my last bf
a random thought: oh my ears
a trick that your pet can do: The Bartman
Comments:
good luck starting your page off!:)
Mephista - 04/03/98 09:34:01
My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/bellow/179/chambers.html
My Email:zooty@earthling.net
One positive/inclusive statement: Wow, kinda looks like a Wienerschnitzel in here!
a gentle, patronizing statement: One more guestbook never killed anybody, right?
*One* menial suggestive statement: Shall we?
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
a random thought: THINK, boy...THINK of your MOTHAHHH...
a trick that your pet can do: I can balance a spoon and a fork on the end of a toothpick that's balancing on the lip of a cup. Strange but true.
Comments:
There's no single cheese like Velveeta, 'cause Velveeta is more than one single cheese. Colby, swiss and cheddar, blended all together for a creamy cheese that melts with ease...Velveeeetaa processed cheese spread is so much fun, three natural cheeses ar
better than one. Velveeta really knows how to please...you just can't stop till the very last drop, there's no single cheese (hot or mild) like Velveeta!
God, I don't know why I have that stored away in my head, but it's here now, too. Enjoy!
Delilah - 03/21/98 21:07:35
One positive statement: The quirks mentioned on your biography page were really funny!
A Patronizing statement: It wouldn't be right to put down a patrionizing comment, 'cause I don't even got a webpage.
*One* small suggestive statement: How 'bout more on Claude?
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: I've got tons of jokes but for something really funny check out the Chicken Joke page at: http://nyquist.ee.ualberta.ca/~dawe/chickenjoke.html I promise you it isn't as corny as it sou ds at first.
A random thought: Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig. (that was a more or less quote from Mark Twain)
A trick that your pet can do: I can make it look like the tip of my thumb detaches from the rest of my hand. It's an old trick but very funny.
Comments:
I hope everything goes great with your page, FLM. . .oh and your IQ is truly stunning.
MsFrollo - 03/09/98 20:49:12
My URL:http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~cparkins/index.html
My Email:cparkins@umd.umich.edu
One positive/inclusive statement: We want to see more here now FLM.
A patronizing statement: Hmmm.... is the fact that I can't think of one good enough??
*One* small suggestive statement: Put your poetry on here?
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: Nope sorry--
A random thought: It's supposed to snow here tonight
A trick that you or your pet can do: Norman (my dog) says his name & says "I love Mumma"
Comments:
HI FLM! Put more stuff on here! Love your drawing though. It's very cool.
Sparky - 03/02/98 22:11:37
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Labyrinth/2571
One positive/inclusive statement: youre kool
A patronizing statement: you suck
*One* small suggestive statement: dont rite anything in yellow; cant see it
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: q: what's the difference between bill clinton and a bucket of s**t? a: the bucket (ha ha)
A random thought: my elbow itches.
A trick that you or your pet can do: my cat can make me eat a kittie treat
Comments:
comments? dont got any.
Rainbow Girl - 02/25/98 02:00:47
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/la/rainbowgirl/
My Email:rachel@nirvana.cv.hp.com
One positive/inclusive statement: You're kewl! :)
A patronizing statement: Hmm...
*One* small suggestive statement: Fix the cabbit pics on the front page
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: A man walks into a bar..........."Ow!"
Arandom thought: Deedlit!! Eeheehee!!
A trick that you or your pet can do: Me and my cat can communicate, and all other cats seem to like me a lot...
Comments:
You're page is kewl!!!!
So's mine!
;D
Minevera - 02/24/98 23:46:18
My Email:Minevera@yahoo.com
One positive/inclusive statement: Tis' all good since you be startin' out and all.
A patronizing statement: It's BRIGHT
*One* small suggestive statement: Stories, Stories, Stories! Oh, wait, is that three?.....
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: Hmmm... Okay. For the longest time I didn't wear no underwear,And it used to drive my boyfriend Ernie absolutley batty. One day I caught terrable cold. Ernie said to me "Soph, Ya gotta g see the doctor about that cold". I said"All right, make an appointment for me." Enie called up the doctor and unbeknonced to me, this is what he told the doctor. "Doc I'm sendin' Soph over. She's got a terrable cold but that ain't the problem. The proble is she don't wear no underwear. Tell her she got this cold on accou nt she don't wearno underwear!" Righto said the doctor and I like a shmuck strolled on down to the doctor's office. He said open your mouth and say ahh. So I opened my mouth and sa d ahh. He said to me, "Soph, you aint wearin' no underwear." I saidPardon me doctor. He said, "You aint wearin' no underwear. I said, "Doc, youcan lookdown my throught and see I aint wearin no underwear?" That's right Soph. I said to him, "Doc, do me a f vor. Look up my @** and tell me if my hat's on strait!" (It was by Sophie Tucker. I wear my underwear.....*LOL*)
a random thought: Why are pigs pink and not blue. Are they trying to say something about girls?.....
A trick that you or your pet can do: My cat can use the toilet. :) And I can stick my entire fist in my mouth!
Comments:
Okay, okay. So I don't follow the ruls of the book! :) Your page is offto a good start Linds. I can't wait until you have some stories up!!!!!
Belladonna - 02/24/98 05:10:42
My URL:http://ferret.lmh.ox.ac.uk/~opera/frollo.html
My Email:opera@ferret.lmh.ox.ac.uk
One positive/inclusive statement: Yippeee!!!! You're getting a web page of your very own!
A patronizing statement: You can do font colours! How clever of you.
*One* small suggestive statement: Pix of Our Man? Please?
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: Al Gore, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton went to the land of Oz, and the Wizard asked them all what they wanted. "What would YOU like, Mr Gore?" "I'd like a brain, please", said Al, and o f he went with the Scarecrow to get fitted up with a new brain. "And what would YOU like, Mr Gingrich?" "I'll have a heart, please", said Newt, and so he went off with the Tin Man. "And what would YOU like, Mr clinton?" asked the wizard. "I'll have fiftee minutes with Dorothy, thanks..."
A random thought: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A trick that you or your pet can do: Stay up for two nights in a row and STILL get v little work done
Comments:
Can I fill up your guestbook later w/ my useless ramblings?
Ice-digger - 02/23/98 12:15:08
My URL:http://www.st.net.au/~magicink/magicink.st.net.au/Phantasy.htm
My Email:gumbious@hotmail.com
One positive/inclusive statement: You're quite vague!
A patronizing statement: But I love that in a rodent
*One* small suggestive statement: My drills are made from the purest Laconium!
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
A random thought: Bravery is stupidity
A trick that your pet can do: I can click my thumbs incredibly loudly!
Comments:
Who the hell are you? I never talked to any Minerva! I think... Mebbe I've forgotten.
Chloë J. - 02/23/98 06:55:46
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Hollywood/Boulevard/8399/chloe.html
My Email:djali@lycosmail.com
One positive/inclusive statement: Hmmmm.... So far, I like your ramblings, Lindsey! I wonder how well you write when you're not falling asleep? :)
A patronizing statement: Let me think.....
*One* small, suggestive statement: I have nothing now cuz I know what it's like when you're just starting out.
A joke you may have heard offhand--perhaps I'll put it on one day:--oops (Chloe didn't say that)
A random thought: Why is my end of Opal's web site completely ignored?
A trick that you or your pet can do: My fish eat until their stomachs are so big they can't swim anymore. :)
Comments:
I like what you've got so far- I can't wait till
there's more! :) Keep up the good work!
*bubblegirl* - 02/23/98 04:37:05
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Broadway/Stage/3767
My Email:xbubblegirlx@hotmail.com
One positive/inclusive statement: i see you fixed your guestbook!
A patronizing statement: you're doing real good, lindsey, real good!
*One* small suggestive statement: figure out how to change it to basic... that way it can be even cooler
A joke you may have off hand--perhaps I'll put it on one day: One day, Hillary Clinton goes to the hospital and after her appointment she telephones Bill and says, "Billy! I'm pregnant!" Mr. Clinton pauses, and then says, "That's great! Who are you "
A random thought: AAAAUUUUUGHHH!!!!!!! MY PEN IS BLEEDING TO DEATH!!!! SOMEONE!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A trick that you or your pet can do: she can meow
Comments:
i have no comments.