Dr. Williams- What's the matter Nester? Sit down, tell me what's going on.
Nester kicks over a plant and paces back and forth.
Nester- Do you want to know what's the matter? I'll tell you what's the matter. Not only did my latest brainstorm for a Nasty Nester's Medicine Break get cut prematurely but Chad HarZy is really beginning to get under my skin! This punk not only interupts my segment week in and week out but he goes out on MTV's TRL and makes an ass out himself with MY XWF European championship! I can't have this garbage, Nestermania is supposed to be running wild! Don't you know what that means?
Dr. Williams- Calm down Nester, it isn't the end of the world. You have a high profile match this Saturday and for the first time ever anywhere you have the chance to unify the European championships and add the final insult to your XWF past. As for the Medicine Break, big deal. Just because none of the divas want to be involved in a wet t-shirt contest doesn't mean it's the end of your award winning segment.
Nester- They all just know that Cumisha would win hands down. It's pretty simple to say the least. Oh well, Chad HarZy would probably just fuck up that segment for me anyways! I can't win, it's a lose-lose situation. The only thing I do know is that at Target Locked it will be a win-win situation. Nestermania is going to come crashing down on Chad HarZy and put him away as I go onto win the undesputed European championships!
Dr. Williams- Now that wasn't so bad now was it? As a matter of fact I have some groundbreaking news to inform you of. Now that Chad HarZy has made a special appearance on MTV, your going to do the same! Your going to be on Fear Factory before Target Locked!
Nester gives the Doc a disturbed look.
Nester- Why in the hell would I want to be on that show? That's Nasty!
Dr. Williams- Your supposed to be Nasty! Plus it will add to the publicity for your match! Now it's all set up, the "Good Doctor" will take care of all the paperwork, all you got to do is be nasty!
Nester still a bit anglry heads off out the door as we can hear him speak.
Nester- Nasty alright! I'll show them what "Nasty" Nester is all about!
The Doc shakes his head as the scene cuts out.