Dr. Williams- Nester, what are we gonna do with you? Your too damn nasty for your own good. First you go and bring up the whole "mommy" issue and you go around wearing that freaking shirt like it's a badge of honor. Haven't you learned that you should just leave everyones mother out of the equation. After you got Dick fired from the XWF with that whole ordeal, then yourself, you'd think you had some common sense. But no, you go and bring up Jarred's mom, only to find out that she's dead. Then what do you do? You go and disgrace their gravesites and drag his mothers coffin up here to the Gazinya estate. Your gonna take care of that body! This isn't our problem, it's yours!
Nester just stares up at the ceiling with a devilish grin, chewing his gum. He eventually looks over to the Doc after he smashes his fist down on the desk.
Nester- Don't worry about it Doc. You make it sound like it's a real dead body or something!
Dr. Williams- Dammit Nester, it is a real body!
Nester- It's been dead for god knows how long. Don't worry, nobody is going to expect it was me.
Dr. WIlliams- Oh yeah right! C'mon Nester, you and the midgets went and filmed the whole ordeal! What were you thinking?
Nester- Well what about Dicky Dux? I know Jarred was behind his death. That voice sounded awfully familiar on the phone. I think that face painted jerk-off is that protein shake swilling Draven! What do you got to say about that?
Dr. Williams- Why does it even matter? Dicky is dead. All that means is that his production studios are turned over o Dick and in essence that means we have a whole new branch to add to Nasty Dick Inc. After all, leave it to the police! You guys have enough to worry about, first you got Dick busy talking to the cops about all these "snuff" videos and that kiddie porn they found in the basement! We don't need any more publicity like this! Get your head on straight and take care of these bums before this thing goes further!
Nester gets up and walks over to the window, looking out it for a moment. He turns around and begins talking again.
Nester- Jarred and Chad HarZy don't mean shit to me. They can't just waltz in here and take our titles that's for sure. Those punks wanted to talk tuff? We talked tuff right back. What did they do? They declined to except our match at Ruffhouse! They don't even deserve to be in the same ring with us on Malice, live in front of millions. That's how it's gonna be though. We have to teach them a lesson. We have to show them who they are messing with. They are messing with the meanest, most dominating team to ever grace a WoW ring. These guys aren't even an established team. First you got Chad, Mr. Rookie himself. I kicked his ass at Gladiator and dropped him over the top ropes like a ton of bricks. Then I went and kicked his ass in that Brutality rules match. Then of course we got Jarred. He's a legend all right. A legend in his own mind! Dick went and took it easy on him at Ruffhouse to build his confidence, now look at him! He's going around really believing he has what it takes to derail the Nasty Dick Experience! It's funny how things work, it's just too bad he hasn't realized it.
Dr. Williams grabs his breifcase and sets it up on the desk. He opens it and flips through some paperwork then looks back up.
Dr. Williams- Everyone know that those guys don't belong in the ring with you and Dick. You'll have the chance to prove that on Malice. As far as Jarred's stunt goes involving all those copies of "Dick Does Jarred's Mom" getting dumped into the sea, I have some news you might want to hear.
Nester- What kind of new? Is Jarred infactuated by watching them?
Dr. Williams- Who knows, but I just got the sales inventory sheets in for the video and apparently Jarred has no idea what he is talking about. That porno flick is the highest grossing film in recent memory. Probably thanks to the hype involving your match on Malice. But still, I think you know what you gotta do. Go take care of that body and cool it with your stunts, at least until the cops have forgot about the whole thing.
Just as the Doc finishes talking, Dick Gazinya walks into the room, dressed in his workout gear and sporting a cleanly shaven head.
Dick- What the hell is going on? Why is their a casket chained to the back of your truck Nester?
Nester- Don't worry, I was about to take care of that.
Dick- What do you mean, you were about to take care of that? This is crazy and that thing is on the Gazinya estate. It needs to go before the cops see it!
Nester- I'm going, you guys are so anal about things! I thought we were supposed to be nasty! Is that the thanks I get for my contributions in destroying Jarred's precious memories of his mother?
Dick- Figures it was somebodies mother. You have a problem Nester. You are always stuck on everyones mom. I know it's funny and all but c'mon, you don't have to go that far, we have the whole match under control as it is.
Nester grabs his tag team title from the window sill and drapes it over his shoulder. He heads out the door, still chewing his gum and snickering about the whole situation.
Dr. Williams- Whatever you do Nester, don't let anybody else see that thing, you hear me?
Nester nods as he dissappears down the hall. Meanwhile, Dick has a seat on the leather couch and begins talking to the Doc.
Dick- It always has to be about someone's mom! I should have never changed the name of my movie to "Dick Does Jarred's Mom!" I only went along with the idea to make it a big seller.
Dr. Williams- Well it sure paid off. The sales on that thing went through the roof. Actually if you haven't heard, Jarred has been picking them up, trying to clear the shelves of them.
Dick- He should spend more time training than visiting every porn shop in Mobile, Alabama! You know, I've had just about enough of all this New Generation talk. Isn't that Rage and TormenT's group? What the hell is he doing, that unoriginal bastard? You know that son of a bitch is going to find out what Dick Gazinya is all about. He's going to find out what a real legend truly is. He'll get the whole Dick Gazinya package and I don't think he's going to get what he expected.
Dr. Williams- That was ingenius of you to let him get one over on you at Ruffhouse. That kid is going around thinking he just scored the biggest win of his career. It's too bad he's going to suffer the biggest loss of his career this Monday.
Dick- So what's this whole deal I've been hearing about foul play being involved in Dicky Dux's death?
Dr. Williams- The police have it under control. You shouldn't worry about that Dick. Even though it is thought that Jarred has some knowlegde of what happened, I don't think he realized that he just got Dicky Dux productions turned over to you. That might be the worst mistake of his career. You know, you better change the name. We don't want any of these kiddie porn and "snuff" allegations getting in our way!
Dick thinks about it for a minute then speaks up.
Dick- Your right. We'll have to change the name and put it under the Nasty Dick banner. We can't have these allegations running around. The tabloids will pick on that in a heartbeat even though this crap happened probably twenty years ago when Dicky was just breaking into the business.
Dr. Williams- It's all water under the bridge. While Jarred and Chad HarZy are busy being mesmorized by your porno flicks, you have been preparing to kick their asses. It sounds like an even trade to me.
Dick grins as the scene changes to a special Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp view, high in the sky of Nester driving down I-88 in his moster truck with Jarred's mothers coffin in the bed. Apparently the midgets are following Nester as he goes to dispose of the body. The camera changes to inside the truck as Nester looks over to the camera.
Nester- Jarred, I want you to know that you mean to me about as much as your dead mother! That means that I could care less what happens to you at Malice! Your going to end up right here where your old lady is. Right at the bottom of the sea, just like those porno flicks you dropped in there!
Nester takes a turn off for a bed of water. The camera changes back to the ariel view from the blimp as Nester gets out of the truck and heads to the back, where the coffin is. Nester drags the coffin out as it smashes onto the ground, upside down. Nester flips it over only to find out that it has broken open. He laughs as he stuffs the brittle bones back into the coffin and closes it shut. He grabs a rope from the truck and ties it around the coffin to keep it shut as he pushes it off into the water. The scene fades to black afterwards.
