Nester- I have just about had it with this group of jerks here in the WoW that go by the name of the ELITE. I can't remember a group of punks that I hate more than these ass-spelunkers! I can't believe that these guys thought that Dick would join them. Me and Dick planed to turn on them, but they are so slippery that we didn't even have the chance to turn on them before they turned on us!
Nester trys to catch his breath by taking a giant chug off of his bottle.
Nester- Come Malice Nester DeFranco will officialy come off the bench! The world will be a better place with "The Nasty One" back in action. Any person who thinks the NDE was gone and done has another thing coming! Monday night Malice, Nester goes face to face with Cheapshots, Triple Ex, and the rest of the scrotum slurping ELITE! Nester DeFranco is back!!! And he is nastier than ever!!!
Nester chugs the rest of his Jim Beam and chucks it across the room. We hear smashing glass as Nester turns around. The back of his shirt has the ELITE logo with a little man urinating on it.
ELITE