Nester- So you two phony cocksuckers decided to take us up on our offer for the tag team titles. That's fine by me but Chad HarZy wants to do it on Malice. That's fine by me also because Chad you obviously haven't done your research. You see the Nasty Dick Experience always steps it up an extra notch when performing live on Malice or pay-per-view. You had your chance to face us at Ruffhouse for the titles but you chose not to. That's still ok, I have no qualms about kicking your ass in a Brutality Rules match. As a matter of fact I'm going to be more brutal than you could ever imagine. You'll be lucky to even make it to Malice to challenge us for the titles.
The Little Dick Experience finally make their way from behind the separator dressed in rediculous costumes to immitate Chad HarZy and Jarred Cathallion. The Chad HarZy midget wears a black wig and does the two fingers up to his eyes taunt as the Jarred midget wears a Sean O'haire rubber mask. Nester laughs at the site then turns back to the camera.
Nester- I know you two won't get a kick out of this but that's ok. We do this for our own humor and the fans humor. Speaking of humor. Chad, you say I was whining about throwing you out of the Gladiator tournament? Well that's kinda funny. Why would I whine about throwing your stupid ass out of the ring? Why would I whine about throwing anybody out of the ring? Why don't you think before you talk? You got these eleven dollar words coming out of your two dollar mouth and think your going to step up and give the Nesterman a challenge. No way in hell. Your just some punk kid trying to make a name for himself of of my back. Let me tell you, I ain't gonna let that happen you can count on that. I'll use these Brutality rules to my advantage. Don't worry, I'll be alone. I don't need anybody to help me with someone like you! I'm gonna smash cans of Nasty Dick Protein Blast over your thick skull. You see I might just drag you out to the parking lot and run you over with my monster truck. Anything goes, I hope you realize that! So get your fix because, it's highly unlikely that that tag team title match will even take place once I get done with you! So whatcha gonna do when the Nesterman forgets to take his medicine and dumps a Nasty Dick Protein Blast all over you?!!
