Nester- What are you little guys reading?
Midget #1- Oh this? This is the manual for the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp. We're just looking up all the odds and ends to make sure we produce the spectacle that everyone expects.
Dick- Now that's what I like to hear. The whole WoW is anticpating the return of Richard Gazinya. It will only be a matter of hours before I make my return here in the Molson Center.
Midget #2- takes a big swig off from the Nasty Dick Protein Blast drink as Nester and Dick drop off their bags.
Nester- What do you say about the Nasty Dick Experience going out there to light the crowd on fire before the event?
Dick- Not a bad idea. You midgets got that blimp set up yet?
The midgets look up before speaking.
Midget #2- It's all set up and ready to go Dick.
Dick- Great, then when we give you the cure, you can unveil the blimp. You ready?
Dick and Nester walk out of the dressing room carrying their WoW tag team championships. They make their way to the curtain as the sound guy hits a button to play the Richard Gazinya: Desire video, hyping his return. The video opens on the WoW tron to the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" at the bottom of the screen along with distorted graphics in the backround as "A Beautiful Day" by U2 begins to play. Once the song kicks in completely, the graphics disappear to a video collage of Richard Gazinya to hype his much anticipated return to the WoW ring at Gladiator. The clips range from past WoW matches to previous title wins. Clips are shown of the Nasty Dick Experience winning the tag team championships over Kid Galahad and Collector. Dick climbs the turnbuckle and holds the tag title high up into the air before the image changes. The image cuts to Dick standing on top of a 20 foot tall steel cage wearing the WoW European championship. He takes a deep breath and delivers a spectacular "Total Devastation" frogsplash onto TormenT, through the announcers table. Next Dick Gazinya is shown nailing Essa Rios with the "Grand Finally" inverted DDT until it changes to clips from other recent matches. These include the unforgettable series between world champion Brother Brimstone and the Nasty Dick Experience. The clip first shows the eight man tag match from Malice involving the Nasty Dick Experience, Dr. Williams, and Kid Galahad vs. Rage, TormenT, Brother Brimstone, and Draven. We see Dick from out of nowhere's, nailing the "Total Devastation" giving the pinfall victory to Dr. Williams over Brother Brimstone. Next, clips are shown from the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron in a tag team match with a double "Total Devastation" frogsplash. The clip shows the crowd all holding their "Dick-head" foam heads in unison as Dick pays homage to the fans. From there we see the world title shot involving the Nasty Dick Experience facing Brother Brimstone in a handicap match. In between clips we can see the events leading up to the match where tension can be seen between Nester and Dick involving who will win the title. Dick says "Let the best man win" as the scene changes to a close-up shot of Dick's face with sweat pouring from it. It appears he is working on one of his famous adult movies as the chorus for "A Beautiful Day" plays in the backround. The clips change back to the handicap match as Darren and VP Thomas come to ringside. As the champions turn their attention to the presidents of the WoW, Brimstone staggers to his feet and locks on the Demon Claw to retain his world title. From there we can see clips of the Nasty Dick Experience threatening Darren and Anderson to stay out of their business or they will unleash a "Lethal Dose of Nasty Dick Poison" on the WoW. From there we can see a clip of Dick staring in another adult film. In the backround a poster reads "Dick Attack!" with Dick Gazinya's face on it. The scene changes to a reporter standing alongside an accident scene as the "A Beautiful Day" cuts out for a moment. The reporter begins to speak.
Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.
The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.
Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.
The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.
Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film. Apparently Dickey was not familiar with these roads not to mention he had one two many drinks. He came around the last corner doing approximately 90 mph. Once he saw the stop sign it was to late as he hauled across route 7, over an embankment, nosediving into the ground. Medics rushed in to perform plastic surgury on Richard's face in hopes of saving his film career. Other than facial wounds, Dick is in high spirits of recovering and returning to WoW in time for Gladiator. On a bit of a sad note, Dickey Dux has been temporarily parylized with two broken discs in his lower back. Please check back later on for updates and speculation on what may happen for the tag team title match scheduled this Saturday at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan featuring WoW tag team champions, "Iron" Dick Gazinya and "Nasty" Nester DeFranco, the Nasty Dick Experience taking on the returning team of Carter Lambert and Arctic Fox, the world famous Foxes.
The music kicks back in as the chorus continues. We see Dick Gazinya running through the audience with a bandaged head and a steel chair. He whacks Arctic Fox, laying him out cold. From there, he hops over the barracade and lays a trash can on Desert Fox for Rod to hit the "Total Devastation" and get the win. The scene changes to the Gazinya training facilty as Dick is pumping iron with a bandage over his head. Sweat pours profusely off from Dick as Dick looks to be in the best shape of his carrer. His muscles bulge out as veins protrude from his skin. Clips are shown of him running for miles on end in his attempt to make a triumphet return to Gladiator and secure his spot as the number one contender for the world heavyweight championship. The music begins to fade as the song is coming to a close. After the final clips of Dick training are shown, the distorted graphics appear once again with the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" appearing at the bottom of the screen. The image dissapears as the words "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator" appear before the video ends and the lights come back on in the arena.
The crowd seems chants "Dick, Dick, Dick" after watching the video hyping Richard Gazinya's return. Soon there after, "Walk" by Pantera begins to blast over the sound system. The crowd jumps to their feet in anticipation of seeing their favorite WoW superstar in weeks since the accident. Dick and Nester walk out on the stage to a huge ovation and a huge explosion of pyro. They hold their shiney gold tag team titles in the air as a wall of sparks shoots down from the ceiling. They pose then continue to walk down the ramp to the ring. Both slide under the bottom rope and climb up opposite turnbuckles to salute the crowd. Huge chants of "Dick, Dick, Dick" are heard above the music as Dick finds a lovely young lady to flash her breasts from out in the audience. Nester is tossed a microphone as the music begins to fade out. He raises it to his mouth and begins to speak.
The Nasty Dick Experience is finally here and what a better place to be than Montreal, Canada where one man will be triumphet in taking the WoW world heavyweight championship. I know you people out there are hyped beyond belief, because you all know the Nasty Dick Experience has a huge surprise in store for all of you tonight. Without further ado, let me give to you the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp!
A large white blimp floats from behind the WoW tron, driven by the Little Dick Experience. In big red letters, you can see the name "Nasty Dick Protein Blast" as the crowd goes nuts.
The blimp floats around the arena as Dick takes the microphone.
Dick- Your going to get more than a Nasty Dick Protein Blast shower, all you Dick=heads out there are going to witness the greatest thing to come along in sports entertainment win the most prestigious prize in the business tonight! That's right, I didn't come here to be second best. I came here to take out whoever is left in the WoW that thinks that title belongs to them. Brimstone, I don't need to prove myself to you anymore, I've done it before. B-Pac, you better worry about Nester because it sounds to me that he has your number. As far as the rest go, Ichabod, you better think twice about standing in my way and if Chad Harzy wants to step it up in the big time with the Dickster, that's fine by me! Keep your eyes in the sky, the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp is set to change the face of wrestling forever!
Pantera hits the sound sytem as Dick drops the microphone. The Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp continues to float in the air as the midgets spray Nasty Dick Protein Blasts drinks into the crowd while Diick and Nester make their way backstage. Once they disappear behind the curtain the scene fades to black before the wors "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator" appear oin the screen.
