Desire video: Richard Gazinya!

The scene opens to the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" at the bottom of the screen along with distorted graphics in the backround as "A Beautiful Day" by U2 begins to play. Once the song kicks in completely, the graphics disappear to a video collage of Richard Gazinya to hype his much anticipated return to the WoW ring at Gladiator. The clips range from past WoW matches to previous title wins. Clips are shown of the Nasty Dick Experience winning the tag team championships over Kid Galahad and Collector. Dick climbs the turnbuckle and holds the tag title high up into the air before the image changes. The image cuts to Dick standing on top of a 20 foot tall steel cage wearing the WoW European championship. He takes a deep breath and delivers a spectacular "Total Devastation" frogsplash onto TormenT, through the announcers table. Next Dick Gazinya is shown nailing Essa Rios with the "Grand Finally" inverted DDT until it changes to clips from other recent matches. These include the unforgettable series between world champion Brother Brimstone and the Nasty Dick Experience. The clip first shows the eight man tag match from Malice involving the Nasty Dick Experience, Dr. Williams, and Kid Galahad vs. Rage, TormenT, Brother Brimstone, and Draven. We see Dick from out of nowhere's, nailing the "Total Devastation" giving the pinfall victory to Dr. Williams over Brother Brimstone. Next, clips are shown from the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron in a tag team match with a double "Total Devastation" frogsplash. The clip shows the crowd all holding their "Dick-head" foam heads in unison as Dick pays homage to the fans. From there we see the world title shot involving the Nasty Dick Experience facing Brother Brimstone in a handicap match. In between clips we can see the events leading up to the match where tension can be seen between Nester and Dick involving who will win the title. Dick says "Let the best man win" as the scene changes to a close-up shot of Dick's face with sweat pouring from it. It appears he is working on one of his famous adult movies as the chorus for "A Beautiful Day" plays in the backround. The clips change back to the handicap match as Darren and VP Thomas come to ringside. As the champions turn their attention to the presidents of the WoW, Brimstone staggers to his feet and locks on the Demon Claw to retain his world title. From there we can see clips of the Nasty Dick Experience threatening Darren and Anderson to stay out of their business or they will unleash a "Lethal Dose of Nasty Dick Poison" on the WoW. From there we can see a clip of Dick staring in another adult film. In the backround a poster reads "Dick Attack!" with Dick Gazinya's face on it. The scene changes to a reporter standing alongside an accident scene as the "A Beautiful Day" cuts out for a moment. The reporter begins to speak.

Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.

The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.

Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.

The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.

Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film. Apparently Dickey was not familiar with these roads not to mention he had one two many drinks. He came around the last corner doing approximately 90 mph. Once he saw the stop sign it was to late as he hauled across route 7, over an embankment, nosediving into the ground. Medics rushed in to perform plastic surgury on Richard's face in hopes of saving his film career. Other than facial wounds, Dick is in high spirits of recovering and returning to WoW in time for Gladiator. On a bit of a sad note, Dickey Dux has been temporarily parylized with two broken discs in his lower back. Please check back later on for updates and speculation on what may happen for the tag team title match scheduled this Saturday at the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan featuring WoW tag team champions, "Iron" Dick Gazinya and "Nasty" Nester DeFranco, the Nasty Dick Experience taking on the returning team of Carter Lambert and Arctic Fox, the world famous Foxes.

The music kicks back in as the chorus continues. We see Dick Gazinya running through the audience with a bandaged head and a steel chair. He whacks Arctic Fox, laying him out cold. From there, he hops over the barracade and lays a trash can on Desert Fox for Rod to hit the "Total Devastation" and get the win. The scene changes to the Gazinya training facilty as Dick is pumping iron with a bandage over his head. Sweat pours profusely off from Dick as Dick looks to be in the best shape of his carrer. His muscles bulge out as veins protrude from his skin. Clips are shown of him running for miles on end in his attempt to make a triumphet return to Gladiator and secure his spot as the number one contender for the world heavyweight championship. The music begins to fade as the song is coming to a close. After the final clips of Dick training are shown, the distorted graphics appear once again with the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" appearing at the bottom of the screen. The image dissapears as the words "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator" appear before the segment comes to an end.