Nester speaks on the ELITE attacking Richard Gazinya.

A message to the Elite!

The shot focuses in on Nester De"Goddamn"Franco sitting by himself in his hotel room. Nester is visibly intoxicated. He is holding an almost empty half-gallon of Jim Beam in his left hand. Nester is wearing a pair of ripped blue jeans and a black "Screw the ELITE" t-shirt. The Nesterman has slicked back hair, and as the camera zooms to Nester he turns to us and says...

Nester- I have just about had it with this group of jerks here in the WoW that go by the name of the ELITE. I can't remember a group of punks that I hate more than these ass-spelunkers! I can't believe that these guys thought that Dick would join them. Me and Dick planed to turn on them, but they are so slippery that we didn't even have the chance to turn on them before they turned on us!

Nester trys to catch his breath by taking a giant chug off of his bottle.

Nester- Come Malice Nester DeFranco will officialy come off the bench! The world will be a better place with "The Nasty One" back in action. Any person who thinks the NDE was gone and done has another thing coming! Monday night Malice, Nester goes face to face with Cheapshots, Triple Ex, and the rest of the scrotum slurping ELITE! Nester DeFranco is back!!! And he is nastier than ever!!!

Nester chugs the rest of his Jim Beam and chucks it across the room. We hear smashing glass as Nester turns around. The back of his shirt has the ELITE logo with a little man urinating on it.

ELITE

Nester DeFranco, "The Nesterman", "The Nasty One", Dick Gazinya, Richard Gazinya, and all associated likenesses are property of Nasty Dick Experience Incorporated. Jim Beam is a registered trademark of The Jim Beam bottling corporation. All rights reserved. Copyright 2002 NDE Inc.

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