Midget Madness!
The scene opens in a large press room at the top of the "Smokin Dick Towers" as a large bay window leaves the New York City wide open to view. The cameras turn through out the room as we can see the "Good Doctor" Evan Williams sitting at one end of a long oval table dressed in his usual black suit and tie. The Doc ruffles through some paper work as he looks up and to the other end of the table and shakes his head. The cameras slowly turn around to see the WoW champion Richard Gazinya sitting back in his chair, with his arms up behind his head and his feet propped up on the desk. The champ sports a cleanly shaven head and a fine golden Armani suit as his WoW championship lays on the table in front of him with the sun from the window, glaring off the gold. Dick grins as he speaks up.
Dick- What's the problem now Doc?
The "Good Doctor" tosses all the papers back into his breifcase and slams it shut. He looks back up, still with an irritated look on his face.
Dr. Williams- Even if we do get Nester out in time for the pay-per-view...he's going to be under strict surveillance. Everytime he gets out of solitary, he screws up again and lands right back in the padded rooms! We might as well just call it quits, Nester will never get out of there for good...the Nasty Dick Experience is finished!
Dick- C'mon Doc, you make it sound like the era is over...it was a hell of a time running roughshot through the tag team ranks but, that's over. The tag team division helped mold Dick to what he is today and Nester...well, he's never been all there in the first place. Maybe that's what is best for him. It doesn't seem like this "Free Nester" campaign is getting anyone motivated.
The Doc slams his fist down on the table.
Dr. Williams- What's best for Nester is to be in that wrestling ring either taking bumps or hosting "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break" and cashing in on the empire we've built in this industry.
Dick shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head.
Dick- Yeah but, first he needs to get off that medicine...once he makes it out of the hospital, he can toss his pills to the curb and the Nesterman will be back in the same form he was weeks ago.
The scene cuts to the Little Dick Experience as the two pint sized weed smokers are down around the side of the "Smokin Dick Towers" with a can of spray paint. The midgets look around to make sure nobody is watching but, they miss the serveillance camera as they begins to spray paint.
The midgets laugh as they vandalize the building and pass around their doober. Back inside the conference room, a voice comes over the intercom...
Voice- Doctor, we have found those midgets outside the building, painting on the walls...could you get down there asap?
The Doc gives an irritated looks as he stands out of his chair and pushes a buttom on the intercom.
Dr. Williams- We'll be right down...
Dick finally takes his feet off from the table and stands up from the chair with a smile.
Dick- I've had enough of this monkey business...I'm going to teach these little drug pushers what it's like to get pushed around!
Dick laughs as the Doc still does not look happy. They exit the room as the scene cuts to the elevator. Dr. Williams and the champ wait patiently as Dick begins to speak.
Dick- The midgets have lost their focus without Nester around...now they rely on mind enhancements. What is this world coming to? Ahhh...their just little people. We'll give them something to occupy their time and keep them busy enough that they won't be spray painting on anymore walls or vandalizing anymore buildings.
The scene cuts to the main floor of the towers as the champ opens a janitors closet and grabs two uniforms and heads out the main exit as the Doc follows. They head around the building only to find the midgets smoking what appears to be a hooka. Midget #1 turns around and points to Dick, then nods for him to hit the third hose. Dick shakes his head and nods for them to stand up. Midget #2 begins to cough until he catches his breath and exclaims...
Midget #2- Aww man...
Dick- Put these on, you've got a new job...you two will be the newest custodial workers here at the "Smokin Dick Towers!"
The midgets look dissappointed as they begin to slip on their oversized uniforms.
Dick- The job starts now! I want this place spotless and maybe then you'll learn a little respect and think twice when you decide to get all high and spray paint on the walls...you little "Dick-Heads!"
The midgets begin to head in the building with their oversized uniforms as Dick retrieves a couple mops and places them in the midgets hands. The champ smiles as the Doc pushes the buttom on the elevator to go back upstairs. The door opens but, the scene quickle changes back to the conference room.
Dr. Williams- That outta keep those pesky midgets busy...now where were we?
Dick- We were talking about getting Nester out of the insane asylym...you know, I'm not sure if this "Free Nester" campaign is going to work but, we can't just let the Nesterman miss King Karnage. He hasn't missed a pay-per-view since we came here!
Dr. Williams- It's not going to matter anymore because your match with Cheapshots was supposed to have Darren as the special referee...now Darren is refereeing another match and has decided to leave it up to Cheapshots to get the job done.
Dick smiles as he nods in approval.
Dick- That can mean either two things...one, Darren thinks everything is under control and the filth is about to be ridden of the WoW. Two, Darren is setting "The Cheap 1" up for failure! Which ever the case may be, "The Dick" is going to take full advantage of the situation and beat Sweet Cheapsnots in the cell without having to worry about being screwed!
The Doc smiles as he likes what he is hearing.
Dick- Me and Cheapo are going to have the chance to rip each other apart...no one involved, just caged in like animals! Everyone wants to get involved, everyone wants to steal my spotlight and get involved in my match but, the only problem is that they have to get by "Little" Rod and "Big" Frankie! Then we will find out who is the better man when it's "The Dick" against "The Cheap 1", nowhere to run, no one to help him and nowhere to hide. The Gazinya boys will take care of the spotlight stealers while "The Dick" takes care of the trash! I'm gonna nail the "Gazinya Family Tree" after smashing Sweet Dirty Cumshots from one side of the ring to the other! "Total Devastation", I can feel it and at King Karnage, Cheapo is going to feel the pain and agony that comes along with "Total Devastation" and the thought that he was just "Dicked!" If you taste what the Dick is spewing!
The Doc claps as the scene cuts back to the midgets who are standing by with their mops not doing any work. Midget #2 drops his mob to the floor and speaks.
Midget #2- THIS JOB SUCKS!
The other midget follows midget #2's lead and slams his mop to the floor as the midgets head out the front exit, still tripping over their oversized work uniforms. As soon as the midgets exit the doors, midget #1 retrieves a joint from his pocket and sparks it. He takes a couple puffs, then hands it to midget #2 as they walk off the job.
Midget #2- I can't wait for Nester to come back...I can't take any more of this...work!
Midget #1- The only work I want to do is eat food and play video games. Janitors? Nester never made us do any of that! Let's go see how this "Free Nester" campaign is going.
The scene soon fades to black as the midgets continue to walk down the sidewalk in their oversized janitor outfits as the pass a doober back and forth. Fianally that familiar logo is shown over the screen involving Sweet Cheapshots name.
The "Good Doctor" tosses all the papers back into his breifcase and slams it shut. He looks back up, still with an irritated look on his face.
Dr. Williams- Even if we do get Nester out in time for the pay-per-view...he's going to be under strict surveillance. Everytime he gets out of solitary, he screws up again and lands right back in the padded rooms! We might as well just call it quits, Nester will never get out of there for good...the Nasty Dick Experience is finished!
Dick- C'mon Doc, you make it sound like the era is over...it was a hell of a time running roughshot through the tag team ranks but, that's over. The tag team division helped mold Dick to what he is today and Nester...well, he's never been all there in the first place. Maybe that's what is best for him. It doesn't seem like this "Free Nester" campaign is getting anyone motivated.
The Doc slams his fist down on the table.
Dr. Williams- What's best for Nester is to be in that wrestling ring either taking bumps or hosting "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break" and cashing in on the empire we've built in this industry.
Dick shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head.
Dick- Yeah but, first he needs to get off that medicine...once he makes it out of the hospital, he can toss his pills to the curb and the Nesterman will be back in the same form he was weeks ago.
The scene cuts to the Little Dick Experience as the two pint sized weed smokers are down around the side of the "Smokin Dick Towers" with a can of spray paint. The midgets look around to make sure nobody is watching but, they miss the serveillance camera as they begins to spray paint.
The midgets laugh as they vandalize the building and pass around their doober. Back inside the conference room, a voice comes over the intercom...
Voice- Doctor, we have found those midgets outside the building, painting on the walls...could you get down there asap?
The Doc gives an irritated looks as he stands out of his chair and pushes a buttom on the intercom.
Dr. Williams- We'll be right down...
Dick finally takes his feet off from the table and stands up from the chair with a smile.
Dick- I've had enough of this monkey business...I'm going to teach these little drug pushers what it's like to get pushed around!
Dick laughs as the Doc still does not look happy. They exit the room as the scene cuts to the elevator. Dr. Williams and the champ wait patiently as Dick begins to speak.
Dick- The midgets have lost their focus without Nester around...now they rely on mind enhancements. What is this world coming to? Ahhh...their just little people. We'll give them something to occupy their time and keep them busy enough that they won't be spray painting on anymore walls or vandalizing anymore buildings.
The scene cuts to the main floor of the towers as the champ opens a janitors closet and grabs two uniforms and heads out the main exit as the Doc follows. They head around the building only to find the midgets smoking what appears to be a hooka. Midget #1 turns around and points to Dick, then nods for him to hit the third hose. Dick shakes his head and nods for them to stand up. Midget #2 begins to cough until he catches his breath and exclaims...
Midget #2- Aww man...
Dick- Put these on, you've got a new job...you two will be the newest custodial workers here at the "Smokin Dick Towers!"
The midgets look dissappointed as they begin to slip on their oversized uniforms.
Dick- The job starts now! I want this place spotless and maybe then you'll learn a little respect and think twice when you decide to get all high and spray paint on the walls...you little "Dick-Heads!"
The midgets begin to head in the building with their oversized uniforms as Dick retrieves a couple mops and places them in the midgets hands. The champ smiles as the Doc pushes the buttom on the elevator to go back upstairs. The door opens but, the scene quickle changes back to the conference room.
Dr. Williams- That outta keep those pesky midgets busy...now where were we?
Dick- We were talking about getting Nester out of the insane asylym...you know, I'm not sure if this "Free Nester" campaign is going to work but, we can't just let the Nesterman miss King Karnage. He hasn't missed a pay-per-view since we came here!
Dr. Williams- It's not going to matter anymore because your match with Cheapshots was supposed to have Darren as the special referee...now Darren is refereeing another match and has decided to leave it up to Cheapshots to get the job done.
Dick smiles as he nods in approval.
Dick- That can mean either two things...one, Darren thinks everything is under control and the filth is about to be ridden of the WoW. Two, Darren is setting "The Cheap 1" up for failure! Which ever the case may be, "The Dick" is going to take full advantage of the situation and beat Sweet Cheapsnots in the cell without having to worry about being screwed!
The Doc smiles as he likes what he is hearing.
Dick- Me and Cheapo are going to have the chance to rip each other apart...no one involved, just caged in like animals! Everyone wants to get involved, everyone wants to steal my spotlight and get involved in my match but, the only problem is that they have to get by "Little" Rod and "Big" Frankie! Then we will find out who is the better man when it's "The Dick" against "The Cheap 1", nowhere to run, no one to help him and nowhere to hide. The Gazinya boys will take care of the spotlight stealers while "The Dick" takes care of the trash! I'm gonna nail the "Gazinya Family Tree" after smashing Sweet Dirty Cumshots from one side of the ring to the other! "Total Devastation", I can feel it and at King Karnage, Cheapo is going to feel the pain and agony that comes along with "Total Devastation" and the thought that he was just "Dicked!" If you taste what the Dick is spewing!
The Doc claps as the scene cuts back to the midgets who are standing by with their mops not doing any work. Midget #2 drops his mob to the floor and speaks.
Midget #2- THIS JOB SUCKS!
The other midget follows midget #2's lead and slams his mop to the floor as the midgets head out the front exit, still tripping over their oversized work uniforms. As soon as the midgets exit the doors, midget #1 retrieves a joint from his pocket and sparks it. He takes a couple puffs, then hands it to midget #2 as they walk off the job.
Midget #2- I can't wait for Nester to come back...I can't take any more of this...work!
Midget #1- The only work I want to do is eat food and play video games. Janitors? Nester never made us do any of that! Let's go see how this "Free Nester" campaign is going.
The scene soon fades to black as the midgets continue to walk down the sidewalk in their oversized janitor outfits as the pass a doober back and forth. Fianally that familiar logo is shown over the screen involving Sweet Cheapshots name.
Sweet Cheapshots