The Crazy Me

    Yeah, okay, time to talk about me for a minute.  If you're visiting my page, then you must be interested somewhat in who I am.  Well I hope so anyway.  So I've got a few headings and such.  Take a read, and who knows, maybe you might like what you see!


That's me with Rizz.

Name:Steven Gregory Cameron Ferguson.  Pretty catchy, huh?  It's tradition in my family to have two middle names, and I like it.  I have online names like Mr. Leopard, Leopard_25, Leopard, or occasionally Nighthood.

Description:Let's see.  I've got weird eyes; they look like a solar eclipse.  They have a light hazel in the shape of a star in the center, with a transition into blue as you approach the outer fringes.  I've got brown hair, I used to sport a goatee and moustache, but I got tired of the maintenance. I'm 173 cm tall, and I wear glasses only when I have to, like in school or when driving.  I've got size 9 feet, and I just KNOW you wanted to know that.

Age: I'm 23 as of July 1st, 2006.  Yahoo! Legal for everything!

Gender: The doctor said I was a boy, so I'll believe him.

Religion: I'm a Christian and proud of it.  I've seen things that can not be explained...

Residence: I live in Burnaby, BC, Canada.  For you Oofs who don't know where that is, it's right beside Vancouver.

Education: I graduated from Burnaby South Secondary in 2001, and then graduated from Douglas College in 2004 with an Associate of Arts.  Going into my fourth year of my BA in Psych degree at Douglas pretty soon.



Rizz and Moxie.


Fears: God, I hate spiders.  Throw me a rattler any day, but no spiders! Sometimes I get a bit of vertigo too, but nothing too bad.

Personality: I love satire!  I enjoy spoofing things, ad libbing, improv is fantastic.  I have a sarcastic tendency, I try to make things funny whenever possible.  I HATE WRITING BORING THINGS.  Give me a report or essay, and I will make it funny.  I have a gentle streak that I am proud of.  I am physically incapable of hurting a human being, or so I like to think.  I try to make light of any situation and I greatly enjoy social gatherings like poker nights.

Family: Oh yes.  Them.  Well, there's my mom, a hard working and overstressed loving parent.  My dad, he loves his hockey and his Coca-Cola.  Mark is my step-dad and he is....well he is Mark.  Doug is my 20 year old brother, and believe it or not, we get along quiet well.  He's got his own review website here: http://members.shaw.ca/yuksreview/review.html!  Go YUK!  Then there's Nate.  He's 15 and has finally developed a sense of humour.  Daniel is 12 and is an excellent video game consultant.  Gemma is our tabby cat, and he's such a brave, strong, handsome boy who loves his mushy guck.  He's quite intelligent as well.  If he had thumbs, the doors all over the house would be opening and closing.  Aurora is our calico cat, and she is as retarded as they come.  She will run down the stairs and race towards the closed front door.  Then she is surprised when the door doesn't move and she smashes into it.  But she's still Doug's princess.


From the left: Doug, my Dad, Daniel, Me, and Nate.


Then there's MY family. Jessica's my soon-to-be wife and taught me a thing or two about being outspoken. Andrew's my son, about two months old at the time of writing, and perhaps the most even-tempered and curious fellow out of all of us. We own two rats: Rizz and Moxie. Now I know I said I hated rats, and that they were vermin, but that was before I met them. Rats are extraordinarily intelligent and friendly, and are probably the easiest pets to maintain. I'm quite fond of them.


Here's our little man.


Hobbies: If you haven't clued in yet, writing is one of them.  I love to read, especially Star Trek, Doctor Who, Star Wars, and most other Sci-Fi.  TV is always good, and so's the GameCube.  Working and movies seem to dominate my life right now though.

Music: I like basically everything going EXCEPT for Country & Western *vomits* and ultra pop, like Boy Bands, and Britney Spears.  Apart from that, I like it. My major favourites are U2, Radiohead, Newsboys, Moby, and many many others.

TV And Movies: Science fiction shows like Red Dwarf, Star Trek, Doctor Who, and many others. I also enjoy Transformers and Beast Wars, but I haven't really enjoyed the latest series. I watch cerebral movies like Donnie Darko and Memento, but I also enjoy funny movies like some of the National Lampoon run. Bond movies are good, and so is the occasional action flick.


John, Reynold, Sanjin in the back, Brian, Kyle, Me, Dan, Quang, Eric, Jeff, and James being a poor sport about the pic, at our Prom.

Chums: Eric whom I've known since Grade 5 (how does he put up with me?), Dan, Danielle (stop laughing!), Robert, bro Doug,  Gemma (yes, the cat), the Bottalk Gang, the Paramount crew, and Ian (Destroyer of Worlds). Yeah, if I forgot you, sorry.

Work: I work in downtown Vancouver at the Paramount Vancouver, a movie theatre owned by Cineplex Entertainment. I do a whole crap of things there, but my major job is a Treasurer (basically a cash handling superviser) and a CT (a Cast Trainer - someone who trains new employees).


My roommater Ian, and Doug at one of our poker nights.


Favorite Quotation: "Would someone please explain the reason for this strange behavior?" from Skin Trade, by Duran Duran.
 
 


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