Dr. Williams- Hey Nester you better get going, the limo is waiting downstairs for you.
Nester spits his gum out and bings it across the room before speaking
Nester- You know I just watched Chad HarZy's latest promo on the WoW syndicated program and man let me tell you what a moron this kid is. First off, he tries saying the Nasty Dick Experience is boring and we deliver boring promos! Can you believe that? Hell, we wouldn't be tag team champions if we were everything that idiot says. He acts like we're nothing around here. Well if you want to kid yourself into thinking you've got everything under control that's fine by me. Chad HarZy thinks he can just come in here and match up with the best here in WoW. Think again douchebag. You should be wrestling the likes of Rage and Torment or maybe Anarky. You see, you don't match up to my skill or the skill of the Nasty Dick Experience. You should have accepted the tag team title match we offered you for Ruffhouse because if you think your going to make it to Malice for the tables, ladders, and chairs, your sadly mistaken!
Dr. Williams- He's just on an ego trip since he beat Ichabod. You'll bring him back to reality.
Nester laughs for a moment then looks back to the camera.
Nester- You think that matters? Ichabod is nothing. Are you going to run around thinking your something special because you beat some stupid redneck? Then you go around picking on my midgets! The funny thing is, they are picking on you! How does it feel to have two midgets poking fun of you and there isn't a thing you can do about it? As far as me being taken out on a stretcher. Ha! That would be a first! You see the Nesterman is coming for you Chad HarZy. It's brutality rules and your gonna see how brutal I really am. This isn't a tag team affair because apparently you pissed your pants when the Nasty Dick Experience challenged you and Jarred Cathallion for Ruffhouse. You turned us down, I guess you two dipshits think you should be showcased on Malice with the greatest team of all time. Well even though you don't deserve to be showcased on prime time television in a TLC match, you'll get that. That is if you make it out of Ruffhouse. You see Chad, your small fish around here. The Nasty Dick Experience has bigger fish to fry and your beginning to piss us off. We wanted the match on Ruffhouse because we had plans for a real match on Malice that doesn't involve a couple phony cocksuckers like you and Jarred. So am I boring you yet Chad? How about I bring out a couple midgets to entertain myself with? Oh wait, apparently I like to look at naked midgets! You apparently weren't watching my promo because the midgets dressed behind a dressing room curtain. C'mon, you try to turn things around on me like you know what your talking about. Like when you said I was whining when in fact I was talking about whipping your ass at Gladiator. Yes, I said whipping your ass at Gladiator! If you think that was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. The Nesterman has thrown the medicine out the window for the brutality rules and you'll never be the same after I brutally smash you into the ground and you become Nastyfied! As far as Nestermania goes, it's running wild and you nor anybody here in the WoW can stop it, just try me.
Dr. Williams- You limo is waiting Nester, you better get going.
Nester- Tell the driver to park it back in the garage! I'm taking the Nasty Dick monster truck up to Connecticut! I have a truck bed full of weapons and they have Chad HarZy's name written all over them!
Nester laughs as he grabs his two gym bags and his tag team title belt and walks out of the room. The scene changes to Nester reving up the engine of the orange Nasty Dick monster truck. We see the Little Dick Experience come strutting out from the Gazinya estate dressed in their Chad HarZy and Jarred Cathallion outfits as they both carry a case of Nasty Dick Protein Blast. The midgets hop in the truck as Nester peels out leaving a large cloud of dust until the scene fades to black.
