Dr. WIlliams- I've guided the Nasty Dick Experience through thick and thin. I've been around since the scandalous XWF days, all the way to their golden age as the longest reigning tag team champions in the WoW! We as a team have done what many said was impossible. What we have done for the world of tag team wrestling is revolutionizing! All the naysayers are just bitter and jealous over our success and those same people would love to see the Nasty Dick Experience fall off their pedastool but frankly I've got news for all of them. The Nasty Dick Experience isn't going anywheres! We've taken down team after team, federation after federation! We're here to stay and if any of you have a problem with that, try to prove us wrong in the ring!
"The Nasty Dick Experience wasn't always the Nasty Dick Experience of today. In the beginning of their careers, Richard Gazinya worked hard to fill the shoes of his father "Animal" Gazinya also known today to wrestling fans around the world as Old Man Gazinya. "Animal" was a veteran wrestler who terrorized the north eastern wrestling territories, making a name for himself and building his fortune across from Queens Bridge, New York City where the Gazinya estate sits high up on the side of the city. "Animal" has two sons, Richard and Rodney, the Gazinya brothers. Both were trained from an early age in the art of professional wrestling. In the basement, otherwise known as the Gazinya family dungeon, Richard and Rodney trained their whole lives to be the most successful second generation superstars in the sport. Richard otherwise known to wrestling fans as Dick first got his start working for his fathers family promotion. Dick was an instant sensation, capturing the GFW world championship and becoming their superstar centerpiece, holding the title over many top names in the business." The scene changes to Dick Gazinya sitting on the end of a weight bench with a towel over his head.
Dick- Yeah I got my start working for the family promotion. Sure my father made me the centerpiece of his promotion, but I had to venture off on my own and see that I truly was the superstar that I was in the GFW. So I found a connection in Dr. Williams, the man who first united the Nasty Dick Experience. He was cocky as ever. He knew talent when he saw it and he signed me to an exclusive XWF contract for an obsurd amount of money. What do you want from me? They thought I was the superstar to shoot their promotion into mainstream media. It just so happens, me and Nester were the ones to close down their business and sit at home collecting fat checks while our contracts ran out.
"Animal" Gazinya- I've always been proud of my boys. Dick excelled in eveything he ever did. It was no surprise when he left the family promotion, he wanted to go off and win more world titles and make me even prouder. It's just too bad that he had such a bad experience in such a low budget promotion like the XWF.
"Dick began his career in the XWF as a solo performance as Dr. Williams stayed behind the scenes. Dick fueded with legendary Bad News Williams in what is arguably considered a cult classic. During their classic encounters, Dick showed his true signs of charisma by introducing Cumisha. Cumisha was Bad News Williams crack whore sister to the XWF viewers, a Dick Gazinya classic that is still remembered today." The scene changes to Cumiesha.
Cumisha- That was my big break. Dick put the spotlight right on me and the next thing I knew I was staring in his films left and right. The fans really took to my character and Dick is responsible for all my success that has happened to me in and out of professional wrestling.
"Although Dick was on the rise, others didn't seem to see things the same way."
Dr. Williams- I sat backstage, week after week, thinking when are these XWF guys going to get their heads on straight and do something with this unbelievable talent. Week after week, it was the same old story. Dick squashes some jobber but he was always held down from competing with the top XWF superstars.
"Dr. Williams knew he needed to add something special to the mix. Therefore the "Good Doctor" brought in Nester DeFranco. Nester was a client of Dr. Williams, seeking phychiatric help."
Dr. Williams- My first thought was, "I've known Nester for years. He's a big guys and would fit right in in the wrestling business. He had it made. He was a fan of the sport and he adapted quickly. Nester was the loose cannon of the team while Dick was the calm collective, technical marvel.
"Dr. Williams brought Nester up to the Gazinya estate to meet with Dick once his probation period was over and he was free to travel from state to state. The two clicked and shortly there after formed what was the beginning phase of the Nasty Dick Experience."
Nester- I don't remember much about that time. I was on a lot of prescription drugs. Wait a minute...I don't remember if they were prescription.
Dr. Williams- Hey don't get me started!
"Things began to look up as a lagging tag team division in the XWF seemed to look as if it had some promise. "Nasty" Nester threw out his medicine and the wrestling world has never ever been the same." The scene cuts to an old promo of Nester DeFranco as he sits on top of the Gazinya mansion, drunk, celebrating at the first ever televised Gazinya party with what is now known as the Little Dick Experience.
Nester- I'm drunk and I should not have taken my medicine!
"When we return, the scandals begin to take shape and the Nasty Dicks begin to make themselves known world wide."
"Welcome back to the E! True Hollywood story! This shows special episode is devoted to the Nasty Dick Experience. When we last left, the bond was made and the team was formed! The only thing left was a tag team opponent."
Nester- So I come up there from Tampa to join this XWF. I was rowdy as all hell. I wanted to be the loose cannon. The one you never knew what to expect from. We formed the only real team once the QVC team of Quake and Vyle got scrapped. The only problem was there were no tag team champions.
"At the time, the XWF tag team champions, Kris Starr and Redemption hurried out of the federation with their gold in hand as if they were hiding from their only real competition. Kris Starr would bad mouth the Nasties time and time again. The only problem was that he wouldn't step into the ring with either members of the NDE."
Dick- I remember back in the day when Kris Starr would talk trash all day but he'd never give us a match. We didn't even need a title match, we just wanted some fair competition. Then the next thing I know, Nester heads out of the locker room to get some water. He comes back with a swollen chin. I was like "What the heel happened to you?" Man Nester was pissed. Kris Starr cheapshotted him with his famous superkick. Kris kept it up. Refusing to give us a match, yet he continued to aggrevate Nester everytime they had a run in backstage. It was apparent we weren't liked. So it came down to me and Nester wrestling Redemption, his tag team partner at the time in a handicap match. We sent him packing but Starr got a new partner to fill Redemptions shoes.
"Nester became furious. Cheapshot after cheapshot. Show after show, yet they still weren't getting a match with the self proclaimed "Mr. ShowTime!" Then out of the blue, Kris announcers he's returning to the XWF full time. The only problem is that Redemption isn't coming with him. Kris announced his new partner. Former WWF heavyweight champion and former WCW heavyweight champion, the seven footer, Kevin Nash. At the time Nash was recovering from an ankle injury. Week after week he would strut out of his limo with cruches in hand and a cocky Kris Starr by his side. The new tag team champions claimed that once the injury was healed 100% that the Nasties would be the first to get a shot."
Nester- I had been waiting months to get my hands on them. I was getting superkicked two, three times a night and those motherfuckers were hanging out by their limo laughing at me! That's when I decided that I was going to do something about it. I went strolling out to get my water at the drinking fountain in the arena when I see Kevin Nash standing there, crutch in hand as he shook his hands at me like he was pretending to be really scared. He was all alone this time and I knew this was my chance now that the odds had evened out. I walked up to him and duffed him in the mouth. Before he knew it I had a chair wrapped around his ankle and he was out of action indefinetley after being "Pillmanized".
Dr. Williams- Nester really came into his own. I think people realized that he wasn't to be taken lightly. He came in and tried to play by the rules but as soon as they started ganging up on him, Nester got Nasty. That's what we wanted from him though. Nasty as can be!
"Meanwhile, Dick had his hands full with the fan favorite Quake. The Television champion at the time, the Quakester was a true professional. He helped the Nasties along the way, working match after match. He knew talent when he saw it."
Quake- I saw potential in those boys. They were working hard, trying to make themselves better. Me and Dick had some great matches. I remember our first encounter. It was a fatal four way elimination. I don't remember who was in there but me and Dick cleaned house and it came down to one-on-one. We had one hell of a classic and I'm lucky to have come out with my title in hand. Then a few months down the road, it was me and Dick along with Redemption in a triple threat for my World title belt. It was for the biggest prize in the game at the biggest pay-per-view of the year. We had a triple deck cage match. It was crazy. Nester got involved and their pesky little midgets. I remember that's where the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp first came into play in the early stages. Those midgets, man they cracked me up. I'll tell you, those little guys flew out there in that blimp while Nester hung onto the side with wire cutters and a flame thrower. Nester cut through and held us at bay with the flame thrower while Dick went for the title on the top of the cage. I'm lucky Kris Starr got involved to take care of Nester. We all worked hard to put on one hell of a show.
Dick- That was the height of my career in the XWF. We always did great when we worked with Quake. The only problem was when we worked with a certain group of the superstars, the politics began to take place.
Nester- We'd come to the show and check out the card. Next thing we know, we're fighting the guys who are booking the events. They'd pretend we didn't know what was going on around there. We asked what the deal was and they flat out lied about booking the matches.
"The conspiracies against the Nasty Dicks were now in full swing. Week after week, the Nasties were jobbed out. They were made to look bad in hopes that their credibilty would be ruined. The only thing that did was make them Nastier."
Nester- By then, we had enough. We didn't care about the rules or anything. They were obligated to pay us these large contracts that we signed to but the problem was, they were trying to ruin our credibility so no other federation would want to touch us.
"The Nasties didn't take it laying down. They may have lost, night after night but they became ruthless, although powerless. The Nasties were the main attraction for the XWF for their last few months. The XWF fans became enraged. They began to back the ruthless duo to a full blown face turn but the fed would never give the fans what they wanted. The arenas were empty and the revenue was sinking. Dick decided to jump ship."
Dick- I couldn't take it anymore. I had to get out. I organized a very distasteful and offensive press conference. It was my only shot at getting my contract terminated and it worked. They gave up my contract and I was finally able to verbally agreed to a WoW deal. Sure I had offers from Vince McMahon. Shane kept calling me, trying to get my services during his WCW run but Darren from the WoW had the key. He wanted to make us the cornerstone of their tag team division. I originally had to go under the alias of Ricky Ruffshot due to contract diputes but once Nester got in there and the contracts had expired, we signed on the dotted line and our careers have skyrocketed ever since.
Nester- I stuck around for another month or so. I had just won the XWF European title and figured I might as well stay and defend it and show these paper champions what "Nasty" Nester is all about. Sure the title was meaningless. Nobody cared about it except me. I won the title off some indy guy when they held it up. I think the only reason I was able to get that opportunity was because the roster was already dwindling. So what do I do? I go out there and try to make the title mean something. I offer to take on anyone, any rules, any where! They laughed. They thought it was a joke. Me and my worthless title. Well let me tell you, that title is out of XWF circulation right now and that's because I have it up on my mantle. If any of you XWF phony cocksuckers want it, come and get it.
"One of the final chapters in the XWF was the most scandalous. It was Nester challenging Fear Me for her Hardcore championship. Much animosity was shown in this hardcore rules match as it was thought the Warrior Princess had a hand in the booking meetings. Nester raced down to the ring in his famous Nasty Dick monster truck, smashing into the ring. From there he led an all out assault, filling the ring with weapons and willing to put on a great show. Nonetheless Nester was jobbed out in minutes. Made to look like a fool. The XWF wanted him to go packing just like Dick did."
Nester- I was pissed the way they jobbed me out. I mean I don't complain when I loose because I understand this is sports entertainment and that's how things go. The problem I have is the way they aimed to have me percieved by the fans. It was a joke and the fans knew it. That's why after I got Dick fired and myself, the fans followed.
Dick- It was a crazy time. I had already verbally agreed to a long term contract with Darren and his renagade promotion. Darren still hadn't had his company fully swinging into operation, he wanted to make sure he had a full roster of top notch talent. I was just waiting for the XWF to give me my full release from my contract when Nester inadvertadly got me officially fired. He vandalized Fear Me's locker room and spray painted all over the walls some crude shit. He signed it "Your Momma!" That is when the shit hit the fan. I was blamed for the whole incident. I wasn't even in the arena that night. Apperently Fear Me took some offense to the whole "Your Momma!" thing because her mom had died when she was nine. Big deal! Mommies die every day. How was Nester supposed to know that her mom was one of the casualties?
Nester- They fired Dick, releasing him from his contract so he was free to start up with the WoW. I owned up to it. I told them it was me that vandalized the locker room. What did that get me? It got me fired as well. The promotion went under without the Nasty Dick Experience on their show. Fear Me quit the business and the rest of the roster abandoned the fed. A new era began!
"Later, the Nasties lose a friend...A Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux...But when we return, the Nasties burst onto the scene in the WoW! When E! True hollywood story continues."
"Welcome back! When we left our heroes, a new beginning was set. The WoW quckly signed up the hottest free agent in the wrestling business at the time, "Nasty" Nester DeFranco and gave the fans what they wanted to see in the WoW! A true legendary tag team that the fans could relate to. The Nasty Dick Experience became a permanent staple in the WoW's tag team division."
Dr. Williams- I felt bad about getting my boys involved in the XWF. This was their chance to truly shine. We went out there week in and week out, giving the fans what they wanted. From porno flicks to Nasty Dick protein shakes, the Nasties were on top of the world. We came in with a bang and that bang can still be heard today in the WoW.
Dick- I have never regreted signing that contract with Darren. He has let us be creative and innovative with our characters and our performances. We owe a lot to him and what he has done for us as well as he owes us a lot for what we did for his tag team division, not to mention what we have done for the popularity of wrestling as a whole.
"It seemed as though the bad memories of a corrupt federation were behind them. The Nasties quickly snagged the WoW tag team titles from Kid Galahad and the Collecter, the same tag team titles they hold today. The longest reigning tag team in the WoW history. The Nasties have now been catagorized as one of the greatest teams the sport has ever seen. Team after team could not dethrone the champs. Rage & TormenT, Rage & Chaos, then federation champion Brother Brimstone and Necron, the Foxes, The New Generation of Jarred Cathallion and Chad HarZy, WoW divas Rose and Desiree, the list goes on and on!" The scene cuts to a Desire video from the WoW. The scene opens to the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" at the bottom of the screen along with distorted graphics in the backround as a remix of the Pantera classic "Walk" begins to play. The remix starts off slow. Once the song kicks in completely, the graphics disappear to a video collage of Richard Gazinya to hype his classicly anticipated return to the WoW ring at Gladiator. The scene shows how Dick and Nester smash competetor after competetor. The music pounds "Re-spect" "Walk" "Whatta you say?!" The clips range from past WoW matches to previous title wins. Clips are shown of the Nasty Dick Experience winning the tag team championships over Kid Galahad and Collector. Dick climbs the turnbuckle and holds the tag title high up into the air before the image changes. The image cuts to Dick standing on top of a 20 foot tall steel cage wearing the WoW European championship. He takes a deep breath and delivers a spectacular "Total Devastation" frogsplash onto TormenT through the announcers table. The fans have never forgotten that unbelieveable show of testicular fortitude. They never will. The shot shows many fans crying when Dick Gazinya and Nester DeFranco embrace one another after climbing the tallest challenge in their unbelieveable careers...winning the WoW tag team titles. There are still shots of little children wearing "Dick-Head 4-Life" t-shirts. Next Dick Gazinya is shown nailing Essa Rios with the "Grand Finally" inverted DDT until it changes to clips from other recent matches. These include the unforgettable series between world champion Brother Brimstone and the Nasty Dick Experience. The clip first shows the eight man tag match from Malice involving the Nasty Dick Experience, Dr. Williams, and Kid Galahad vs. Rage, TormenT, Brother Brimstone, and Draven. We see Dick from out of nowhere's, nailing the "Total Devastation" giving the pinfall victory to Dr. Williams over Brother Brimstone. Next, clips are shown from the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron in a tag team match with a double "Total Devastation" frogsplash. The clip shows the crowd all holding their "Dick-head" foam heads in unison as Dick pays homage to the fans. From there we see the world title shot involving the Nasty Dick Experience facing Brother Brimstone in a handicap match. In between clips we can see the events leading up to the match where tension can be seen between Nester and Dick involving who will win the title. Dick says "Let the best man win" as the scene changes to a close-up shot of Dick's face with sweat pouring from it. It appears he is working on one of his famous adult movies as the chorus for "Walk" plays in the backround. The clips change back to the handicap match as Darren and VP Thomas come to ringside. As the champions turn their attention to the presidents of the WoW, Brimstone staggers to his feet and locks on the Demon Claw to retain his world title. From there we can see clips of the Nasty Dick Experience threatening Darren and Anderson to stay out of their business or they will unleash a "Lethal Dose of Nasty Dick Poison" on the WoW. A clip from Gladiator plays with the midgets in the blimp spraying their favorite protein drink. From there we can see a clip of Dick staring in another adult film. In the backround a poster reads "Dick Attack!" with Dick Gazinya's face on it. The scenes flash from scenes with Dick acting in adult films. The names of movies flash throughout the chorus. The scene changes to a reporter standing alongside an accident scene as the classic hit single "Walk" cuts out for a moment. The reporter begins to speak.
Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.
The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.
Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.
The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.
Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film...
The music kicks back in as the chorus continues. We see Dick Gazinya running through the audience with a bandaged head and a steel chair. He whacks Arctic Fox, laying him out cold. From there, he hops over the barracade and lays a trash can on Desert Fox for Rod to hit the "Total Devastation" and get the win. The scene changes to the Gazinya training facilty as Dick is pumping iron with a bandage over his head. Sweat pours profusely off from Dick as Dick looks to be in the best shape of his carrer. His muscles bulge out as veins protrude from his skin. Clips are shown of him running for miles on end in his attempt to make a triumphet return to Gladiator and secure his spot as the number one contender for the world heavyweight championship. Then the shot shows his dissapointment, and that of his fans also. The music begins to fade as the song is coming to a close. After the final clips of Dick training are shown, the shot goes to the Duxworth Mansion in Tampa, Flordia. The mother of Dicky is sitting of the couch looking into the camera. Her eyes are swelled up with tears. She says "I want you Dick, and Nester to find out who did this to my baby". The final shot goes to a shot of Dicks face. He begins to speak.
Dick- When Nester De"Goddamn"Franco and Richard Gazinya walk into Mobile, Alabama and destroy HarZy and Jarred...justice for the death of a friend will be had! This isn't about titles anymore Jarred! You want a war I will give you one. Come Monday you and HarZy are mine!!!
"When we return, we'll hear from the Nasty Dick Experience and find out what we can expect in the future with all the rumors running crazy about the XWF wrestlers invading the WoW in attempt to destroy the Nasty Dick Experience once and for all. And later, the NDE triumph in the face of adversity. When the True Hollywood story continues."
"Welcome back! As the tag team champions, the Nasty Dick Experience reflect back on their history, rumors persist that the XWF is back and intent on ending what they started."
Dick- We got guys that say they know us, telling us that they've followed our careers and that they are going to end them. We haven't even begun yet. I don't know who these people are, we've heard them run their mouths and the only thing I can say about that is come to the WoW! We ain't running from nobody! If you want to find us, that's where we'll be! We don't back down from anybody, never have and never will! Sure the rumors have died. People have begun to ignore these but the fact remains that somewhere down the line the Nasty Dick Experience will get their opportunity to meet these so-called superstars of the XWF and all I can say is that it isn't going to be pretty. The XWF would like you to believe a lot of bullshit but if you want to hear the truth, you hear it straight form the mouths of the Nasty Dick Experience!
"Only time will tell if these XWF invaders really have what talent they say they have or if they are all but a bunch of hot steam. Anyway you look at it, the Nasty Dick Experience's name is synonymous with tag team wrestling and always will be!"
Nester- Kris Starr apparently went out to get a partner and he's intent on bringing us down. We haven't heard much else. Listen up Kris, we don't like you! You have been on our bad side since day one and I'll be damned if me and all the Nester-maniacs out there lay down for you or any of your XWF buddies again. If you want to do it, lets do it on an even playing field! The WoW! In case you forgot, we're banned from the XWF. Then they got this guy, posing as Rob Van Dam telling us he's going to make our lives a living hell! We're living it up and if you think you can do something about it, just bring it you stupid son of a bitch! The Nasty Dick Experience has grown to something unheard of a year ago. We are the best! We don't back down from anybody unlike Kris Starr and all his XWF buddies.
"After all the trials and tribulations, the Nasty Dick Experience carries on. The NDE has issued numerous open challenges to the XWF to send any two of their best superstars to the WoW to try and take their gold but to no avail. The XWF has seemingly been lost in obscurity, or has it? After recent altercations with B-Pac, the former VP of the WoW, it appeared that the main attraction at the biggest pay-per-view of the year, Target Locked would be the Nasties against B-Pac and Smoke Dawg. The fans have been waiting for this clash of the superstars now for some time. With recent events it now appears that Target Locked is up in the air."
Nester- Any team out there that thinks they want a piece of the Nasty Dick Experience, come and get it! You all know our track record and we are the best tag team in the business!
Dick- Things have changed dramatically in the past couple of months. The rumors have gone rampid on what the main event will be at Target Locked, that is until Dick entered the WoW inviatational and earned his spot in his hometown of New York City to compete for the WoW championship.
"When we return, we'll talk to Dick Gazinya about recent WoW activities such as the invitational tournament, Target Locked, and the dream of winning the WoW championship in front of his home town fans. Also coming up, you'll hear from B-Pac and his thoughts on Dick's rise to fame, next on the E! True Hollywood Story."
"Welcome back folks. Recently the WoW invitational was concluded. It was thought that Dick would be the stand out winner as the entire Gazinya family stood by on a recent edition of "Nasty" Nester's Medicine Break to hear the announcement heard around the world. Let's take you back and show you what happened. The show cuts to the latest edition of Malice as the lights begin to dim in the Civic Center in Augusta, Georgia as a loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena. The fans all know that it is time for "Nasty" Nester DeFranco to once again host their favorite interview segment. They all run to the barriers and hold up their NDE signs as a roar of cheers deafens the sound among the sold out crowd. As "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed fully kicks in with the vocals, the Nesterman pushes through the curtain to a loud and powerful display of pyrotechnics. Nester is dressed in a torn pair of blue jeans, a black "Dick/Payne" Target Locked t-shirt, his trademark leather jacket and his tag team championship belt around his waist. Nester walks from side to side on the ramp to test his pops. He continues his way to the ring where the ring crew has set up an elaborate set for tonights special edition of "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break." Nester climbs into the ring and climbs each turnbuckle, raising his championship belt high into the air for the fans to take pictures. Once he has saluted from all four corners, Nester grabs a microphone and takes a seat on the desk set up next to a black leather couch. Nester raises the microphone to his lips as the crowd gets louder and louder with their "NDE" chants. Nester hushes the crowd and begins to speak.
Nester- We have a great show here tonight folks! The countdown to Target Locked starts here on "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break!"
The crowd roars with approval as Nester continues.
Nester- Not only will Ichabod be here to officially announce the main event for Target Locked but the entire Gazinya clan is here tonight!
The crowd erupts and begins chanting "Dick, Dick, Dick!" Nester smiles and nods his head.
Nester- I won't keep you waiting any longer!
The lights dim in the arena as a single spotlight shines on the entrance. The official theme for Target Locked, "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins to play. All of a sudden the Little Dick Experience make their way past the curtains to much laughter. The two midgets are dressed in black tuxedos and play off the crowd by making hillarious taunts. The spotlight returns to the entrance as young Rod Gazinya steps out to a loud pop. The fans remember Rod from his one time only WoW match where after Dick was injured in a serious car accident, Rod teamed with Nester to successfully defend the tag team championships against the legendary Foxes! Rod sports a fine white Armani suit and a cleanly shaven head. He carries his GFW world championship belt over his shoulder as he makes his way to the ring. Once he gets inside, Rod shakes Nester's hand and takes a seat on the turnbuckle as all focus is back on the entrance. Old man Gazinya, once known as "Animal" Gazinya comes out from behind the curtain with the lovely Cumiesha around his arm. Animal is dressed in a black tuxedo while Cumiesha wears a very revealing outfit. The crowd begins to chant "Show us your tits!" Cumiesha teases the fans but does nothing more. Animal walks up the steps leading to the ring and holds the ropes for Cumiesha. Once they are in the ring Nester begins to speak.
Nester- Now the biggest Dick-Head of them all! The man, the myth, the endeniable legend and my tag team partner Dick Gazinya!
"Tear Away" fades out as "Walk" by Pantera takes over. The crowd goes estatic as they chant "Walk, respect, are you talking to me" along with Dick's theme! Dick finally pushes past the curtain to an overwhelming ovation. Dick wears the pants to a gold Armani suit and a black "Dick/Payne" Target Locked t-shirt. He holds his tag team title belt in the air as a shower of sparks falls from the WoW tron. Finally, Dick walks down the ramp after pointing to several Dick Gazinya signs in the crowd. He climbs into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle then signals to a lady in the crowd to lift her shirt. She teases but doesn't, then Dick motions again. The lady smiles and finally does as the crowd goes completely nuts. Dick drops down off from the turnbuckle and shakes Nester's hand along with his brother Rod's. The midgets try to offer to shake Dicks hand but Dick laughs and pushes them away in a joking way. Dick turns to old man Gazinya and shakes his hand then Cumiesha leaps onto Dick with a big hug. Dick pries her off as Animal holds the lovely Cumiesha back from making a scene. The music finally cuts out as a microphone is handed to Dick from a ring crew member. The crowd is too loud for anyone to hear so Nester hushes them down.
Nester- Calm yourselves people, Target Locked isn't until next Saturday!
With that, the crowd becomes even louder. Dick raises his microphone but can't get a word out due to the level of noise.
Nester- We can sit here all night folks!
Finally after a few moments the crowd hushes down so the segment can begin.
Nester- As you all know it is all but official that tonight the announcement will be made. Tonight Dick, you and the entire Gazinya clan will witness the announcement heard around the world. Tonight Ichabod is going to come down to this ring and officially declare you the winner of the WoW invitational and announce the main event for Target Locked! That is Richard Gazinya versus Justin Payne for the undesputed WoW championship of the world!
The crowd chants "Dick, Dick, Dick" as Dick Gazinya raises his microphone to speak for the first time tonight!
Dick- Yes it has been a long few weeks. I have certainly gone out of my way in proving without a shadow of a doubt that I am not only one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time along with you as we have gone on to hold the tag team titles for more than a four month reign but also have prove to be the biggest draw that this company has ever seen. You see it's been a long road and the road stops at Target Locked! The WoW championship is where everything lays on the line! The "Dick-Heads" have been relentless and the cable company has lost all control!
Nester- The buyrate is going to be through the roof!
Dick- Not anly that but the other day I called the cable company to order the event for my family and the line was busy! Everyone and their mothers are calling and I can guaranDICKtee that Target Locked and my first world title win against Justin Payne will set an all-time new buyrate record!
Nester- Not only that but I'm going to be involved with a European title match! That's not all, it's going to be a tables, ladders and chairs match!
The crowd roars with cheers of approval as Nester continues.
Nester- Now as far as I'm concerned you went 3-0 in this invitational. Yeah I know that last week on Malice your match was declared a no-contest. Jarred Cathallion's jealousy cost the match but when you were standing on top of the WoW tron signaling for "Total Devastation" and then when you hit all the way down to the floor on NoVa you sure looked like a winner!
Dick- You know, we've already been through all of this with Jarred. He was so confident that he could beat me again that when I proved him wrong and beat him despite Chad HarZy's blatant interference, I proved that I am the better man. Jarred, you want to attack me over pure jealousy? Is that what this is about? Well let me tell you something Jarred, our wars are far from over! When I walk out of Target Locked with the WoW championship strapped around my waist, me and all my "Dick-Heads" are coming for you!
Nester- Do you think Jarred will try to get involved in your match at Target Locked?
Dick- You know, it doesn't even matter! Sure Jarred wouldn't care that he's ruining the biggest pay-per-view of all time. No he wouldn't! So Jarred you stay out of my business and I'll make it worth your while. After I win the WoW championship, you'll be one of the first to get a shot, just stay out of my business until then or the NDE will destroy you before you even get a chance to take the gold!
Nester- Now everyone may be wondering why that Rod, your father, Cumisha and the Little Dick Experience are all out here. Well they want to be here to witness this landmark announcement in person. Not only that but after tonight the road to Target Locked continues! It has been confirmed that the mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg will present you with the key to the city live in Madison Square Garden!
The crowd suddenly raises to their feet and gives Dick a standing ovation.
Dick- That is quite the honor Nester to be given the key to the city of my hometown right before I take the WoW title!
Nester- Not only that but right before Malice, the Nasty Dick Experience: True Hollywood story will premier on the E! network!
Again the crowd erupts.
Dick- Well everyone better set their VCR or they are going to be "Dicked!" This show has been in the works for some time. The entire Nasty Dick Experience story will be revealed. No holding back, you get to hear the truth staright form the NDE!
Nester- And now without any further ado, lets bring out the current WoW president to make this official!
The lights go out as the electronic beginning of "Forsaken" by David Draiman begins to play. Blue lasers cut outlines in the air in every direction as the voice of the song, David Dramain begins "The song they think its, hot hot hot hot", a row of blue pyros erupts across the front of the curtain, then Ichabod walks out. With every step down the ramp, a pair of blue pyros goes off flanking . When he gets to the ring he stands on the edge and does a Triple H stance, as the lights come up slowly. Ichabod climbs through the ropes and joins the festivities. Ichabod waits for the crowd to
die down as he takes a mic. The Gazinyas shift
around, proudly awaiting the announcement.
Ichabod- Before I announce
the winner, I have a few other announcements to
make. I have chosen a fill in for Selena in the
Lumberjack BYOW match for the Brutality Title
featuring Draven Azagthoth. The man I have
chosen isn't exactly the most Brutal, but his
life has been a living hell... a long living
hell. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the
number one contender for the Brutality title,
JUDAS!
"Avoid the Light" by Pantera
plays on the PA as Judas takes the ring.
Judas- You know, Ichabod is
right. I know your Brutality contenders usually
are picked because something about them is
brutal. Well I ask you, what is more Brutal than
living for over 2000 years in darkness...
feeding of the blood of the living like some
kind of animal? Nothing is. And I will prove
that my morbid existance has made me the most
brutal thing that has ever lived on this earth.
The crowd cheers for Judas's
speech.
Ichabod- I would now like to
announce the winner. Ladies and gentlemen...
your number one contender for the World Title
Tournament, the one who will be first in line to
face Justin Payne at Target Locked... NOVA!
The crowd begins to cheer, but
the Gazinyas look a little bit upset. Richard
grabs a mic and begins to say something, but
Ichabod holds up his hand.
Ichabod- Hold on there,
Dick, don't get all excited, I'm barely
finished. NoVa is the first in line. Jarred is
second, Rose is third, and you are fourth.
Dick- You mean to tell me
that you are putting all three of them out there
before me for a shot at the World Title? How
could you do that?
Ichabod- That's right, Dick.
In a GAUNTLET MATCH! It will begin with NoVa and
Jarred in the ring, and the first one pinned,
submitted, or knocked out will exit, only for
Rose to enter and continue the match. Finally,
you will come out to take on the fatigued person
left standing. After you inevitably eliminate
your opponent, Justin Payne will be the final
person to come into the match. The last person
standing after this gauntlet is run will be the
NEW WOW WORLD CHAMPION!
Richard Gazinya takes a moment
to reflect on what Ichabod has said, and then,
slowly, a smile curls his lips as he claps Ichy
on the back. The men enjoy a good laugh as we return to the E! True Hollywood Story.
Dick- That was quite the announcement. I personally think it should have been a one-on-one affair between me and Justin Payne but what do I know. Hell, I'm the unofficial winner of the invitational that's why I'm the last man to enter the gauntlet besides Justin Payne.
Dr. Williams- For a second we thought that we were double crossed. Ichabod was keeping the wraps on tight as to who would be the winner. He threw a curveball but we're still here and the main goal above all else is to leave Target Locked with the WoW championship!
Dick- This show is shaping up to be huge and how much huger can it get with Dick involved? Well I'll tell you how! As I've said before, I am going to perform the biggest spot ever in a professional wrestling match. A spot that will put my "Total Devastation" off from the WoW tron to shame.
"We'll be right back with more on the NDE and Target Locked which will air live on pay-per-view following this special edition of the E! True Hollywood Story."
"Welcome back NDE fans. Coming up shortly is this huge extravganza called Target Locked. you definetly don't want to miss this one."
Dick- The media has been all over the place in recent weeks. We've introduced the new Nasty Dick product called "Dick's Weiners" which are being sold across the country at all vendors along with WoW events. I've just completed my latest film called "All hands on Dick" which has really taken off and at Target Locked it has been brought to my attention that the mayor of New York City will present me with the key to the city in Madison Square Garden in front of my home town fans before my championship match.
Nester- Dick is recieving a lot of attention. It has kinda led to my new interview segment which actually gives me some extra room to vent my thoughts on the WoW happenings. The only problem with that is Chad HarZy. Week in and week out this young punk has interupted me and most recently he stole my XWF European championship. That's ok, I'll get it back along with the WoW European championship as I unite them in Madison Square Garden to become the first ever undesputed champion of Europe. It'll be me and Chad HarZy going at it in an elevated ring surrounded by barbwire ropes, tables, ladders, and chairs! The only way to win is climb a twenty foot ladder and retrieve both title belts. If that isn't a "Nasty" match, I don't know what is!
"Of all people, B-Pac has voiced his opinions on Dick." The clip switches to the one and only B-Pac who is sitting back sporting his shades.
B-Pac- Speaking of good ol' Dick, it seems that when we finally get our much anticipated showdown in due time, the stakes will be ever so high... I have faith in you Dick, faith that you will come out "on top" of the competition and take that vacant WoW Title just like I know that you have faith in me that I will regain my IC title... and then when we meet... TITLE FOR TITLE! It will be Wrestlemania 6 to the tenth power... the biggest match in the history of the business and for generations to come, it will be of a greater importance than birth control for ugly people. Dick, I may be pushing it here... but it may be of more importance than boob jobs for porno actresses! Either way, you all get the point.
"While the inevitable has yet to happen and the fans yearn for a B-Pac versus Richard Gazinya match, B-Pac has not been able to live up to his side of the deal."
Dick- I was anticipating a match with B-Pac as I'm sure B-Pac was doing the same. Things didn't work out this time around. B-pac knows, he's a ring veteran around here just like myself. One day in the near future, you will all see the match of the century when we meet one on one. I guess you could say that B-Pac was "Dicked!" That's ok, the money match will happen one day you can gauranDICKtee that. Until then, I'll be busy winning the WoW championship by beating whoever makes their way to the end to face me and Justin Payne himself.
"There are so many big money matches that have yet to take place. Undoubtably, one of them is Richard Gazinya versus B-Pac. However, there are plenty more. There has been talks that one day Ichabod will come out of retirement to face Dick. There is also talk that Smoke Dawg may be planning a gigantic return. In which case these are all big time money matches that could headline any pay-per-view and they are just sitting on the back burner waiting to happen."
Dick- Your right, we have so many big matches to look foward to. I remember not even a month ago the plan was to have a huge tag team TLC match at Target Locked. It was to be B-Pac and Smokey, the presidents at the time versus the Nasty Dick Experience for the titles. Now that Ichabod has control and Smoke Dawg is missing, who knows. We got all these rumors running wild. Things have certainly changed and a new money match has taken shape. That is with wrestling great Justin Payne. As we speak Justin is busy training hard for his match with Dick. Justin knows the power of Dick. He knows that the "Dick-heads" are rallying up as we speak to support Dick. Down the line it's anyones guess as to which big money match Dick will take next. Every finger has pointed to a dream match involving B-Pac. It won't take long before you can all see the match of a lifetime because when two icons finally meet the wrestling world will never be the same. You wait and see anything can still happen and it usually does!
"In the mean time, you've had your hands full with WoW Divas Rose and Desiree. The WoW All-Stars is the name of your latest video and is available as we speak."
Dick- Those are some lovely ladies. They really know how to give the fans what they want just like Dick.
Dr. Williams- Things are brighter than ever. We have just released the soundtrack to WoW All-Stars and Nester's new interview segment, "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break" has really taken off.
Nester- I'm happy where I am right now. I'm still a part of the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen. We're still the champions but now due to Dick's crusade to win the WoW championship I'm left with a lot of free time. That's why I've added to the overall quality of Malice by introducing a top-notch high quality interview segment like "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break!" There is plenty more of what you have seen in recent weeks. My segment has become the highlight of your favorite wrestling show and it's not too hard to see why, unless your name is Jarred Cathallion or Chad HarZy. (laughing)
The show cuts to recent WoW footage involving the NDE, Jarred and Chad HarZy. It shows the ending to the tag team title match with B-Pac as the special guest referee. Jarred attempts to cover Richard with a faster than usual count but still 2 all the same. All out brawling insued with everyone going at it, with somehow the NDE clearing the ring. They by then had enough of B-Pac's refereeing and started to attack him, as he fought back. B-Pac called for the bell as NDE lost by DQ. The clips change to last weeks installment of "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break."
Nester- There's no chance your going to walk into Target Locked as the number one contender. As a matter of fact that spot is reserved for the man that's gonna kick your ass next week, Dick Gazinya. After you blow the invitational it will be too late for you to get the other slot because the Nesterman is going to have it when he wins tonights Royal Rumble. You see it's going to be the Nester-maniacs versus the Dick-heads at Target Locked for the undisputed WoW championship. The Nasty Dicks are going to explode in Madison Square Garden and your not invited!
Jarred drops his microphone and boots Nester in the gut in a fit of rage. Nester's gum falls out of his mouth as Jarred nails the Soul Reaver! The crowd is going nuts at the commotion as Jarred signals for the Legendary End! He heads to the turnbuckle but the camera turns around to see Dick Gazinya running through the crowd. Dick is dressed in full wrestling attire and carries a "Dick-Head" foam head from the NDE merchandise catalog. He hops the barrier as Jarred stand on the top rope. Dick runs up onto the apron and smashes Jarred so he falls down to the mat. As Jarred lays holding his head, Dick stands perched on the top turnbuckle and quickly nails the Total Devastation frogsplash. Meanwhile Nester is back up and begins taking turns with Dick stomping Jarred in the back of the head. The crowd gets even louder as "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie blairs throughout the arena. Chad HarZy runs from behind the curtain in his street clothes, carrying a steel chair and heads directly towards the ring. Dick and Nester scury under the ropes as they grab their titles and head back up the ramp while Chad HarZy stands over Jarred protecting him from the NDE with the chair. Dick and Nester stop on the ramp and taunt Chad until he begins to kick over Nester's interview set. Nester starts to head back down the ramp but Dick holds Nester back as the camera switches to the ring where Jarred is now up and the both are challenging the NDE to bring it to the ring. Dick points to Jarred and says "You and Me" then pounds his fists. The NDE then head backstage as we goto Dick Gazinya.
Dick- I've had my run-ins with Jarred but right now the WoW title is my single most important goal. Ever since my GFW days, I have dreamed of the day I would once again hold a World Championship belt. It doesn't look to be that far off in the future. Target Locked will be the day, there is no doubt in my mind. The only person that may say otherwise is Jarred himself but everone knows how his ego is nothing but a seed planted deep inside him by Dick. That same seed grew and grew. I have done wonders for him but now his future is unclear. It's possible that Jarred might not even show up. He wouldn't want to get beaten by Dick again would he?
"All the while the focus is on Dick and Payne. What will happen when these superstars collide at Target Locked?"
Dick- I'll tell you what is going to happen! Justin Payne is going to be left dissappointed by Dick. His glory days as the first WoW champion are long gone. He's failed at every attempt to once again shine under the spotlight. The only problem is that after Target Locked he's going to realize what Dick is all about. He's going to come to terms with reality and the fact that I have paid my dues. He's going to meet what he calls one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time. Now it's time I show him I am one of the greatest, period. Justin Payne, I know your sitting somewheres watching E! right now. You can't eat, you can't sleep, you just need to concentrate every ounce of your feeble mind on our match. Your watching the E! True Hollywood Story right now just thinking what you have gotten yourself into. It's ok Justin, there is a time to pass the torch and there will be no shame in surrendering to Dick, there will be no shame in losing to Dick and there certainly will be no shame in passing the torch to Dick! I have done my good deeds but now that the WoW Heavyweight Championship is at stakes, I won't lay down for you. This match is going to be a slobberknocker, it's going to be a battle but when the smoke clears and I am standing over your broken body if you have any ounce of strength to get up, you better get up and shake my hand. I will shake yours because I am a true professional, I just hope you can do the same. You may not be able to beat Dick this Sunday but I am sure that you will RESPECT Dick that much more!
"Tune in to WoW television and WoW Malice to keep up to date on the future of the Nasty Dick Experience! Also, don't forget that coming up next live only on pay-per-view from Madison Square Garden, the spectacle will be on. Can Dick climb the ladder to the WoW championship in front of the millions and millions of "Dick-Heads" or will Justin Payne relive his glory days as the first WoW champion. Remember anything can happen in this Gauntlet match as it's NoVa vs. Jarred Cathallion vs. Rose vs. Dick Gazinya vs. Justin Payne tonight. Also the undesputed European championship will be decided as "Nasty" Nester DeFranco takes on Chad HarZy in an elevated ring, TLC affair! You are watching E! This is the True Hollywood story of the Nasty Dick Experience! Thank you for taking a trip into the world of superstars here...on the E! True Hollywood Story."
