T-Dog
also known as "T" or Thomas
"Iron Man" Moll
Location: University of William and Mary
Theme Song: "California Love" by 2Pac and Dr. Dre
Favorite Ride: BMW 750 iL
Favorite Flick: Austin Powers
Special Abilities: unharnessed, super-human intellect and other mental powers
Soft spoken and a man of few words, T-Dog is the real brains behind the scrubs. He's one of the most senior collaborators and responsible for assembling the scrubs on many historical events. Perhaps T's most famous collaboration was when he approached the scrubs with an atlas in hand and a plan in mind. The result was a road trip of monumental proportions. T-Dog has know Vitamin D for many years, and founded a lawn care company with Rimmer; perhaps one of the earliest hearkening of the SWA was when fate placed A-Team and T-Dog at the same table the first day of 4th grade. T-Dog is known for his exceptional prowess on the slopes of Colorado, and likes his martinis shaken, not stirred.
Vitamin
D
also known as "The Webbster"
or "The Hurricane"
Location: Texas Christian University
Theme Song: "I Touch Myself" by The Dyvinals
Favorite Ride:
Favorite Flick:
Special Abilities: unparalleled
sarcasm as well as smashing good looks
The always dependable Vitamin D is known for his unique, unpredictable personality. Faithfully carrying his sack lunch to the cafeteria everyday, Vitamin D was very much "in the beginning" of the SWA; for it was from this table that the SWA was birthed. Vitamin D is often a loner, keeping to himself; his most famous moment came when he gave EO the beating of the year and escaped without so much as a scratch. Vitamin D went on to fly solo at prom, emphasizing his strength and independence. Vitamin D is known for his exceptional finesse with his right hand, and resentment for rap music.
Rimmer
also known as "Platinum
Grill" or "Kramer"
Location: Texas A&M
Theme Song: "Still Not a Player" by Big Punisher
Favorite Ride:
Favorite Flick:
Special Abilities: undisputed
ability to produce never before heard combinations of profanity as well
as rapid, super-human speech preceding alcohol consumption, in addition
to super beard-growing abilities
Rimmer hails as a graduate of Catholic schooling, thus bringing the SWA the blessings of the saints. Ties between Rimmer and T-Dog are very strong, as they were long in business together before the days of the SWA. Rimmer is a self proclaimed pimp, and in the photo above, it can be clearly seen in his eyes that he in an Eady-hater. In addition, Rimmer plays host to the annual scrub Super Bowl party, a time of great camaraderie and fellowship. Rimmer is also noted for his contribution of a wide diversity of music to the SWA, always keeping it fresh. Rimmer is know for his skill with a weed-eater, and likes his women with "meat", so he can "feel the heat."
A-Team
also known as "Double D-Team"
or "Hump Master Flex"
Location: University of Arkansas
Theme Song: "Slippin'" by DMX
Favorite Ride: Mercedes Benz
Favorite Flick: Platoon
Special Abilities: physique
of a Greek god, an an ability to seduce any woman with his legendary dancing
pectorals
Affectionately known as the muscle of the SWA, A-Team distinguishes himself with a brazen, flamboyant attitude. He is known for bragging of big-bodied Benzes and big-breasted women. The bond between A-Team and T-Dog is strong, as they went to "old school" together, before scrub was even in the dictionary. A-Team is known for his scrub role as a Rebel football player during the initial formation of the SWA, as well as an instrumental role in the instigation of the Dan/EO fight. He is perhaps best known, however, for his legendary date with Strassle. A-Team likes his drink strong and women big-breasted.
Nate
Dogg
also known as "B.I.G. Nate"
or "One Woman Man"
Location: SMU
Theme Song:
Favorite Ride:
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Special Abilities: world famous pimping abilities and notorious party-throwing abilities (see: Millennium Hip Hop Party)
Known for his charming personality, Nate Dogg is definitely the "face" of the group. In addition, he is the senior most member of the SWA, being the chief originator and eldest member. Nate Dogg made history again, when, unhappy with the "politics" of the SWA, he bowed out, leaving his pups on their own. Nate Dogg is very much a scrub at heart and loves every one of his boys, though he feared the organization had strayed from his original dream. Nate Dogg will always be known for his natural abilities with the women and his way of calling it how it is when Vitamin D stepped out of line. R.I.P. Nate Dogg.