Dr. Williams Does a Little Legal Work!
The scene opens in Dr. Evan Williams office as the "Good Doctor" sits upright in his office chair, wearing his usual black suit and tie as he ruffles through some documents. The Doc scrolls through the papers as a thought comes into his head. He thinks for a moment, then smiles and nods his head as he continues to search through the paperwork. The scene cuts to the Gazinya family training center as we can see the WoW champion Richard Gazinya underneath a bar of weights, lifting away. Dick finally sets the bar up on the rack and sits up with sweat pouring from his forehead. The champ reaches over and grabs a bottled water as he takes a few swigs. He looks up to the camera as he screws the cap back on.
Dick- Just another day in the gym...
Dick lays back down on the bench as he begins to lift some more until he is suddenly interupted by a phone ringing. The champ looks a bit frustrated as he sets the bar back up and reaches into a duffelbag to retrieve a cell phone. He flips it open and answers.
Dick- Yeah, what is it?
The champ gives a look of frustration as he hangs up the phone before telling the person on the other line he would be right there. Dick stands up and wipes off his face as he tosses on a black "Free Nester" t-shirt and heads for the door. The scene fades out only to come back into focus in Dr. Williams office as the champ enters the room, still sweating from his workout.
Dr. Williams- Dick...sit down, there is something that we need to talk about.
Dick shows a look of concern as he takes a seat in a fine leather chair.
Dick- What is this all about?
Dr. Williams hesitates but, then begins to speak.
Dr. Williams- Well Dick, it seems that Cheapshots pulled another one over on us without us even knowing. You see you signed that contract but, it was a trap. The worst possible scenereo that could ever come out of this has happened...
Dick- I'm waiting Doc, what do you have for me?
The "Good Doctor" holds out his hands to keep Dick calm before he speaks.
Dr. Williams- I know this is going to seem bad but, there was an added stipulation put into your match...
Dick- Who cares...I got this one Doc! You don't have to worry about a thing, "The Dick" is going to take care of this once and for all!
Dr. Williams- Well if you lose, you won't get a rematch...
Dick shrugs his shoulders and laughs.
Dick- So just in case he cheats his way to the world title, he doesn't have to worry about "The Dick" coming for him? Don't worry Doc, I got everything covered. One match is all I need, one match to prove to Cheapsnots that I am the best, that I am the WoW champion for a reason!
Dr. Williams- That's not all...Cheapshots claims that you wear Armani to look like him, to be like him...to rip him off!
Dick shakes his head in disbelief as a smile comes across his face.
Dick- C'mon, everyone knows that "The Dick" has worn Armani ever since he was knee high. I was raised to have class and dress right. It's not my fault that Cheapo has to take my used suits when I'm not around and pretend that he started some kind of trend! Do Armani suits really matter that much? I have closets full of them, what does he have, a couple worn out ones I left at the arena?
Dr. Williams- That's not all, he says if you loose, no more catchlines!
Dick- Whoa, whoa, whoa! He can't take my catchlines, I have them trademarked! What kind of fool does he think I am?
Dr. Williams- Why don't you have a look for yourself...
The Doc reaches into a drawer to retrieve a remote as he turns on television in the upper corner of the room. From there, Cheapshots' latest promo begins, titled "Becoming Richard Gazinya!" Dick watches the monitor as the segment plays. Eventually, the segment goes on to Roy Phillips as Cheapshots begins to have him endorse Baby Ruth. The champ begins to snicker at the disfigured Richard Gazinya imposter.
Dick- This is great...Cheapshots does have a sense of humor!
The promo continues to where Cheapshots nails the unsuspecting victim with a quick reverse cresent kick. Dick covers his chin as he begins to laugh in a sick twisted way.
Dick- That is classic, a retard...why didn't I think of that! They would probably be more effective than a couple of midgets!
The Doc shakes his head in disbelief as the promo continues. As Cheapshots begins threatening Roy Phillips as if he were Richard Gazinya, Dick shakes his head and rolls his eyes. Eventually, "The Cheap 1" begins announcing the special stipulations. He shrugs as he hears Cheapshots announce the "No-Return Match" clause as he does the same when he hears the "Armani Suit" stipulation. When the champ begins listening to Cheapshots threaten to steal "The Dick's" catchphrases and collect royalties off from all "NDE" merchandise, Dick begins to speak as he continues to eye the promo.
Dick- That's absurd...the WoW doesn't own my likenesses. They can't steal my patented phrases and my trademarked merchandise...ahh the NDE is old news!
Dr. Williams- Do you realize what that means? If this holds through, the royalties will be leaving our pockets...the Nasty Dick Experience hasn't been milked for everything it's worth...no, not yet!
The Doc shows a devilish grin as Dick stands up to shut the television off after the promo. The champ turns around with his arms in the air as he begins to talk.
Dick- Yeah, I know...this big "Free Nester" campaign is gonna do the trick. One more time around, the NDE is going to come back and better than ever...ya, ya, I know!
The Doc gives Dick an annoyed look.
Dr. Williams- You don't have to worry about any of this nonsense. I'm sure that my lawyers will take care of this contract jargon but, what we really need to focus on is bringing the entire wrestling business to their feet! Nester will be out of the insane asylym by King Karnage and the more we hype the bigger the ratings!
Dick- Yeah, the NDE...the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen, that's for sure. You know Doc, I'm not worried about any of that contract garbage...it's all mind games. I've played them before and that's what Cheapsnots does! He tries to get in your head because he can't beat you straight up...well I can beat him straight up, with or wothout Nester! Yeah, there is a lot of people aching to put Dick on the shelve...many of them will try but, none of them are going to get past Rod and Frankie! The Nesterman's return is just a special bonus! You keep them out of the ring and I'll do all the work on the inside...you hear? Don't forget to do something big with the midgets, I want this to be the biggest spectacle in the history of the WoW...I want this to go down in the record books...and most of all I want Sweet Dirty Cumshots to know how it feels to get "Dicked!" "That is, if you taste what the Dick is cooking!"
The champ aims a cocky grin to the camera as the scene comes to a close but, not before showing that awfully familiar Cheapshots animated logo!
Dick lays back down on the bench as he begins to lift some more until he is suddenly interupted by a phone ringing. The champ looks a bit frustrated as he sets the bar back up and reaches into a duffelbag to retrieve a cell phone. He flips it open and answers.
Dick- Yeah, what is it?
The champ gives a look of frustration as he hangs up the phone before telling the person on the other line he would be right there. Dick stands up and wipes off his face as he tosses on a black "Free Nester" t-shirt and heads for the door. The scene fades out only to come back into focus in Dr. Williams office as the champ enters the room, still sweating from his workout.
Dr. Williams- Dick...sit down, there is something that we need to talk about.
Dick shows a look of concern as he takes a seat in a fine leather chair.
Dick- What is this all about?
Dr. Williams hesitates but, then begins to speak.
Dr. Williams- Well Dick, it seems that Cheapshots pulled another one over on us without us even knowing. You see you signed that contract but, it was a trap. The worst possible scenereo that could ever come out of this has happened...
Dick- I'm waiting Doc, what do you have for me?
The "Good Doctor" holds out his hands to keep Dick calm before he speaks.
Dr. Williams- I know this is going to seem bad but, there was an added stipulation put into your match...
Dick- Who cares...I got this one Doc! You don't have to worry about a thing, "The Dick" is going to take care of this once and for all!
Dr. Williams- Well if you lose, you won't get a rematch...
Dick shrugs his shoulders and laughs.
Dick- So just in case he cheats his way to the world title, he doesn't have to worry about "The Dick" coming for him? Don't worry Doc, I got everything covered. One match is all I need, one match to prove to Cheapsnots that I am the best, that I am the WoW champion for a reason!
Dr. Williams- That's not all...Cheapshots claims that you wear Armani to look like him, to be like him...to rip him off!
Dick shakes his head in disbelief as a smile comes across his face.
Dick- C'mon, everyone knows that "The Dick" has worn Armani ever since he was knee high. I was raised to have class and dress right. It's not my fault that Cheapo has to take my used suits when I'm not around and pretend that he started some kind of trend! Do Armani suits really matter that much? I have closets full of them, what does he have, a couple worn out ones I left at the arena?
Dr. Williams- That's not all, he says if you loose, no more catchlines!
Dick- Whoa, whoa, whoa! He can't take my catchlines, I have them trademarked! What kind of fool does he think I am?
Dr. Williams- Why don't you have a look for yourself...
The Doc reaches into a drawer to retrieve a remote as he turns on television in the upper corner of the room. From there, Cheapshots' latest promo begins, titled "Becoming Richard Gazinya!" Dick watches the monitor as the segment plays. Eventually, the segment goes on to Roy Phillips as Cheapshots begins to have him endorse Baby Ruth. The champ begins to snicker at the disfigured Richard Gazinya imposter.
Dick- This is great...Cheapshots does have a sense of humor!
The promo continues to where Cheapshots nails the unsuspecting victim with a quick reverse cresent kick. Dick covers his chin as he begins to laugh in a sick twisted way.
Dick- That is classic, a retard...why didn't I think of that! They would probably be more effective than a couple of midgets!
The Doc shakes his head in disbelief as the promo continues. As Cheapshots begins threatening Roy Phillips as if he were Richard Gazinya, Dick shakes his head and rolls his eyes. Eventually, "The Cheap 1" begins announcing the special stipulations. He shrugs as he hears Cheapshots announce the "No-Return Match" clause as he does the same when he hears the "Armani Suit" stipulation. When the champ begins listening to Cheapshots threaten to steal "The Dick's" catchphrases and collect royalties off from all "NDE" merchandise, Dick begins to speak as he continues to eye the promo.
Dick- That's absurd...the WoW doesn't own my likenesses. They can't steal my patented phrases and my trademarked merchandise...ahh the NDE is old news!
Dr. Williams- Do you realize what that means? If this holds through, the royalties will be leaving our pockets...the Nasty Dick Experience hasn't been milked for everything it's worth...no, not yet!
The Doc shows a devilish grin as Dick stands up to shut the television off after the promo. The champ turns around with his arms in the air as he begins to talk.
Dick- Yeah, I know...this big "Free Nester" campaign is gonna do the trick. One more time around, the NDE is going to come back and better than ever...ya, ya, I know!
The Doc gives Dick an annoyed look.
Dr. Williams- You don't have to worry about any of this nonsense. I'm sure that my lawyers will take care of this contract jargon but, what we really need to focus on is bringing the entire wrestling business to their feet! Nester will be out of the insane asylym by King Karnage and the more we hype the bigger the ratings!
Dick- Yeah, the NDE...the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen, that's for sure. You know Doc, I'm not worried about any of that contract garbage...it's all mind games. I've played them before and that's what Cheapsnots does! He tries to get in your head because he can't beat you straight up...well I can beat him straight up, with or wothout Nester! Yeah, there is a lot of people aching to put Dick on the shelve...many of them will try but, none of them are going to get past Rod and Frankie! The Nesterman's return is just a special bonus! You keep them out of the ring and I'll do all the work on the inside...you hear? Don't forget to do something big with the midgets, I want this to be the biggest spectacle in the history of the WoW...I want this to go down in the record books...and most of all I want Sweet Dirty Cumshots to know how it feels to get "Dicked!" "That is, if you taste what the Dick is cooking!"
The champ aims a cocky grin to the camera as the scene comes to a close but, not before showing that awfully familiar Cheapshots animated logo!
Sweet Cheapshots