Animal- I've been meaning to talk to you Dick. You see, I've been watching what has been going on in the WoW and I'm surprised that you turned down your opportunity to compete for the WoW Heavyweight championship. What made you do that? Isn't that what your goal was the whole time upon your entrance?
Dick slowly takes off his sunglasses and glances around the room. He looks back as Rod makes his way by. Dick pats him on the shoulder as to congratulate him on his win. Dick then turns back to his father.
Dick- I don't know. That was my goal but we have done so much in the tag team division. I can't see giving that up until some team can actually upseat us.
Animal- Your the brightest star the WoW has ever seen. Sure you can handle doing both.
Dick- I know I can handle it but if I were to do that, I might have to give up my filming career.
Animal- You can just go on a hiatus. After all you should have been the champion after Gladiator. I'm surprised you didn't just keep heading for that goal.
Dick- The truth is, B-Pac came in after I ran that entire pay-per-view along with Nester. He cheapshotted me and cost me my chance. Ever since then, I've tried to get a match with him. He quickly hid behind his presidental duties as me and Nester lobbied to get a tag team title match signed with B-Pac and Smoke Dawg, the owners at the time. Then B-pac screwed us at the last Malice. We had that match well underhand. B-Pac was giving them fast counts on me and Jarred has the nerve to say I purposely got disqualified for punking out B-Pac that night. Jarred needs to face reality and that's why I've decided to enter the invitational. I saw that Jarred had entered and this has got to be the perfect chance for me to teach him a lesson. You see, Jarred likes to gloat that he beat me, a true legend. The problem is, like I have said time and time again! I LET Jarred take a win over me at that houseshow. It was a well thought out plan. By doing that, I have sent his confidence to a new level, helping create yet another star in the WoW!
Animal- So what's the problem? Go shoot that audition tape!
Dick- I'm just content with defending the WoW tag team champions with Nester. The problem is nobody wants to face us. After all, I think Ichabod is afraid to sign anybody into a match with us! We've offered open challenges to anybody that would step up. That means absolutely anybody! We specifially asked for a match on Malice for us to once again showcase our tag team skills against Rage and TormenT! What happens? Three singles matches become one six man tag and we aren't able to give the fans what they want! They want to see the Nasty Dick Experience defend their tag team titles week in and week out just like the Nasty Dick Experience would like to do! That's why I don't feel the WoW is pushing to make the tag team division as big as could be! We don't want people to think we are ducking them. Sure I want to make my way to world championship but we got guys like Jarred saying the latter! He runs his mouth saying we are ducking him for a title defense that's why he's entering the invitational. Well now I'm going to enter this thing since Jarred refuses to sign up for a rematch and see if Jarred's all talk.
Animal- This invitational tournament is right up your alley. Once you enter your likely to face the returning B-Pac. After all, if you get put in, you'll be gauranteed a shot a not only Jarred, but B-Pac, the man that screwed you at Gladiator and tried to screw you in your tag team title defense with Nester against Jarred and Chad HarZy!
Dick- All right! I wasn't going to do this but if it means I can get my hands on Jarred and possible that little bitch, B-Pac along with a shot at the WoW Heavyweight championship, I got no reason to stay uninvolved. After-all, it is going to be one hell of a surprise when all the Dick-o-holics hear the news the Dick Gazinya has thrown his name in the hat!
Animal pats Dick on the shoulder as Dick puts his sunglasses back on his face. The scene changes to the production room on the Gazinya estate. Dick waits impatiently for the camera man to get the film rolling. Once he is set, he counts down from three and the camera view switches to the camera filming Dick. It zooms in as Dick stands there for a few seconds. He begins to speak.
Dick- You know all the Dick-o-holics were a little dissappointed when I totally turned down any chances of the biggest Dick-head of them all to compete in the WoW invitational tournament. Well, I've reconsidered. I'm not going to stand here and kiss Ichabod's ass or anybody elses for that matter. If you want the ratings, you'll do what's right for business. At the same time I'll get my hands on that egomaniac, Jarred Cathallion and if B-Pac attempts to make a comeback, he's going to find himelf face to face with the man that sent him packing in the first place!
Dick reaches up and slowly takes off his sunglasses. He looks deep into the camera with an intense look, that can only be seen on Dick's face.
Dick- B-Pac, you've been running for too long! You were the one that cost me my chance of winning the World title in the first place! I told you I wanted you in a match and now your going to get me in a match the hard way. Only now, it's not just about revenge, it's about the WoW Heavyweight championship, a belt that has eluded the both of us since we entered the WoW. Yeah that's right, I still remember my debut match here in the WoW. Me and you B-Pac were the brightest shining stars in that ring! We've never faced before and the time is ticking down! The Dick-heads and the Blow-Pacs want it! Ichabod, you listen to me! You count me in on this thing, that's the only way! What else could you possibly do? Put TormenT in there instead? I'm the real superstar of the WoW and you all know it!
Dick reaches back into his jacket pocket and retrieves his sunglasses. He slides them back on and walks off the set until the scene fades to black.
