Rod 'The God' Gazinya

Out of no where came the mere mention of the GFW tag team titles by half GFW owner Jugernaut. Once the flagship of the GFW, the tag ranks eventually sunk to the depths of jobbers and misfits. Finally, in the when the end was evidently near, GFW officials decided that the titles had to be put on a team with some sort of respectability. For if for some chance the GFW were to ever resurrect, the credibility would still be there in some form. So as Nester took over as the General Manager in the most recent GFW run, over two years ago, it was decided that Mr. Fabulous and Lex Wonder would hold down the titles. Mr. Fabulous was always so close on many occasions to hold every GFW title but, never seemed able to hold it down when the big one came up. His highest achievement besides headlining in the GFW against Jugernaut in a world title fued was running with the IFW Intercontinental championship back before the GFW was ever on the map. As for Lex, he came out of retirement due to the lack of competition but, was the first ever IFW world heavyweight champion. A crafty veteran and his protege would hold the key to the GFW's tag ranks. They built up an impressive run with the titles before the GFW closed their doors. They built up more defenses than any other team in GFW history. Now Jugernaut wants to bring the GFW titles back. At the GFW card coming up, he has decided to name a number one contender. He will do that by organizing a battle royal where the last two men remaining will be declared the challengers to the greatest GFW tag team of all time. The tag team division is back.

Rod Gazinya - "What is this? A tag team battle royal? Frankie is in this and "The God" is not? Well that's not how it's gonna go!

The GFW champ picks up his cell phone, contacting one of his many connections to make a change in Jugernaut's plans. The next thing we know and there is a breaking news bulletin posted on the GFW's official website, declaring that Rod "The God" has entered himself into the tag team battle royal. Before we know it they are shooting promotional work for the following event.

Talk about being coniving. This is what "The God" is all about. If Jugernaut makes plans, "The God" changes them. Now in an incredible act of arrogance, there is Gazinya Slam promotional ads all over the place with Rod and Frankie's face. Not only that but, somehow they managed to get Nestle Nesquik to offer them an advertising contract. I thought we were just a gym promotion. Advertising dollars mean we are headed in the right direction.

Rod gazinya - "Like I've said all along....Jugs don't call the shots around here, The God does! While I may have been sitting aside at the King Karnage finals because there are no worthy contenders to my GFW championship, there is no reason The God shouldn't go after other endeavers. So yea me and Frankie when his fatass gets done making a crack whore porno directed by my brother Dick, are gonna walk all over those punk asses and then we are coming for this so called greatest GFW tag team champions. And once we do that, it won't be the first time but, Gazinya Inc. will once again reign atop the GFW tag team ranks!

That's odd, the GFW tag team champions of Lex Wonder and Mr. Fabulous are in cahoots with the Gazinya's anyways. Something is fishy but, when isn't something. Looks like a classic Gazinya family screwjob. Only can wait to see and while you're at it keep an eye out for this crack whore porno that Frankie is supposedly making. Rumor is it is to be released just before the King Karnage finals and will be on sale at the GFW arena accompanied by a meet and greet with Frankie who will be by to sign copies of his first full length B rate porno for all his fans.

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