Nester- Thanks pals. That's just what I needed!
Nester begins whaling away on the steel door until an arena security officer approaches him and taps him on his shoulder.
Officer- Excuse me, what do you think your doing?
Nester looks surprised as he hides the tire iron behind his back.
Nester- Nothing officer, really.
Officer- Ok buddy, your coming with me.
Quickly the Little Dick Experience take turns stomping on the officers feet as he tries to fight them off. Nester comes from behind and whacks the officer with the tire iron as the three comrades take off running down the street.
Nester- C'mon little guys, run faster!
Midget #1- We can't keep up Nester!
Nester- I'll grab the truck!
Nester races around the outside of the arena where Breakdown was supposed to take place until he can see his orange monster truck. Nester hops in, starts the engine and peels out throughout the parking lot. He smashes over a gaurdrail and screeches around the corner as the Little Dick Experience continue running down the street from the security officer. Nester yanks the wheel, forcing the monster truck off onto the sidewalk, smashing into a fire hydrant in the process. As this happens, the midgets get sprayed by the water as it shoots out from the side and they fall to the ground. Nester sticks his head out the window and yells.
Nester- Get in here you freaks!
The midgets scramble to their feet and jump in the cab as Nester floors the monster truck down the street! The scene changes to inside the cab as Nester begins to speak to his midget pals.
Nester- What the hell happened back there? It didn't look like Breakdown was going to take place at all! I wanted to get my hands on Smoke Dawg but apparently that's not going to happen yet.
Midget #2- You'll get them Nester. Don't worry, it's almost a lock for Target Locked! You and Dick up against B-Pac and Smoke Dawg! It doesn't get any bigger than that!
Nester- No it doesn't little buddy. First we have to get past Jarred and that bitch of mine, Chad HarZy. That's not going to be a problem though. You see, Dick did a great job of inflating Jarred's ego at Ruffhouse. Those guys can't compete with the best tag team this sport has ever seen.
Midget #2- Plus you got Jarred all teary eyed over his dead mother. (laughing)
Nester- It was a joke. He's the one that brought his dead parents into this, not me. If he wants to get them involved then so be it. He'll find out how Nasty the Nasty Dick Experience really is!
Midget #1 opens the glove box to pull out a six pack of Nasty Dick Protein Blasts. He takes one, hands one to the other midget and passes one over to Nester. The midgets begins guzzling their drinks down as Nester pops the top to his. He takes one giant swig and spits it out the window, followed by tossing the can out as well.
Nester- I don't know why I even try to drink these things. They are Nasty! How do you guys do it?
Midget #1- They build strong bones and make you grow hair in really weird places.
Nester- Get real. Hey, you know what? Since it looks like Breakdown ain't gonna happen and Smoke Dawg isn't going to get his, what do you say we pay a visit to someone else?
The scene changes to a graveyard as Nester drives through it in the monster truck. We hear music blasting from the truck as Nester topples tombstones throughout the graveyard. Soon it becomes apparent that this is the graveyard in which Jarred was seen recently grieving over his parents. Nester pulls up to a couple tombstones sitting side by side and stops. He opens his door and hops out as the midgets follow him. The camera zooms in to read the names of Jarred Cathallion's parents as Nester laughs.
Nester- Hey, go grab me the rest of those Nasty Dick Protein Blasts!
The midgets take off to the truck and return with a half empty six pack. They hand them to Nester as he begins opening them and pouring them over Jarred's parents gravesite.
Nester- Have a Nasty Dick Protein Blast on me old timers! (laughing)
The midgets begin to push the tombstones, apparently trying to knock them over although they won't budge. Nester pushes them out of the way and kicks over both tombstones then spits down on them. Meanwhile the midgets are off in the bed of the monster truck, grabbing shovels. They walks back over to the gravesite as Nester speaks.
Nester- You two son of a bitches are pretty nasty if you are planning on doing what I think your gonna do.
The midgets chuckle as they begin to dig up the grave to Jarred's mother.
Nester- You see Jarred, I'm going to officially separate your parents for good! You say your father was a loving father. That he would beat our asses if he were still alive to see this. Well you know something? It don't matter, if he were still alive, he'd wish he wasn't. Old man Gazinya, "Animal" Gazinya told me that back in his heyday your old man was a nobody. That he did nothing for this sport and that nobody even knew who he was. Your old man was nothing, just a bunch of talk. He left you with all these thoughts that he was something special but the fact still remains, that he was a liar. A liar to you and a liar in this wrestling business. You think, I'm treating this like a game? Well that's what I do the best! You want to be involved with the game, learn to take the consequences. Your right this is personal now and there isn't a thing you can do about it because I forgot to take my medicine!
Meanwhile the midgets have dug up the grave of Jarreds mother. Nester walks around and grabs a chain, then hooks it to the bumper of his truck. He takes the other end of the chain and takes over to the open grave. He sends midget #1 down to tie the chain to the casket. All three head back to the cab as Nester drags the coffin out of the ground and through the graveyard, smashing tombstones as he drives. The camera follows him to the main street where Nester floors it, leaving the coffin to slide across the pavement as the midgets stick their head out the window, looking back laughing at Jarred's dead mom! The scene fades to black with the sound of Nester's laugh echoing.
