Dr. Williams- It's time Nester. Go get showered up. Time to head off for Gladiator.
Nester- It's about time. I've been waiting for weeks for this night.
Nester walks off towards the showers carrying a white towel from which he whipes the swqeat from his forehead. Meanwhile, Dr. Williams heads over to Dick.
Dr. Williams- Well Dick, this is your big night. Are you ready to bring the WoW heavyweight championship home?
Dick smiles before speaking.
Dick- Of course I'm ready, and so are all of the Dick-heads out there. It's time for me to get my due and for the Nasty Dick Experience to officially take over the WoW.
Dr. Williams- I'm glad to hear. After all, the midgets are already up to Montreal, setting up the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp for our big surprise.
Dick- I don't really want to talk about it with the cameras right here. The suspense and hype is killing everyone out there. I'm sure nobody knows what we have in store for them at Gladiator.
Dr. Williams- Well you better go get ready to. We can't have Gladiator without Richard Gazinya.
Dick- No you can't.
Dick sets down his dumbells and hoists his gym bag over his shoulder then walks off to the showers. The camera turns back to Dr. Williams who begins to speak.
Dr. Williams- All you WoW superstars and fans are in for a real treat. I know you all are thinking that you have what it takes to be the Gladiator champion and the champion of the WoW but you better all think again. That is unless you want a lethal dose of Nasty Dick Poison. You see the Nasty Dick Experience runs the show here. We're the cream of the crop and your nothing but a a handful of hopefuls. Sure we got a couple big names in there at Gladiator. Sure the reigning champion Brother Brimstone is in there, former intercontinental champion B-Pac and the Evil Redneck Ichabod but that's just fine. Come Gladiator your all gonna find out why we're in contol here. Well you want to know why? Because we're ratings machines and we're gonna deliver on the hype we've put into Gladiator, you can count on that.
The scene fades to black before the words "Richard Gazinya returns at Gladiator!" appear at the bottom of the screen.