How to Become a Scrub

    So you want to be a scrub?  Chances are, you already are.  To truly be a scrub you must have the courage to admit to yourself that you are a scrub.  Many claim to be scrubs when convenient, but believe in their hearts that they are better.  But 'tis no nobler, greater calling in life than that of a scrub.  He is envied by men and desired by women.  Thus you must stay true to yourself and only in this way can you become a scrub, and rise above those around you.
Many will try, but only few are called to the SWA.

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