The Breakout

The sheer brutality displayed by Nester DeFranco in round was nothing short of obsurd. Slicing motherfuckers up right in the ring and catapulting his way into the King Karnage finals July 2nd against the crowd pleasing Kid Kaos in Philly. Razorwire ladder match is what the contest is being billed as. Climb the twenty foot ladder wrapped in razorwire all the way to the nWo Brutality title and the 2006 King Karnage trophy. In Nester's head, he's the reigning King Karnage champion from 2004 and he's defending that claim to the rising star straight out of the GZW, Kid Kaos. With the events in the first few rounds, many fans wonder where times are taking our beloved Nesterman. Lets take a look.

We cut to the Kezar pavillion in San Fransisco. The security team take down Nester with tazors after his round two handicap match. They subdue him and toss on a straight jacket. This just after a brief showdown with a knife weilding Nester DeFranco right in the middle of the ring. He is strapped to his dolly and wheeled to a maximum security van. Back to asylum for now.

So it's the same old routine. The same one Nester goes through every time. The van pulls into the lot, security escort nester inside as one officer pulls out his key card to unlock the building. Looking like deja vu from last week as another officer keeps his tazor handy, Nester is locked in the same 12x12 room he has spent the last two years in.

Blackness fills the screen until daybreak. Neon light bulbs come on, on cue and breakfast is served. Nester sits up from his cot and stares ahead at the measly meal. A clank is heard as Nester looks up to the only window filled with bars. A hook wraps around a bar and begins to cause the bar to bow. Nester seems a little shocked but, he stands up and backs away until the bar snaps. He quickly rushes to the window to see the LDE! For those who don't know, the LDE are none other than the Little Dick Experience, two midget wrestlers who would often immitate the NDE (Nasty Dick Experience) of Dick Gazinya and Nester DeFranco back in their heydays. The little guys are in the sky flying high in the Nasty Dick Protein Blast Blimp. Midget #1 looks down from the blimp with his flight goggles on. He motions to Nester to join them. He then proceeds to toss down a rope. Nester standing in the window sill grabs the rope just as ecurity is alerted. They rush to his cell door but, Nester is already hanging from the rope, sailing in the wind beneath the blimp in his high stakes escape from the asylum just before the finals of King Karnage. A promo for GFW's King Karnage 2006 DVD plays with Nester's face all over the ad.

We come back as the LDE pull Nester up to the blimp. Sirens blair from the asylum as a red alert is now in effect. The blimp continues through the clouds as Nester climbs inside. He looks at Midget #1 who is piloting the blimp, then over to Midget #2 who is smoking a fatty glass bong. Things get intense as Midget #1 looks back in Nester's direction. Nester gives him a long cold stare, then turns to Midget #2. He slowly lifts his lips from the top of the bong and looks into the eyes of the Nesterman.

TO BE CONTINUED...