Nasty Dick Experience does Chef Boyardee!

The scene opens on the set of the most recent Chef Boyardee commercial featuring Richard Gazinya and Nester DeFranco, the Nasty Dick Experience. Both Nester and Dick stand dressed in their usual attire, watching on a monitor as the camera zooms in to get the first glimpse of the new commercial, set to debut on Saturdays edition of WoW Malice! On the screen, Nester and Dick stack up cans of beefy ravioli on a table. Nester looks back to Dick who sais "Time for the Nasty Dick Experience to explode!" Nester begins to set up a ladder in one corner of the kitchen as Dick sets one up in the other. Nester sais "Let's get rowdy Dick!" From there the two climb separate ladders as they hover above the table stacked with beefy ravioli. Dick yells out "Are you ready to be nastysized?!!" The two leap off from the ladders with simultanious "Total Devastation" frogsplashed on the table as beefy ravioli splatters everywhere. Dick and Nester stand up, each with a bowl of beefy ravioli and speghetti sauce all over their bodies. Nester sais "Now that's what I call Nasty!" The two laugh as they dig into their bowls of ravioli before the commercial cuts out. After watching the first glimpses of the commercial, Nester speaks up.

Nester- Man that was the best Chef Boyardee commercial I've seen in a long time. It's about time they got some real stars to represent them instead of all those WWF jobbers!

Dick- (Laughing) Well why would they want to go back to them when we can represent the Chef Boyardee brand better than anyone. Hell we can represent anything better than anyone. Hell we represent the WoW tag team championships better than anyone has or ever will.

Nester- That is true. I just don't see why Darren and Thomas want to screw the Nasties. It makes no sense, we should be considered their golden boys. After all the revenue and merchandise sales we bring in it's really hard to believe they would try to ruin that. It's bad business.

Dick shakes his head as the two head back to the set.

Dick- I don't know what their problem is. Who knows if we'll be able to find out. The only thing we can do is go out there and continue to kick asses and take names just like we've always done. The Nasty Dick Experience is the hottest commodity in the wrestling business today. We can easily destroy this very federation and continue our path down the road to greatness anywhere we please.

Nester- You know I like the WoW. It's too bad they have to bring these things on themselves. We never would purposely inject the WoW with a lethal dose of Nasty Dick poison unless they forced us to.

Dick- It looks like Darren and Thomas are doing just that. Hey, we can't stop them from doing what they do but we can surely destroy their creation. We can destroy everyone they put in front of us and once we're done we can take them out for good, something that nobody else has been able to do before.

Meanwhile an executive fromthe Chef Boyardee set walks over and informs them that they need to reshoot another scene. The Nasty Dick Experience follow the man as the screen fades to black.