Desire video 3: One for old times!

The scene opens to the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" at the bottom of the screen along with distorted graphics in the backround as a remix of the Pantera classic "Walk" begins to play. The remix starts off slow but, once the song kicks in completely, the graphics disappear to a video collage of Richard Gazinya to hype his WoW heavyweight title defense against legendary competitor, Sweet Dirty Cheapshots. The scene shows how the Nasty Dick Experience smash competitor after competitor. The music pounds "Re-spect" "Walk" "Whatta you say?!" The clips range from past WoW matches to previous title wins. Clips are shown of the Nasty Dick Experience winning the tag team championships over Kid Galahad and Collector. Dick climbs the turnbuckle and holds the tag title high up into the air before the image changes. The image cuts to Dick standing on top of a 20 foot tall steel cage wearing the WoW European championship. He takes a deep breath and delivers a spectacular "Total Devastation" frogsplash onto TormenT, through the announcers table. The fans have never forgotten that unbelieveable show of testicular fortitude. They never will. The shot shows many fans crying when Dick Gazinya and Nester DeFranco embrace one another after climbing one of the tallest challenge in their unbelieveable careers...winning the WoW tag team titles. There are still shots of little children wearing "Dick-Head 4-Life" t-shirts. Next, Dick Gazinya is shown nailing Essa Rios with the "Grand Finale" inverted DDT until it changes to clips from other matches. These include the unforgettable series between world champion at the time, Brother Brimstone and the Nasty Dick Experience. The clip first shows the eight man tag match from Malice involving the Nasty Dick Experience, Dr. Williams, and Kid Galahad vs. Rage, TormenT, Brother Brimstone, and Draven. We see Dick from out of nowhere's, nailing the "Total Devastation" giving the pinfall victory to Dr. Williams over Brother Brimstone. Next, clips are shown from the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron in a tag team match with a double "Total Devastation" frogsplash. The clip shows the crowd all holding their "Dick-head" foam heads in unison as Dick pays homage to the fans. From there we see the world title shot involving the Nasty Dick Experience facing Brother Brimstone in a handicap match. In between clips we can see the events leading up to the match where tension can be seen between Nester and Dick involving who will win the title. Dick says "Let the best man win" as the scene changes to a close-up shot of Dick's face with sweat pouring from it. It appears he is working on one of his famous adult movies as the chorus for "Walk" plays in the backround. The clips change back to the handicap match as Darren and VP Thomas come to ringside. As the champions turn their attention to the then presidents of the WoW, Brimstone staggers to his feet and locks on the Demon Claw to retain his world title. From there we can see clips of the Nasty Dick Experience threatening Darren and Anderson to stay out of their business or they will unleash a "Lethal Dose of Nasty Dick Poison" on the WoW. A clip from Gladiator plays with the midgets in the blimp spraying their favorite protein drink. From there we can see a clip of Dick staring in another adult film. In the backround a poster reads "Dick Attack!" with Dick Gazinya's face on it. The scenes flash from scenes with Dick acting in adult films. The names of movies flash throughout the chorus. The scene changes to a reporter standing alongside an accident scene as the classic hit single "Walk" cuts out for a moment. The reporter begins to speak.

Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.

The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.

Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.

The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.

Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film...

The music kicks back in as the chorus continues. We see Dick Gazinya running through the audience with a bandaged head and a steel chair. He whacks Arctic Fox, laying him out cold. From there, he hops over the barracade and lays a trash can on Desert Fox for Rod to hit the "Total Devastation" and get the win. The scene changes to the Gazinya training facilty as Dick is pumping iron with a bandage over his head. Sweat pours profusely off from Dick as Dick looks to be in the best shape of his career. His muscles bulge out as veins protrude from his skin. Clips are shown of him running for miles on end in his attempt to make a triumphet return to Gladiator and secure his spot as the number one contender for the world heavyweight championship. Then the shot shows his dissapointment, and that of his fans also. After the final clips of Dick training are shown, the shot goes to the Duxworth Mansion in Tampa, Flordia. The mother of Dicky is sitting of the couch looking into the camera. Her eyes are swelled up with tears. She says "I want you Dick, and Nester to find out who did this to my baby". The scene cuts to clips from other matches as Dick lays out competitor after competitor. We see clips from Dick's unforgettable match with Jarred Cathallion along with his matches against Rose and NoVa. The clips show Dick standing victorious over each opponent until a clip is shown of Ichabod announcing that Dick's efforts were worthless. Every competitor recieves a shot at Target Locked in a gauntlet match. "Walk" continues as we see the future of professional wrestling training in the gym for his opportunity to be crowned the WoW heavyweight champion. The musics volume decreases as we show the closing moments from Target Locked. We see Dick nail the "Gazinya Spinebuster" on Justin Payne as he signals for the blimp. The midgets come flying by and drop a rope ladder as Dick climbs it all the way to the rafters. Dick takes a deep breath as he closes his eyes and jumps down to the ring with the single most devastating move in professional wrestling, "Total Devastation!" The ring collapses due to the incredible force as the ref counts to three. A new champion and a new era in sports entertainment begun. However, clips are then shown of Cheapshots making his return and attacking the already battered new champion. We see him declare Dick's act as filth as he raises a sledgehammer up in the air over Dick's broken body. Then all of a sudden the music comes back to full volume as the tank from Target Locked drives to the ring, destroying it to pieces. From there, more shots are shown. Many include the promos leading up tothe King Karnage match-up itself. We see Cheapshots beat a helpless Nester DeFranco for the WoW European title as he tries to wrestle in a straight jacket. We then see the NDE get "Dicked" out of the WoW tag team titles by Cheapshots and Selena as the mystery partner, Death costs the match. From there, more clips are shown of the revolutionizing promos from each competitor. By the time they conclude, the song "Walk" comes to an end. The video fades to a shot of the WoW heavyweight champion, Richard Gazinya standing behind and NDE backdrop as he stares into the camera with a look of determination.

Dick- This is it...a defining moment in my career as well as your "Cheap Man!" It's gonna be a war, you know as well as I do! Remember one thing, it's not about titles, it's not about who can pull off the biggest parody...it's about RESPECT!