Dr. WIlliams- I've guided the Nasty Dick Experience through thick and thin. I've been around since the scandalous XWF days, all the way to their golden age as the longest reigning tag team champions in the WoW! We as a team have done what many said was impossible. What we have done for the world of tag team wrestling is revolutionizing! All the naysayers are just bitter and jealous over our success and those same people would love to see the Nasty Dick Experience fall off their pedastool but frankly I've got news for all of them. The Nasty Dick Experience isn't going anywheres! We've taken down team after team, federation after federation! We're here to stay and if any of you have a problem with that, try to prove us wrong in the ring!
"The Nasty Dick Experience wasn't always the Nasty Dick Experience of today. In the beginning of their careers, Richard Gazinya worked hard to fill the shoes of his father "Animal" Gazinya also known today to wrestling fans around the world as Old Man Gazinya. "Animal" was a veteran wrestler who terrorized the north eastern wrestling territories, making a name for himself and building his fortune across from Queens Bridge, New York City where the Gazinya estate sits high up on the side of the city. "Animal" has two sons, Richard and Rodney, the Gazinya brothers. Both were trained from an early age in the art of professional wrestling. In the basement, otherwise known as the Gazinya family dungeon, Richard and Rodney trained their whole lives to be the most successful second generation superstars in the sport. Richard otherwise known to wrestling fans as Dick first got his start working for his fathers family promotion. Dick was an instant sensation, capturing the GFW world championship and becoming their superstar centerpiece, holding the title over many top names in the business." The scene changes to Dick Gazinya sitting on the end of a weight bench with a towel over his head.
Dick- Yeah I got my start working for the family promotion. Sure my father made me the centerpiece of his promotion, but I had to venture off on my own and see that I truly was the superstar that I was in the GFW. So I found a connection in Dr. Williams, the man who first united the Nasty Dick Experience. He was cocky as ever. He knew talent when he saw it and he signed me to an exclusive XWF contract for an obsurd amount of money. What do you want from me? They thought I was the superstar to shoot their promotion into mainstream media. It just so happens, me and Nester were the ones to close down their business and sit at home collecting fat checks while our contracts ran out.
"Animal" Gazinya- I've always been proud of my boys. Dick excelled in eveything he ever did. It was no surprise when he left the family promotion, he wanted to go off and win more world titles and make me even prouder. It's just too bad that he had such a bad experience in such a low budget promotion like the XWF.
"Dick began his career in the XWF as a solo performance as Dr. Williams stayed behind the scenes. Dick fueded with legendary Bad News Williams in what is arguably considered a cult classic. During their classic encounters, Dick showed his true signs of charisma by introducing Cumisha. Cumisha was Bad News Williams crack whore sister to the XWF viewers, a Dick Gazinya classic that is still remembered today." The scene changes to Cumiesha.
Cumisha- That was my big break. Dick put the spotlight right on me and the next thing I knew I was staring in his films left and right. The fans really took to my character and Dick is responsible for all my success that has happened to me in and out of professional wrestling.
"Although Dick was on the rise, others didn't seem to see things the same way."
Dr. Williams- I sat backstage, week after week, thinking when are these XWF guys going to get their heads on straight and do something with this unbelievable talent. Week after week, it was the same old story. Dick squashes some jobber but he was always held down from competing with the top XWF superstars.
"Dr. Williams knew he needed to add something special to the mix. Therefore the "Good Doctor" brought in Nester DeFranco. Nester was a client of Dr. Williams, seeking phychiatric help."
Dr. Williams- My first thought was, "I've known Nester for years. He's a big guys and would fit right in in the wrestling business. He had it made. He was a fan of the sport and he adapted quickly. Nester was the loose cannon of the team while Dick was the calm collective, technical marvel.
"Dr. Williams brought Nester up to the Gazinya estate to meet with Dick once his probation period was over and he was free to travel from state to state. The two clicked and shortly there after formed what was the beginning phase of the Nasty Dick Experience."
Nester- I don't remember much about that time. I was on a lot of prescription drugs. Wait a minute...I don't remember if they were prescription.
Dr. Williams- Hey don't get me started!
"Things began to look up as a lagging tag team division in the XWF seemed to look as if it had some promise. "Nasty" Nester threw out his medicine and the wrestling world has never ever been the same." The scene cuts to an old promo of Nester DeFranco as he sits on top of the Gazinya mansion, drunk, celebrating at the first ever televised Gazinya party with what is now known as the Little Dick Experience.
Nester- I'm drunk and I should not have taken my medicine!
"When we return, the scandals begin to take shape and the Nasty Dicks begin to make themselves known world wide."
"Welcome back to the E! True Hollywood story! This shows special episode is devoted to the Nasty Dick Experience. When we last left, the bond was made and the team was formed! The only thing left was a tag team opponent."
Nester- So I come up there from Tampa to join this XWF. I was rowdy as all hell. I wanted to be the loose cannon. The one you never knew what to expect from. We formed the only real team once the QVC team of Quake and Vyle got scrapped. The only problem was there were no tag team champions.
"At the time, the XWF tag team champions, Kris Starr and Redemption hurried out of the federation with their gold in hand as if they were hiding from their only real competition. Kris Starr would bad mouth the Nasties time and time again. The only problem was that he wouldn't step into the ring with either members of the NDE."
Dick- I remember back in the day when Kris Starr would talk trash all day but he'd never give us a match. We didn't even need a title match, we just wanted some fair competition. Then the next thing I know, Nester heads out of the locker room to get some water. He comes back with a swollen chin. I was like "What the heel happened to you?" Man Nester was pissed. Kris Starr cheapshotted him with his famous superkick. Kris kept it up. Refusing to give us a match, yet he continued to aggrevate Nester everytime they had a run in backstage. It was apparent we weren't liked. So it came down to me and Nester wrestling Redemption, his tag team partner at the time in a handicap match. We sent him packing but Starr got a new partner to fill Redemptions shoes.
"Nester became furious. Cheapshot after cheapshot. Show after show, yet they still weren't getting a match with the self proclaimed "Mr. ShowTime!" Then out of the blue, Kris announcers he's returning to the XWF full time. The only problem is that Redemption isn't coming with him. Kris announced his new partner. Former WWF heavyweight champion and former WCW heavyweight champion, the seven footer, Kevin Nash. At the time Nash was recovering from an ankle injury. Week after week he would strut out of his limo with cruches in hand and a cocky Kris Starr by his side. The new tag team champions claimed that once the injury was healed 100% that the Nasties would be the first to get a shot."
Nester- I had been waiting months to get my hands on them. I was getting superkicked two, three times a night and those motherfuckers were hanging out by their limo laughing at me! That's when I decided that I was going to do something about it. I went strolling out to get my water at the drinking fountain in the arena when I see Kevin Nash standing there, crutch in hand as he shook his hands at me like he was pretending to be really scared. He was all alone this time and I knew this was my chance now that the odds had evened out. I walked up to him and duffed him in the mouth. Before he knew it I had a chair wrapped around his ankle and he was out of action indefinetley after being "Pillmanized".
Dr. Williams- Nester really came into his own. I think people realized that he wasn't to be taken lightly. He came in and tried to play by the rules but as soon as they started ganging up on him, Nester got Nasty. That's what we wanted from him though. Nasty as can be!
"Meanwhile, Dick had his hands full with the fan favorite Quake. The Television champion at the time, the Quakester was a true professional. He helped the Nasties along the way, working match after match. He knew talent when he saw it."
Quake- I saw potential in those boys. They were working hard, trying to make themselves better. Me and Dick had some great matches. I remember our first encounter. It was a fatal four way elimination. I don't remember who was in there but me and Dick cleaned house and it came down to one-on-one. We had one hell of a classic and I'm lucky to have come out with my title in hand. Then a few months down the road, it was me and Dick along with Redemption in a triple threat for my World title belt. It was for the biggest prize in the game at the biggest pay-per-view of the year. We had a triple deck cage match. It was crazy. Nester got involved and their pesky little midgets. I remember that's where the Nasty Dick Protein Blast blimp first came into play in the early stages. Those midgets, man they cracked me up. I'll tell you, those little guys flew out there in that blimp while Nester hung onto the side with wire cutters and a flame thrower. Nester cut through and held us at bay with the flame thrower while Dick went for the title on the top of the cage. I'm lucky Kris Starr got involved to take care of Nester. We all worked hard to put on one hell of a show.
Dick- That was the height of my career in the XWF. We always did great when we worked with Quake. The only problem was when we worked with a certain group of the superstars, the politics began to take place.
Nester- We'd come to the show and check out the card. Next thing we know, we're fighting the guys who are booking the events. They'd pretend we didn't know what was going on around there. We asked what the deal was and they flat out lied about booking the matches.
"The conspiracies against the Nasty Dicks were now in full swing. Week after week, the Nasties were jobbed out. They were made to look bad in hopes that their credibilty would be ruined. The only thing that did was make them Nastier."
Nester- By then, we had enough. We didn't care about the rules or anything. They were obligated to pay us these large contracts that we signed to but the problem was, they were trying to ruin our credibility so no other federation would want to touch us.
"The Nasties didn't take it laying down. They may have lost, night after night but they became ruthless, although powerless. The Nasties were the main attraction for the XWF for their last few months. The XWF fans became enraged. They began to back the ruthless duo to a full blown face turn but the fed would never give the fans what they wanted. The arenas were empty and the revenue was sinking. Dick decided to jump ship."
Dick- I couldn't take it anymore. I had to get out. I organized a very distasteful and offensive press conference. It was my only shot at getting my contract terminated and it worked. They gave up my contract and I was finally able to verbally agreed to a WoW deal. Sure I had offers from Vince McMahon. Shane kept calling me, trying to get my services during his WCW run but Darren from the WoW had the key. He wanted to make us the cornerstone of their tag team division. I originally had to go under the alias of Ricky Ruffshot due to contract diputes but once Nester got in there and the contracts had expired, we signed on the dotted line and our careers have skyrocketed ever since.
Nester- I stuck around for another month or so. I had just won the XWF European title and figured I might as well stay and defend it and show these paper champions what "Nasty" Nester is all about. Sure the title was meaningless. Nobody cared about it except me. I won the title off some indy guy when they held it up. I think the only reason I was able to get that opportunity was because the roster was already dwindling. So what do I do? I go out there and try to make the title mean something. I offer to take on anyone, any rules, any where! They laughed. They thought it was a joke. Me and my worthless title. Well let me tell you, that title is out of XWF circulation right now and that's because I have it up on my mantle. If any of you XWF phony cocksuckers want it, come and get it.
"One of the final chapters in the XWF was the most scandalous. It was Nester challenging Fear Me for her Hardcore championship. Much animosity was shown in this hardcore rules match as it was thought the Warrior Princess had a hand in the booking meetings. Nester raced down to the ring in his famous Nasty Dick monster truck, smashing into the ring. From there he led an all out assault, filling the ring with weapons and willing to put on a great show. Nonetheless Nester was jobbed out in minutes. Made to look like a fool. The XWF wanted him to go packing just like Dick did."
Nester- I was pissed the way they jobbed me out. I mean I don't complain when I loose because I understand this is sports entertainment and that's how things go. The problem I have is the way they aimed to have me percieved by the fans. It was a joke and the fans knew it. That's why after I got Dick fired and myself, the fans followed.
Dick- It was a crazy time. I had already verbally agreed to a long term contract with Darren and his renagade promotion. Darren still hadn't had his company fully swinging into operation, he wanted to make sure he had a full roster of top notch talent. I was just waiting for the XWF to give me my full release from my contract when Nester inadvertadly got me officially fired. He vandalized Fear Me's locker room and spray painted all over the walls some crude shit. He signed it "Your Momma!" That is when the shit hit the fan. I was blamed for the whole incident. I wasn't even in the arena that night. Apperently Fear Me took some offense to the whole "Your Momma!" thing because her mom had died when she was nine. Big deal! Mommies die every day. How was Nester supposed to know that her mom was one of the casualties?
Nester- They fired Dick, releasing him from his contract so he was free to start up with the WoW. I owned up to it. I told them it was me that vandalized the locker room. What did that get me? It got me fired as well. The promotion went under without the Nasty Dick Experience on their show. Fear Me quit the business and the rest of the roster abandoned the fed. A new era began!
"Later, the Nasties lose a friend...A Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux...But when we return, the Nasties burst onto the scene in the WoW! When E! True hollywood story continues."
"Welcome back! When we left our heroes, a new beginning was set. The WoW quckly signed up the hottest free agent in the wrestling business at the time, "Nasty" Nester DeFranco and gave the fans what they wanted to see in the WoW! A true legendary tag team that the fans could relate to. The Nasty Dick Experience became a permanent staple in the WoW's tag team division."
Dr. Williams- I felt bad about getting my boys involved in the XWF. This was their chance to truly shine. We went out there week in and week out, giving the fans what they wanted. From porno flicks to Nasty Dick protein shakes, the Nasties were on top of the world. We came in with a bang and that bang can still be heard today in the WoW.
Dick- I have never regreted signing that contract with Darren. He has let us be creative and innovative with our characters and our performances. We owe a lot to him and what he has done for us as well as he owes us a lot for what we did for his tag team division, not to mention what we have done for the popularity of wrestling as a whole.
"It seemed as though the bad memories of a corrupt federation were behind them. The Nasties quickly snagged the WoW tag team titles from Kid Galahad and the Collecter, the same tag team titles they hold today. The longest reigning tag team in the WoW history. The Nasties have now been catagorized as one of the greatest teams the sport has ever seen. Team after team could not dethrone the champs. Rage & TormenT, Rage & Chaos, then federation champion Brother Brimstone and Necron, the Foxes, The New Generation of Jarred Cathallion and Chad HarZy, WoW divas Rose and Desiree, the list goes on and on!" The scene cuts to a Desire video from the WoW. The scene opens to the words "Desire: Richard Gazinya" at the bottom of the screen along with distorted graphics in the backround as a remix of the Pantera classic "Walk" begins to play. The remix starts off slow. Once the song kicks in completely, the graphics disappear to a video collage of Richard Gazinya to hype his classicly anticipated return to the WoW ring at Gladiator. The scene shows how Dick and Nester smash competetor after competetor. The music pounds "Re-spect" "Walk" "Whatta you say?!" The clips range from past WoW matches to previous title wins. Clips are shown of the Nasty Dick Experience winning the tag team championships over Kid Galahad and Collector. Dick climbs the turnbuckle and holds the tag title high up into the air before the image changes. The image cuts to Dick standing on top of a 20 foot tall steel cage wearing the WoW European championship. He takes a deep breath and delivers a spectacular "Total Devastation" frogsplash onto TormenT through the announcers table. The fans have never forgotten that unbelieveable show of testicular fortitude. They never will. The shot shows many fans crying when Dick Gazinya and Nester DeFranco embrace one another after climbing the tallest challenge in their unbelieveable careers...winning the WoW tag team titles. There are still shots of little children wearing "Dick-Head 4-Life" t-shirts. Next Dick Gazinya is shown nailing Essa Rios with the "Grand Finally" inverted DDT until it changes to clips from other recent matches. These include the unforgettable series between world champion Brother Brimstone and the Nasty Dick Experience. The clip first shows the eight man tag match from Malice involving the Nasty Dick Experience, Dr. Williams, and Kid Galahad vs. Rage, TormenT, Brother Brimstone, and Draven. We see Dick from out of nowhere's, nailing the "Total Devastation" giving the pinfall victory to Dr. Williams over Brother Brimstone. Next, clips are shown from the Nasty Dick Experience destroying Brother Brimstone and Necron in a tag team match with a double "Total Devastation" frogsplash. The clip shows the crowd all holding their "Dick-head" foam heads in unison as Dick pays homage to the fans. From there we see the world title shot involving the Nasty Dick Experience facing Brother Brimstone in a handicap match. In between clips we can see the events leading up to the match where tension can be seen between Nester and Dick involving who will win the title. Dick says "Let the best man win" as the scene changes to a close-up shot of Dick's face with sweat pouring from it. It appears he is working on one of his famous adult movies as the chorus for "Walk" plays in the backround. The clips change back to the handicap match as Darren and VP Thomas come to ringside. As the champions turn their attention to the presidents of the WoW, Brimstone staggers to his feet and locks on the Demon Claw to retain his world title. From there we can see clips of the Nasty Dick Experience threatening Darren and Anderson to stay out of their business or they will unleash a "Lethal Dose of Nasty Dick Poison" on the WoW. A clip from Gladiator plays with the midgets in the blimp spraying their favorite protein drink. From there we can see a clip of Dick staring in another adult film. In the backround a poster reads "Dick Attack!" with Dick Gazinya's face on it. The scenes flash from scenes with Dick acting in adult films. The names of movies flash throughout the chorus. The scene changes to a reporter standing alongside an accident scene as the classic hit single "Walk" cuts out for a moment. The reporter begins to speak.
Reporter- Ladies and gentlemen, I'm standing here at the sight of a recent car crash involving Richard Gazinya aka "Iron" Dick Gazinya. We are here at the end of route 235 in Nineveh, New York where last night, wrestling supersensation and innovative porn actor, was a passenger in a high speed car crash.
The camera turns to show the intersection that the car carrying Richard Gazinya came speeding through a stop sign, over a guardrail, and up an embankment to where the car nosedived to the ground below.
Reporter- From reports, we have been told that Richard Gazinya was not wearing a seatbelt and has serious gashes deep into his skull. It has been found out that Dick has lost significant amounts of blood. After talking with Doctors, we have recieved word that "Iron" Dick will be out of commission at least until the Gladiator PPV. As you can see, Richard's skull came crashing through the windshield on the passengers side of this 1996 Cavalier driven by porn director, Dickey Dux.
The camera again shows pictures of the totaled vehicle that wrestling superstar Dick Gazinya was in just twelve hours ago.
Reporter- From what it seems, Richard Gazinya and Dickey Dux were out celebratinng the finale of "Dick Attack", a Dickey Dux adult film...
The music kicks back in as the chorus continues. We see Dick Gazinya running through the audience with a bandaged head and a steel chair. He whacks Arctic Fox, laying him out cold. From there, he hops over the barracade and lays a trash can on Desert Fox for Rod to hit the "Total Devastation" and get the win. The scene changes to the Gazinya training facilty as Dick is pumping iron with a bandage over his head. Sweat pours profusely off from Dick as Dick looks to be in the best shape of his carrer. His muscles bulge out as veins protrude from his skin. Clips are shown of him running for miles on end in his attempt to make a triumphet return to Gladiator and secure his spot as the number one contender for the world heavyweight championship. Then the shot shows his dissapointment, and that of his fans also. The music begins to fade as the song is coming to a close. After the final clips of Dick training are shown, the shot goes to the Duxworth Mansion in Tampa, Flordia. The mother of Dicky is sitting of the couch looking into the camera. Her eyes are swelled up with tears. She says "I want you Dick, and Nester to find out who did this to my baby". The final shot goes to a shot of Dicks face. He begins to speak.
Dick- When Nester De"Goddamn"Franco and Richard Gazinya walk into Mobile, Alabama and destroy HarZy and Jarred...justice for the death of a friend will be had! This isn't about titles anymore Jarred! You want a war I will give you one. Come Monday you and HarZy are mine!!!
"When we return, we'll hear from the Nasty Dick Experience and find out what we can expect in the future with all the rumors running crazy about the XWF wrestlers invading the WoW in attempt to destroy the Nasty Dick Experience once and for all. And later, the NDE triumph in the face of adversity. When the True Hollywood story continues."
