Cheapshots?...more like Cumshots!
The scene opens at the front gate of the Gazinya estate on a bright sunny morning. We can see the champ dressed in his jogging attire which consists of black adidas jogging pants and a sleeveless, "Free Nester!" white shirt. Dick has his left leg propped up on a stone wall as he tightens his shoe laces and tucks them inside. By then, Dick stands up straight and rubs his hand over his cleanly shaven head and looks into the camera with a grin.
Dick- Well, this is it...after weeks of anticipation, "The Dick" finally gets his chance...a chance to right a wrong on the biggest scale of them all, a WoW pay-per-view.
Dick tilts his head and takes a look around then back to the camera with an even cockier grin.
Dick- We're only one week away...it's King Karnage and there's going to be a twenty foot high, hell in the cell! "The Dick" versus "The Cheap 1!" A time for retribution and a time to out perform the rest! It's been a rocky road this past month, Darren has shown his true colors by turning his back on "The Dick" and declaring my act as filth!
The WoW champion grits his teeth as he brushes through his chin goatee.
Dick- Is that what I get for carrying your promotion and driving it to the top, right where it is today?!! Nice thanks! First, the Nesterman forgets to take his medicine, next the Cheap-a-nator and Selena kiss enough ass to become Darren's right-side "Dick Hunters!" Well you can hunt for Dick, you can search for Dick but, at King Karnage the games stop! "The Dick" is going to make his way out in front of the millions of "Dick-Heads", climb into that cell with his WoW championship! I'm going to lay it down and see if you truly have what it takes to take this belt from me!
Dick cracks his head and looks back at the camera as he stretches his gargantuan arms.
Dick- It's me and you Cheapo and just like Malice, Dick is going to come out on top! Speaking of Malice, hows Selena? I know I got her all wet when she wrapped her legs around "The Dick" and gave me that hurricarana! I know that she loved it but you...you my friend didn't seem to love it at all! In fact you seemed to hate it just about as much as you seem to hate Dick! Well, I understand where your coming from...after all, at Malice you didn't look like the Sweet Dirty Cheapshots that we all know! Oh no, after I nailed the "Dick-a-nator" with the steal chair, you felt "Total Devastation" and your gonna feel it again. When you were laid out flat on your back, you looked a lot more like "Sweet Dirty Cumshots" that the Sweet Dirty Cheapshots that we all know!
Dick begins to chuckle as he reaches up onto the stone ledge for his bottled water. He takes a few sips and dumps the rest over his cleanly shaven head and looks back up.
Dick- I know you hate Dick, Cheapo. After King Karnage, your going to hate Dick even more...the only difference is that you are going to respect "The Dick", for he's going to whip your "Dick Smoking" ass all over that cell and teach you a lesson of respect. That is if you taste what "The Dick" is spewing?!!
Dick turns away from the camera with a smirk and begins jogging down the street as the cameras keep focus on the champ until he is lost in the crowd. By then, the scene fades to black.
Dick tilts his head and takes a look around then back to the camera with an even cockier grin.
Dick- We're only one week away...it's King Karnage and there's going to be a twenty foot high, hell in the cell! "The Dick" versus "The Cheap 1!" A time for retribution and a time to out perform the rest! It's been a rocky road this past month, Darren has shown his true colors by turning his back on "The Dick" and declaring my act as filth!
The WoW champion grits his teeth as he brushes through his chin goatee.
Dick- Is that what I get for carrying your promotion and driving it to the top, right where it is today?!! Nice thanks! First, the Nesterman forgets to take his medicine, next the Cheap-a-nator and Selena kiss enough ass to become Darren's right-side "Dick Hunters!" Well you can hunt for Dick, you can search for Dick but, at King Karnage the games stop! "The Dick" is going to make his way out in front of the millions of "Dick-Heads", climb into that cell with his WoW championship! I'm going to lay it down and see if you truly have what it takes to take this belt from me!
Dick cracks his head and looks back at the camera as he stretches his gargantuan arms.
Dick- It's me and you Cheapo and just like Malice, Dick is going to come out on top! Speaking of Malice, hows Selena? I know I got her all wet when she wrapped her legs around "The Dick" and gave me that hurricarana! I know that she loved it but you...you my friend didn't seem to love it at all! In fact you seemed to hate it just about as much as you seem to hate Dick! Well, I understand where your coming from...after all, at Malice you didn't look like the Sweet Dirty Cheapshots that we all know! Oh no, after I nailed the "Dick-a-nator" with the steal chair, you felt "Total Devastation" and your gonna feel it again. When you were laid out flat on your back, you looked a lot more like "Sweet Dirty Cumshots" that the Sweet Dirty Cheapshots that we all know!
Dick begins to chuckle as he reaches up onto the stone ledge for his bottled water. He takes a few sips and dumps the rest over his cleanly shaven head and looks back up.
Dick- I know you hate Dick, Cheapo. After King Karnage, your going to hate Dick even more...the only difference is that you are going to respect "The Dick", for he's going to whip your "Dick Smoking" ass all over that cell and teach you a lesson of respect. That is if you taste what "The Dick" is spewing?!!
Dick turns away from the camera with a smirk and begins jogging down the street as the cameras keep focus on the champ until he is lost in the crowd. By then, the scene fades to black.
Sweet Cheapshots