Welcome to the CLOXX PARK website!

Thousands of vistors each year enter the gates of our wonderful park; not as many exit!  

Skeleto the Cloxx Park mascot says: "Visit our Fun-Packed facility

to enjoy these Rides":

NOTE: Life insurance agencies are on hand at park entrance. Be sure to insure yourself and your family completely before putting yourself in jeopardy. With a one -in-eight chance of survival...it's worth it!

The Blender

Aqua-Squelch

Concussion Karz

The _{P r e s s}

Demolition Coasters (New!)

Fire ! (TM)

Great White Adventure Swim

The Decompressor

Dr. Hernia's Razorblade Suitcase & Scapel Fun (Educational)

STAMPEDE (A safari)

Trauma / Triage Centers are available on the site of every ride. Please do not abuse these services, which are reserved for only those SURVIVING the rides or those which are PHYSICALLY EJECTED from the ride. Observe all regulations regarding the treatment of burns bleeding, amputations, and on -site burials of group members. Funeral Chapels are found in extreme corners of the park, fully staffed, and are supported by a full fleet of hearses.

RESTAURANTS  and EATERIES

After a day of unbridled terror, the survivors of your group can enjoy fine dining in full view of all the rides!

Here's what's available:

Brad's House of Mollusks & Cephalopods

The Stephen King Dinner Theater

Hunt-It-Yourself!

Kannibal King ( for kids!)

CLOXX PARK

"Where the fun is in survival!"

Located in the Bermuda Triangle on Cloxx Island, in international waters

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