The Characters
Name:  David Lister 
Occupation:  Bum 
Rank:  3rd Technician  
Species:  Human (barely)  
Hobbies:  Drinking, Riding his space bike, Eating curry, Driving Rimmer nuts, Playing his guitar 
Loves:  Curry, Kristine Kochanski, His Guitar
Hates:  Rimmer, Salad, Fresh Vegetables, His "wife"
Ambitions:  Return to Earth, Marry Kochanski, Get a farm on Fiji



Name:  Arnold Judas Rimmer (says his middle name is Jonathan)  
Occupation:  Smeghead  
Rank:  2nd Technician  
Species:  Former human; now hologram 
Hobbies:  Practicing his salute, Commanding everyone 
Loves: Yvonne McGruder, His salute, Hammond Organs, 20th century telegraph poles, Reggie Wilson 
Hates:  Himself, Everyone, Gazpacho soup, Everything (except the above) 
Ambitions:  To become an officer, To get a sex life, To get the Space Corps to use his salute 



Name:  Holly 
Occupation:  He can't seem to remember 
Rank:  Ship's computer 
Species:  10th Generation AI Computer 
Hobbies:  Reading, Making new things, Talking 
Loves:  Proving he's smart 
Hates:  Rimmer, Being left out 
Ambitions:  To get his IQ back 



Name:  None really (think about it)
Occupation:  Most handsome guy on ship 
Rank:  Best dresser 
Species:  Felis Sapien 
Hobbies:  Proving he's right, Sleeping, Eating, Grooming 
Loves:  Proving he's right, Sleeping, Eating, Grooming 
Hates:  Rimmer, Creases, Doing things for people 
Ambitions:  To do no work, To settle down with a small group of women 



Name:  Kryten 2X4B 523P 
Occupation:  Handyman 
Rank:  Service cleaning droid 
Species:  Series 4000 mechanoid 
Hobbies:  Cleaning 
Loves:  Doing the dishes, Doing the laundry 
Hates:  Rimmer, Doing Lister's laundry, His middle name 
Ambitions:  He has none (yeah, right) 



Name:  Kristine "Kris" Kochanski 
Occupation:  Handyman 
Rank:  Navigation officer 
Species:  Human 
Hobbies:  Work 
Loves:  Cream cheese with pineapple chunks, the Lister from her dimension 
Hates:  This dimension, Rimmer 
Ambitions:  To go back to her dimension 



Name:  Dennis(?) Hollister
Occupation:  Ship's Captain is all he really has time for.
Rank:  Captain 
Species:  Human 
Hobbies:  Unknown 
Loves:  Coca-Cola, Mint-Choc Ice Cream, Frozen Orange Pops, Blueberry Muffins
Hates:  Rimmer, Lister, Stress 
Ambitions:  To keep Rimmer and Lister out of trouble, 



Name:  Arnold "Ace" Rimmer 
Occupation:  Test Pilot
Rank:  Commander in the Space Corps Special Service
Species:  Human 
Hobbies:  Being brave, Rescuing people 
Loves:  Women, Himself, Being selfless 
Hates:  Rimmer 
Ambitions:  To explore new dimensions 



Name:  Talkie Toaster 
Occupation:  Toaster 
Rank:  Talking, cheerful pal 
Species:  Crapola Inc. artificial intelligence system: K177 
Hobbies:  Serving: toast, muffins, tea cakes, buns, baps (?), baguettes, bagels, croissants,
crumpets, pancakes, potato cakes, hot cross buns, flapjacks, waffles, and ham & cheese bradels 
Loves:  To be right, To serve the above mentioned 
Hates:  Rimmer, Lister 
Ambitions:  To become something beyond a toaster, To serve everyone toast 



Names:  Bob, Pinky, Perky, Stabbim
Occupation:  Service Droids 
Rank:  Service Droids
Species:  Skutters 
Hobbies:  Watching films 
Loves:  John Wayne, Wild west battles 
Hates:  Rimmer 
Ambitions:  That Rimmer be replaced by someone else, To do as little work as possible




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