Nester- What the hell is going on around here? I mean what do we have to do to get a tag team title match? After all, we are the champions and now with all the frustrations, Dick has decided to enter himself into the invitational tournament. This will be the last chance for a few weeks that the NDE will have the chance to defend the most coveted tag team titles in the wrestling business! I guess that would be silly to give us and the fans what they want! After all, it seems like everyone around here including Rage and TormenT like the idea of getting a shot at the belts. No, Ichabod can't do that. That would make the fans happy! Instead he decides to take his frustrations out by making two teams fight each other in a ridiculously booked five man elimination match!
Nester takes another sip of his water and wings the bottle across the room. He looks back into the camera.
Nester- Some president you are! Well if that's what your going to do, so be it! The Nasty Dick Experience will take care of those three idiots in Rage, TormenT, and Anarky and stand tall. I can't believe you would try to make us fight because you damn well know Ichabod that me and Dick will be the last two standing!
Nester is interupted as the Dr. Evan Williams makes his way inside the training facility. The Doc is dressed in a black suit and tie as he carries his metal breifcase.
Dr. Williams- Nester, it's final! The Nasty Dick Protein Bars are set for retail. They will be in stores by the end of the week! We gotta get the plug in for Malice and those things will be selling like hotcakes. Just think, regular protein bars run around $3.49! Once we slap on yours and Dick's face, we'll tack on another buck and be swimming in the profits!
Nester has a somewhat disturbed look on his face.
Nester- That's great Doc, just great! Haven't you heard? The WoW, well mainly Ichabod has decided to change our match to something even more ridiculous! Apparently he is afraid of having another title match on the card for fear it will upstage his final match as he takes on Justin Payne, defending his WoW championship! So, they got us in a five man elimination match! They are trying to start some kind of rivaly in the NDE!
Dr. Williams- Have you taken your medicine lately Nester?
Nester- What the hell are you trying to say? I know what's going on around here! Ichabod is a power hungry jack-ass just like B-Pac and Smoke Dawg became when they took over the WoW! As far as Justin Payne is concerned, his talent is lackluster! He doesn't deserve the shot! You know, it makes me sick to sit hear listening to these ego maniacs running their mouths. Then they rufuse our request to make a tag team title match! I know they don't want our match to outshine theirs but hey, you can't hold back the NDE, the fans won't allow it! We're gonna have to prove it this Monday on Malice by destroying Rage, TormenT, and Anarky just like we have done countless times in the past!
As Nester finishes, none other than his partner, the biggest Dick-head of them all, Dick Gazinya enters the room. Dick stands at the doorway, in full wrestling attire and a white towel over his head. He walks over to Nester and the Doc to see what all the commotion is about.
Dick- What's all the fuss?
Dr. Williams- All the fuss? We got the Nasty Dick Protein Bars hitting the shelves by the end of the week. We are going to cash in big time!
Dick pushes the Doc out of the way and looks at Nester as he rolls his eyes.
Nester- I've about had it! It's like there's no chance of us putting our titles on the line! I think they are trying to push us into singles careers!
Dick- Don't worry Nester! The NDE is strongly in tact. Just because they have forced me into this invitational doesn't mean that the NDE is on it's last leg. You see, Ichabod made a bad mistake, turning the match into a five man elimination! The only way those three guys are even going to stand a chance is if one of us gets struck by lightning and they all triple team the other one of us! This one is in the bag! After we take care of these bums, the Dick-heads get to sit back and watch what they have waited to see since Gladiator when the fans were ripped off for their admission in seeing my return and me winning the WoW championship! Monday will be just a warm up, trust me!
Dick hops into the training ring and does some stretching as he prepares for an exhibition match up against a GFW rookie. The camera switches to Nester who is putting on his t-shirt. Once it is on, you can see that it is new apparel that all the fans will quickly run to the stores and buy. It reads, "NDE=Ratings!" Nester walks away as the camera checks the back which sais "You Don't!" Afterwards, the scene cuts out.
