Dick Contemplates his Future!
The scene opens during a bright afternoon, behind the Gazinya estate. We see the champ laid back in a beach chair beside the pool, dressed in a pair of black swimming trunks and his classic shades as tropical plants surround him during his nap. Eventually Cumiesha comes strolling out in a purple bikini, carrying a couple mixed drinks with fruit in them.
Cumiesha walks around the champ seductively as she places the drinks on a stand and takes a seat next to Dick. She smiles to the camera as she begins to rub Dick's leg until he awakens from his sleep and rolls over to her.
Cumiesha- Hey hun...I just came out to see how you were doing. Maybe to see if you were up for a little...you know...
Dick shakes his head no as he begins to stand up from the beach chair. He removes his sunglasses and sets them on the stand next to the drinks as Cumiesha speaks.
Cumiesha- I thought you might like a drink...
Dick just responds with the same shake of the head as he walks off onto the diving board. He performs a picture perfect nosedive as he swims from one side of the huge pool to the other. When Dick returns back to Cumiesha, he climbs out of the pool and lets the water drip off his body as he reaches for the drink with a smile. He takes a small sip but, then quickly downs the whole thing. He looks to Cumisha and speaks.
Dick- Maybe on second thought...ahh whatever.
Dick grabs a white towel which hangs from his beach chair and dries off. When he is finished Cumiesha looks to him and begins to speak.
Cumiesha- You know while you were out here sleeping, Cheapshots introduced another promo...you might want to take a look.
Dick shakes his head no as he rolls his eyes.
Dick- Why even bother? All he does is play mind games...mind games with me...Richard Gazinya! That isn't going to help him when it comes match time...nothing will help him when they drop the cell around us!
Cumiesha- I know baby...I know. You know...we got that appearance on Stern tonight. I'm really looking foward to it!
Dick- Why are you looking foward to it? I'm the guest and we're not gonna be there to promote "Jungle Super Sluts!" We're going to promote King Karnage and my match with Cumstain...you know sometimes the porn has to be put on hold. Sometimes a match comes up that needs more attention than your anal series...by God!
Cumiesha takes a sip of her drink as Dick continues.
Dick- This is what I've worked for since I came to the WoW! I soared to the top and yeah...by the time I got there, the roster was slim. I took advantage of the situation and claimed my spot as the best. Well you know, Cheapo is pushing me...pushing me to go past my own expectations. He's playing my game...the game I started in the XWF and trying to use it against me. Well you can't "Dick" a Dick! I've played that game before and what did it get me? It got me a free ticket to the WoW! Darren knew my talent when he saw it...damn, I just reached the pinnacle of this business in seven months. Seven months...do you think I'm done?
Cumiesha- I know you have it in you Dick!
Dick- Damn right I have it in me! Since I came back from the car accident, I ate, slept and breathed this business. My goal was to be the best period! Well, obviosly that wasn't enough...I have to go out there and prove it night in and night out. I got to go through Cumstain to prove I am the absolute best! When that's over and I'm still the champ, "The Dick" still has something left to prove. I'm going to take every single supposed "Icon" out and cement my status as not only the best of the best, not only an icon among icon's but, the greatest superstar to ever walk into this sport! Seven months it took me Cumiesha...seven months! I'm young and this isn't even the pinnacle, it's the beginning! I have another ten...maybe twenty years in me and every supposed next big thing is going to fall at my feet and find out why Dick Gazinya runs this business!
Dick paces around for a moment then stops and takes a seat next to Cumiesha.
Dick- The media is buzzing about this one baby...this match is different from all the others. Everyone is watching, Darren is watching, all the top guys are watching like Smoke Dawg, Ichabod, and B-Pac. We even got Kris Starr...I wish he would just get cancer and go away but, he's watching probably just hoping "The Dick" would fall off his pedastool! We got the Quakester, who is watching...Triple X and the Elite, every single superstar in this business is going to have their eyes glued to their monitors, watching this one! Waiting for "The Dick" to slip up and make a mistake...
Dick shakes his head.
Dick- I'm going to show everyone in this business that I have this belt because I am the absolute best and there isn't anyone who can prove me otherwise! I even saw ESPN the other day...they are talking about how this could be the first main event level match to go down as a complete shoot. Cumbox is threatening to break the script..he's already broken kayfabe and frankly I don't think he cares what he has to do to get what he wants.
Dick stands back to his feet as he rubs his cleanly shaven head. He looks back to Cumiesha.
Dick- I'm not holding anything back...if he wants an all out war, I'll give it to him! I always said I was two steps ahead of him...well now with King Karnage only days away..."The Dick" is officially three steps ahead of the "Cheap Man!" He can do spoof after spoof on the great Dick Gazinya but, that won't get him what he wants! He wants to break me...use his manipulations to eat away at me and cause me to slip up. Well slip up I won't! "The Dick" is at the top of his game...if I have to throw a couple stiff ones Cumshots way then so be it! If he thinks he's going to have his way with me in that cage he's sadly mistaken...I don't expect this thing to go anything like planned, it's going to be the ending to a bitter fued and in the end "The Dick" will be standing tall as I will still be the WoW heavyweight champion and maybe...just maybe in the end Cheapshots will respect Dick but, I highly doubt he will ever love Dick!
Dick rubs his chin as he looks to the blue sky. He turns back to Cumiesha and continues.
Dick- It's all about respect and keeping the prize that makes me the best in this business. All my performances up until now, my spectacular "Total Devastation's" from the cage, the WoW tron, the rafters at Target Locked, mean nothing if I don't win this one. All the championships, the careers I've brought to a halt...NoVa, Jarred Cathallion, the Foxes, mean nothing...nothing if I don't put on the show of a lifetime at King Karnage! The "Dick-Heads" deserve it, my old man deserves it, even you deserve it...hell the whole roster deserves to see Dick Gazinya put on the greatest match of all time against "The Cheap 1" and if it takes every last ounce of energy, every ounce of blood, sweat and tears I have in me...I will do it! Richard Gazinya is no flash in the pants...I'm the one that carried the WoW to where it is today and a year from now...everyone will be thinking..."Dick Gazinya is the man that made wrestling what it is today!" They are already talking but, little do they know what is in store for "The Dick!" They will all just have to wait and see...
Dick gives a cocky grin to the camera as Cumiesha jumps out of her seat to wrap her arms around Dick. The scene fades out but, comes back with the infamous Sweet Cheapshots logo before the segment comes to a close.
Cumiesha- Hey hun...I just came out to see how you were doing. Maybe to see if you were up for a little...you know...
Dick shakes his head no as he begins to stand up from the beach chair. He removes his sunglasses and sets them on the stand next to the drinks as Cumiesha speaks.
Cumiesha- I thought you might like a drink...
Dick just responds with the same shake of the head as he walks off onto the diving board. He performs a picture perfect nosedive as he swims from one side of the huge pool to the other. When Dick returns back to Cumiesha, he climbs out of the pool and lets the water drip off his body as he reaches for the drink with a smile. He takes a small sip but, then quickly downs the whole thing. He looks to Cumisha and speaks.
Dick- Maybe on second thought...ahh whatever.
Dick grabs a white towel which hangs from his beach chair and dries off. When he is finished Cumiesha looks to him and begins to speak.
Cumiesha- You know while you were out here sleeping, Cheapshots introduced another promo...you might want to take a look.
Dick shakes his head no as he rolls his eyes.
Dick- Why even bother? All he does is play mind games...mind games with me...Richard Gazinya! That isn't going to help him when it comes match time...nothing will help him when they drop the cell around us!
Cumiesha- I know baby...I know. You know...we got that appearance on Stern tonight. I'm really looking foward to it!
Dick- Why are you looking foward to it? I'm the guest and we're not gonna be there to promote "Jungle Super Sluts!" We're going to promote King Karnage and my match with Cumstain...you know sometimes the porn has to be put on hold. Sometimes a match comes up that needs more attention than your anal series...by God!
Cumiesha takes a sip of her drink as Dick continues.
Dick- This is what I've worked for since I came to the WoW! I soared to the top and yeah...by the time I got there, the roster was slim. I took advantage of the situation and claimed my spot as the best. Well you know, Cheapo is pushing me...pushing me to go past my own expectations. He's playing my game...the game I started in the XWF and trying to use it against me. Well you can't "Dick" a Dick! I've played that game before and what did it get me? It got me a free ticket to the WoW! Darren knew my talent when he saw it...damn, I just reached the pinnacle of this business in seven months. Seven months...do you think I'm done?
Cumiesha- I know you have it in you Dick!
Dick- Damn right I have it in me! Since I came back from the car accident, I ate, slept and breathed this business. My goal was to be the best period! Well, obviosly that wasn't enough...I have to go out there and prove it night in and night out. I got to go through Cumstain to prove I am the absolute best! When that's over and I'm still the champ, "The Dick" still has something left to prove. I'm going to take every single supposed "Icon" out and cement my status as not only the best of the best, not only an icon among icon's but, the greatest superstar to ever walk into this sport! Seven months it took me Cumiesha...seven months! I'm young and this isn't even the pinnacle, it's the beginning! I have another ten...maybe twenty years in me and every supposed next big thing is going to fall at my feet and find out why Dick Gazinya runs this business!
Dick paces around for a moment then stops and takes a seat next to Cumiesha.
Dick- The media is buzzing about this one baby...this match is different from all the others. Everyone is watching, Darren is watching, all the top guys are watching like Smoke Dawg, Ichabod, and B-Pac. We even got Kris Starr...I wish he would just get cancer and go away but, he's watching probably just hoping "The Dick" would fall off his pedastool! We got the Quakester, who is watching...Triple X and the Elite, every single superstar in this business is going to have their eyes glued to their monitors, watching this one! Waiting for "The Dick" to slip up and make a mistake...
Dick shakes his head.
Dick- I'm going to show everyone in this business that I have this belt because I am the absolute best and there isn't anyone who can prove me otherwise! I even saw ESPN the other day...they are talking about how this could be the first main event level match to go down as a complete shoot. Cumbox is threatening to break the script..he's already broken kayfabe and frankly I don't think he cares what he has to do to get what he wants.
Dick stands back to his feet as he rubs his cleanly shaven head. He looks back to Cumiesha.
Dick- I'm not holding anything back...if he wants an all out war, I'll give it to him! I always said I was two steps ahead of him...well now with King Karnage only days away..."The Dick" is officially three steps ahead of the "Cheap Man!" He can do spoof after spoof on the great Dick Gazinya but, that won't get him what he wants! He wants to break me...use his manipulations to eat away at me and cause me to slip up. Well slip up I won't! "The Dick" is at the top of his game...if I have to throw a couple stiff ones Cumshots way then so be it! If he thinks he's going to have his way with me in that cage he's sadly mistaken...I don't expect this thing to go anything like planned, it's going to be the ending to a bitter fued and in the end "The Dick" will be standing tall as I will still be the WoW heavyweight champion and maybe...just maybe in the end Cheapshots will respect Dick but, I highly doubt he will ever love Dick!
Dick rubs his chin as he looks to the blue sky. He turns back to Cumiesha and continues.
Dick- It's all about respect and keeping the prize that makes me the best in this business. All my performances up until now, my spectacular "Total Devastation's" from the cage, the WoW tron, the rafters at Target Locked, mean nothing if I don't win this one. All the championships, the careers I've brought to a halt...NoVa, Jarred Cathallion, the Foxes, mean nothing...nothing if I don't put on the show of a lifetime at King Karnage! The "Dick-Heads" deserve it, my old man deserves it, even you deserve it...hell the whole roster deserves to see Dick Gazinya put on the greatest match of all time against "The Cheap 1" and if it takes every last ounce of energy, every ounce of blood, sweat and tears I have in me...I will do it! Richard Gazinya is no flash in the pants...I'm the one that carried the WoW to where it is today and a year from now...everyone will be thinking..."Dick Gazinya is the man that made wrestling what it is today!" They are already talking but, little do they know what is in store for "The Dick!" They will all just have to wait and see...
Dick gives a cocky grin to the camera as Cumiesha jumps out of her seat to wrap her arms around Dick. The scene fades out but, comes back with the infamous Sweet Cheapshots logo before the segment comes to a close.
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