Midget #1- What's wrong Nester?
Nester- Nothing, go away!
Midget#2- C'mon Nester. Whenever you come up here, we know something is wrong. What is it? Gladiator? Your match with Chad HarZy?
Nester takes another gulp from his bottle of Crown Royal. He sits in silence for a moment then begins to speak.
Nester- I'm really dissapointed in the way Gladiator turned out. First of, we ran that show. Hell, there was only that match and the Nasty Dick Experience ran the entire thing until "Behind the Scenes" B-Pac asserts his political power. But that's not why I'm in a mood. Oh no, you see B-Pac will get his one way or the other. Dick will track him down and when he does there will be hell to pay. As far as Chad HarZy goes, I'm not concerned one bit about my match with him at Ruffhouse. I kicked his ass and layed him out with the "Nasty neckbreaker" at Gladiator. I'll do worse than that when we meet one-on-one. Sure the WoW say they are giving the new guys all a shot this Sunday but it's a shot that they are going to wish they never got, especially Chad HarZy.
The two midgets sit down on the edge of the roof before the first begins to speak.
Midget #2- HarZy just wants to make a name for himself. He seems like a good guy, why not give him the rub he needs to help his career?
Nester has a look of disbelief then takes a giant swig from his bottle and speaks after whiping his chin.
Nester- Give him a rub? What are you kidding? Nobody ever gave the Nasty Dick Expereince a rub. We worked for everything we got and everything we've acheived. If Chad wants to make a name for himself, he's going to have to do it the hard way. That's by beating the Nesterman!
Midget #2- You know if you want we can work a gag on that punk kid. How about we work up some costumes to make him look like a fool? One of us can immitate Chad HarZy while the other immitates that demon chylde, Jarred Cathallion.
Nester- Hey it works for me. We'll show them that they aren't even in our league. Shit why are all these new guys here? What did the WHCW close down or something?
Nester laughs before chugging the rest of his bottle of Crown Royal. He tosses the bottle down to the parking lot and you can hear glass shattering and a car alarm go off. Nester looks down then looks to the camera.
Nester- C'mon little guys. We better get out of here before someone sees us up here.
Nester and the midgets chimmy down the drain pipe to the balcony. Nester goes last as the drain pipe breaks and Nester crashes down to the patio. The midgets laugh until Nester gives them an angry look. They stop their snickering as Nester gets up. Nester smacks them both in the back of the head for laughing, then the scene fades to black.