Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.
The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.
Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.
The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.
Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film. Apparently Dickey was not familiar with these roads not to mention he had one two many drinks. He came around the last corner doing approximately 90 mph. Once he saw the stop sign it was to late as he hauled across route 7, over an embankment, nosediving into the ground. Medics rushed in to perform plastic surgury to on Richards face in hopes of saving his film career. Other than facial wounds, Dick is in high spirits of recovering and returning to WoW in time for Gladiator. On a bit of a sad note, Dickey Dux has been temporarily parylized with two broken discs in his lower back. Please check back later on for updates and speculation on what may happen for the tag team title match scheduled this Saturday at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan featuring WoW tag team champions, "Iron" Dick Gazinya and "Nasty" Nester DeFranco, the Nasty Dick Experience taking on the returning team of Carter Lambert and Arctic Fox, the world famous Foxes.
The screen goes fuzzy for a moment before it changes to footage from inside Dr. Evan William's office. The Doc sits behind his desk dressed in a suit and tie as Nester DeFranco sits back in a leather chair wearing his trademarked leather jacket, ripped bluejeans, and an "I forgot to take my medicine" black t-shirt. The camera all of a sudden picks up on the conversation between the two.
Dr. Williams- What are we to do now? There is no way we can pull off our tag team match this Saturday without the complete Nasty Dick Experience. What are we going to do Nester?
Nester- Well there is no chance for us to team up this Saturday. I don't know what the powers that be will try to do. Will they use this as an excuse to strip the tag titles from the Nasty Dick Experience?
Dr. Williams- I don't think there is any way they can strip you both the titles due to a serious legitimate accident. The only way is to find a suitable replacement.
Nester ponders his thoughts for a moment before blurting out his idea.
Nester- Why not Rod? If anybody can replace Dick for a one night only deal, it's Little Rod Gazinya! He has learned everything from his father and his brother Dick. He has been groomed to be a future sensation. We owe him the opportunity to let him step up into this match. He's the only suitable replacement.
Dr. Williams- You know that's the only thing we can do. I know me and Rod haven't always seen eye to eye but I'm sure he won't mind stepping into big Dick's shoes for a one-night appearance, taking his part in defending the Nasty Dick Experience's tag team belts. I'll get him down here to discuss it with him.
Dr. Williams gets on the phone to call Rod up to explain the latest occurances. Meanwhile, the Gazinya family butler steps inside the office and delivers a package to Nester. Nester accepts the package and opens it up revealing a video tape which sais Foxes press conference on the label. Nester places the tape in a nearby vcr and presses play. Meanwhile, Dr. Williams has gotten off the phone with Rod as they both watch the video. Once it concludes, Nester begins to comment.
Nester- Now who in the hell do these punks think they are? They think they can come back here to the WoW and re-establish themselves as a premier tag team? That's rediculous. Maybe those old timers ruled the WoW tag team ranks at one time but not today. They get up there and act like they don't know who we are? Well I'll tell them who we are. We're the best god damn tag team to ever grace a wrestling ring, period! We're "Nasty" Nester DeFranco and "Iron" Dick Gazinya, the Nasty Dick Experience! We hold the tag team titles and as far as I'm concerned they have not proved anything to the Nasty Dick's. They think they've waited longer to get here than anybody else? We have struggled through federation after fedration to claw our way to the top. We came in here and set our sights on the tag team champions. They may not have been a tough team but we've done absolutely everything we could do to fight this lousy competition here in the WoW ranks. We've beaten everybody who has stepped in our paths. We've have beaten every tag team to challenge us for these belts, not to mention our recent wins over the WoW heavyweight champion, Brother Brimstone. I can't believe they have the gall to say that we wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them. Hell, we did exactly what they did in their heyday. We added prestige and significance to this division. Maybe they are everything they say they are, but so are we. It's really too bad Dick won't be here this Saturday to administer a beating on you two scumbags. You'll have to settle for one hell less of a beating from Dick's little brother, that is if Prez Darren accepts. Although that will still be more than you can handle. I'm the Nastiest son of a bitch you ever want to mess with and Little Rod delivers a "Total Devastation", some say even meaner than his older brother Dick.
Suddenly Rod Gazinya walks in the room, dressed in black windbreaker pants with a stripe down the side along with a grey tank top. Rod looks around and speaks.
Rod- So what do you guys need?
Dr. Williams- We were just talking about you. How would you like to team up with Nester this Saturday to help defend the titles of the Nasty Dick Experience?
Rod looks a little surprised but accepts.
Rod- That would be an honor.
Nester- Well you've earned it. You've worked hard and have been ready for the big time for as long as I can remember. I know your first shot at the big time got blown but let's hope Darren accepts our requests. After all if there was ever a replica in the ring of Dick, it would be you. Your younger, quicker, more agile, and have the desire to make it in this business. Welcome aboard the Nasty Dick Experience Rod.
Nester shakes Rod's hand before the camera fades to black.
