"Welcome back! As the tag team champions, the Nasty Dick Experience reflect back on their history, rumors persist that the XWF is back and intent on ending what they started."
Dick- We got guys that say they know us, telling us that they've followed our careers and that they are going to end them. We haven't even begun yet. I don't know who these people are, we've heard them run their mouths and the only thing I can say about that is come to the WoW! We ain't running from nobody! If you want to find us, that's where we'll be! We don't back down from anybody, never have and never will! Sure the rumors have died. People have begun to ignore these but the fact remains that somewhere down the line the Nasty Dick Experience will get their opportunity to meet these so-called superstars of the XWF and all I can say is that it isn't going to be pretty. The XWF would like you to believe a lot of bullshit but if you want to hear the truth, you hear it straight form the mouths of the Nasty Dick Experience!
"Only time will tell if these XWF invaders really have what talent they say they have or if they are all but a bunch of hot steam. Anyway you look at it, the Nasty Dick Experience's name is synonymous with tag team wrestling and always will be!"
Nester- Kris Starr apparently went out to get a partner and he's intent on bringing us down. We haven't heard much else. Listen up Kris, we don't like you! You have been on our bad side since day one and I'll be damned if me and all the Nester-maniacs out there lay down for you or any of your XWF buddies again. If you want to do it, lets do it on an even playing field! The WoW! In case you forgot, we're banned from the XWF. Then they got this guy, posing as Rob Van Dam telling us he's going to make our lives a living hell! We're living it up and if you think you can do something about it, just bring it you stupid son of a bitch! The Nasty Dick Experience has grown to something unheard of a year ago. We are the best! We don't back down from anybody unlike Kris Starr and all his XWF buddies.
"After all the trials and tribulations, the Nasty Dick Experience carries on. The NDE has issued numerous open challenges to the XWF to send any two of their best superstars to the WoW to try and take their gold but to no avail. The XWF has seemingly been lost in obscurity, or has it? After recent altercations with B-Pac, the former VP of the WoW, it appeared that the main attraction at the biggest pay-per-view of the year, Target Locked would be the Nasties against B-Pac and Smoke Dawg. The fans have been waiting for this clash of the superstars now for some time. With recent events it now appears that Target Locked is up in the air."
Nester- Any team out there that thinks they want a piece of the Nasty Dick Experience, come and get it! You all know our track record and we are the best tag team in the business!
Dick- Things have changed dramatically in the past couple of months. The rumors have gone rampid on what the main event will be at Target Locked, that is until Dick entered the WoW inviatational and earned his spot in his hometown of New York City to compete for the WoW championship.
"When we return, we'll talk to Dick Gazinya about recent WoW activities such as the invitational tournament, Target Locked, and the dream of winning the WoW championship in front of his home town fans. Also coming up, you'll hear from B-Pac and his thoughts on Dick's rise to fame, next on the E! True Hollywood Story."
"Welcome back folks. Recently the WoW invitational was concluded. It was thought that Dick would be the stand out winner as the entire Gazinya family stood by on a recent edition of "Nasty" Nester's Medicine Break to hear the announcement heard around the world. Let's take you back and show you what happened. The show cuts to the latest edition of Malice as the lights begin to dim in the Civic Center in Augusta, Georgia as a loud muted guitar riff echoes throughout the arena. The fans all know that it is time for "Nasty" Nester DeFranco to once again host their favorite interview segment. They all run to the barriers and hold up their NDE signs as a roar of cheers deafens the sound among the sold out crowd. As "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed fully kicks in with the vocals, the Nesterman pushes through the curtain to a loud and powerful display of pyrotechnics. Nester is dressed in a torn pair of blue jeans, a black "Dick/Payne" Target Locked t-shirt, his trademark leather jacket and his tag team championship belt around his waist. Nester walks from side to side on the ramp to test his pops. He continues his way to the ring where the ring crew has set up an elaborate set for tonights special edition of "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break." Nester climbs into the ring and climbs each turnbuckle, raising his championship belt high into the air for the fans to take pictures. Once he has saluted from all four corners, Nester grabs a microphone and takes a seat on the desk set up next to a black leather couch. Nester raises the microphone to his lips as the crowd gets louder and louder with their "NDE" chants. Nester hushes the crowd and begins to speak.
Nester- We have a great show here tonight folks! The countdown to Target Locked starts here on "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break!"
The crowd roars with approval as Nester continues.
Nester- Not only will Ichabod be here to officially announce the main event for Target Locked but the entire Gazinya clan is here tonight!
The crowd erupts and begins chanting "Dick, Dick, Dick!" Nester smiles and nods his head.
Nester- I won't keep you waiting any longer!
The lights dim in the arena as a single spotlight shines on the entrance. The official theme for Target Locked, "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool begins to play. All of a sudden the Little Dick Experience make their way past the curtains to much laughter. The two midgets are dressed in black tuxedos and play off the crowd by making hillarious taunts. The spotlight returns to the entrance as young Rod Gazinya steps out to a loud pop. The fans remember Rod from his one time only WoW match where after Dick was injured in a serious car accident, Rod teamed with Nester to successfully defend the tag team championships against the legendary Foxes! Rod sports a fine white Armani suit and a cleanly shaven head. He carries his GFW world championship belt over his shoulder as he makes his way to the ring. Once he gets inside, Rod shakes Nester's hand and takes a seat on the turnbuckle as all focus is back on the entrance. Old man Gazinya, once known as "Animal" Gazinya comes out from behind the curtain with the lovely Cumiesha around his arm. Animal is dressed in a black tuxedo while Cumiesha wears a very revealing outfit. The crowd begins to chant "Show us your tits!" Cumiesha teases the fans but does nothing more. Animal walks up the steps leading to the ring and holds the ropes for Cumiesha. Once they are in the ring Nester begins to speak.
Nester- Now the biggest Dick-Head of them all! The man, the myth, the endeniable legend and my tag team partner Dick Gazinya!
"Tear Away" fades out as "Walk" by Pantera takes over. The crowd goes estatic as they chant "Walk, respect, are you talking to me" along with Dick's theme! Dick finally pushes past the curtain to an overwhelming ovation. Dick wears the pants to a gold Armani suit and a black "Dick/Payne" Target Locked t-shirt. He holds his tag team title belt in the air as a shower of sparks falls from the WoW tron. Finally, Dick walks down the ramp after pointing to several Dick Gazinya signs in the crowd. He climbs into the ring and poses on the top turnbuckle then signals to a lady in the crowd to lift her shirt. She teases but doesn't, then Dick motions again. The lady smiles and finally does as the crowd goes completely nuts. Dick drops down off from the turnbuckle and shakes Nester's hand along with his brother Rod's. The midgets try to offer to shake Dicks hand but Dick laughs and pushes them away in a joking way. Dick turns to old man Gazinya and shakes his hand then Cumiesha leaps onto Dick with a big hug. Dick pries her off as Animal holds the lovely Cumiesha back from making a scene. The music finally cuts out as a microphone is handed to Dick from a ring crew member. The crowd is too loud for anyone to hear so Nester hushes them down.
Nester- Calm yourselves people, Target Locked isn't until next Saturday!
With that, the crowd becomes even louder. Dick raises his microphone but can't get a word out due to the level of noise.
Nester- We can sit here all night folks!
Finally after a few moments the crowd hushes down so the segment can begin.
Nester- As you all know it is all but official that tonight the announcement will be made. Tonight Dick, you and the entire Gazinya clan will witness the announcement heard around the world. Tonight Ichabod is going to come down to this ring and officially declare you the winner of the WoW invitational and announce the main event for Target Locked! That is Richard Gazinya versus Justin Payne for the undesputed WoW championship of the world!
The crowd chants "Dick, Dick, Dick" as Dick Gazinya raises his microphone to speak for the first time tonight!
Dick- Yes it has been a long few weeks. I have certainly gone out of my way in proving without a shadow of a doubt that I am not only one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time along with you as we have gone on to hold the tag team titles for more than a four month reign but also have prove to be the biggest draw that this company has ever seen. You see it's been a long road and the road stops at Target Locked! The WoW championship is where everything lays on the line! The "Dick-Heads" have been relentless and the cable company has lost all control!
Nester- The buyrate is going to be through the roof!
Dick- Not anly that but the other day I called the cable company to order the event for my family and the line was busy! Everyone and their mothers are calling and I can guaranDICKtee that Target Locked and my first world title win against Justin Payne will set an all-time new buyrate record!
Nester- Not only that but I'm going to be involved with a European title match! That's not all, it's going to be a tables, ladders and chairs match!
The crowd roars with cheers of approval as Nester continues.
Nester- Now as far as I'm concerned you went 3-0 in this invitational. Yeah I know that last week on Malice your match was declared a no-contest. Jarred Cathallion's jealousy cost the match but when you were standing on top of the WoW tron signaling for "Total Devastation" and then when you hit all the way down to the floor on NoVa you sure looked like a winner!
Dick- You know, we've already been through all of this with Jarred. He was so confident that he could beat me again that when I proved him wrong and beat him despite Chad HarZy's blatant interference, I proved that I am the better man. Jarred, you want to attack me over pure jealousy? Is that what this is about? Well let me tell you something Jarred, our wars are far from over! When I walk out of Target Locked with the WoW championship strapped around my waist, me and all my "Dick-Heads" are coming for you!
Nester- Do you think Jarred will try to get involved in your match at Target Locked?
Dick- You know, it doesn't even matter! Sure Jarred wouldn't care that he's ruining the biggest pay-per-view of all time. No he wouldn't! So Jarred you stay out of my business and I'll make it worth your while. After I win the WoW championship, you'll be one of the first to get a shot, just stay out of my business until then or the NDE will destroy you before you even get a chance to take the gold!
Nester- Now everyone may be wondering why that Rod, your father, Cumisha and the Little Dick Experience are all out here. Well they want to be here to witness this landmark announcement in person. Not only that but after tonight the road to Target Locked continues! It has been confirmed that the mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg will present you with the key to the city live in Madison Square Garden!
The crowd suddenly raises to their feet and gives Dick a standing ovation.
Dick- That is quite the honor Nester to be given the key to the city of my hometown right before I take the WoW title!
Nester- Not only that but right before Malice, the Nasty Dick Experience: True Hollywood story will premier on the E! network!
Again the crowd erupts.
Dick- Well everyone better set their VCR or they are going to be "Dicked!" This show has been in the works for some time. The entire Nasty Dick Experience story will be revealed. No holding back, you get to hear the truth staright form the NDE!
Nester- And now without any further ado, lets bring out the current WoW president to make this official!
The lights go out as the electronic beginning of "Forsaken" by David Draiman begins to play. Blue lasers cut outlines in the air in every direction as the voice of the song, David Dramain begins "The song they think its, hot hot hot hot", a row of blue pyros erupts across the front of the curtain, then Ichabod walks out. With every step down the ramp, a pair of blue pyros goes off flanking . When he gets to the ring he stands on the edge and does a Triple H stance, as the lights come up slowly. Ichabod climbs through the ropes and joins the festivities. Ichabod waits for the crowd to
die down as he takes a mic. The Gazinyas shift
around, proudly awaiting the announcement.
Ichabod- Before I announce
the winner, I have a few other announcements to
make. I have chosen a fill in for Selena in the
Lumberjack BYOW match for the Brutality Title
featuring Draven Azagthoth. The man I have
chosen isn't exactly the most Brutal, but his
life has been a living hell... a long living
hell. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the
number one contender for the Brutality title,
JUDAS!
"Avoid the Light" by Pantera
plays on the PA as Judas takes the ring.
Judas- You know, Ichabod is
right. I know your Brutality contenders usually
are picked because something about them is
brutal. Well I ask you, what is more Brutal than
living for over 2000 years in darkness...
feeding of the blood of the living like some
kind of animal? Nothing is. And I will prove
that my morbid existance has made me the most
brutal thing that has ever lived on this earth.
The crowd cheers for Judas's
speech.
Ichabod- I would now like to
announce the winner. Ladies and gentlemen...
your number one contender for the World Title
Tournament, the one who will be first in line to
face Justin Payne at Target Locked... NOVA!
The crowd begins to cheer, but
the Gazinyas look a little bit upset. Richard
grabs a mic and begins to say something, but
Ichabod holds up his hand.
Ichabod- Hold on there,
Dick, don't get all excited, I'm barely
finished. NoVa is the first in line. Jarred is
second, Rose is third, and you are fourth.
Dick- You mean to tell me
that you are putting all three of them out there
before me for a shot at the World Title? How
could you do that?
Ichabod- That's right, Dick.
In a GAUNTLET MATCH! It will begin with NoVa and
Jarred in the ring, and the first one pinned,
submitted, or knocked out will exit, only for
Rose to enter and continue the match. Finally,
you will come out to take on the fatigued person
left standing. After you inevitably eliminate
your opponent, Justin Payne will be the final
person to come into the match. The last person
standing after this gauntlet is run will be the
NEW WOW WORLD CHAMPION!
Richard Gazinya takes a moment
to reflect on what Ichabod has said, and then,
slowly, a smile curls his lips as he claps Ichy
on the back. The men enjoy a good laugh as we return to the E! True Hollywood Story.
Dick- That was quite the announcement. I personally think it should have been a one-on-one affair between me and Justin Payne but what do I know. Hell, I'm the unofficial winner of the invitational that's why I'm the last man to enter the gauntlet besides Justin Payne.
Dr. Williams- For a second we thought that we were double crossed. Ichabod was keeping the wraps on tight as to who would be the winner. He threw a curveball but we're still here and the main goal above all else is to leave Target Locked with the WoW championship!
Dick- This show is shaping up to be huge and how much huger can it get with Dick involved? Well I'll tell you how! As I've said before, I am going to perform the biggest spot ever in a professional wrestling match. A spot that will put my "Total Devastation" off from the WoW tron to shame.
"We'll be right back with more on the NDE and Target Locked which will air live on pay-per-view following this special edition of the E! True Hollywood Story."
"Welcome back NDE fans. Coming up shortly is this huge extravganza called Target Locked. you definetly don't want to miss this one."
Dick- The media has been all over the place in recent weeks. We've introduced the new Nasty Dick product called "Dick's Weiners" which are being sold across the country at all vendors along with WoW events. I've just completed my latest film called "All hands on Dick" which has really taken off and at Target Locked it has been brought to my attention that the mayor of New York City will present me with the key to the city in Madison Square Garden in front of my home town fans before my championship match.
Nester- Dick is recieving a lot of attention. It has kinda led to my new interview segment which actually gives me some extra room to vent my thoughts on the WoW happenings. The only problem with that is Chad HarZy. Week in and week out this young punk has interupted me and most recently he stole my XWF European championship. That's ok, I'll get it back along with the WoW European championship as I unite them in Madison Square Garden to become the first ever undesputed champion of Europe. It'll be me and Chad HarZy going at it in an elevated ring surrounded by barbwire ropes, tables, ladders, and chairs! The only way to win is climb a twenty foot ladder and retrieve both title belts. If that isn't a "Nasty" match, I don't know what is!
"Of all people, B-Pac has voiced his opinions on Dick." The clip switches to the one and only B-Pac who is sitting back sporting his shades.
B-Pac- Speaking of good ol' Dick, it seems that when we finally get our much anticipated showdown in due time, the stakes will be ever so high... I have faith in you Dick, faith that you will come out "on top" of the competition and take that vacant WoW Title just like I know that you have faith in me that I will regain my IC title... and then when we meet... TITLE FOR TITLE! It will be Wrestlemania 6 to the tenth power... the biggest match in the history of the business and for generations to come, it will be of a greater importance than birth control for ugly people. Dick, I may be pushing it here... but it may be of more importance than boob jobs for porno actresses! Either way, you all get the point.
"While the inevitable has yet to happen and the fans yearn for a B-Pac versus Richard Gazinya match, B-Pac has not been able to live up to his side of the deal."
Dick- I was anticipating a match with B-Pac as I'm sure B-Pac was doing the same. Things didn't work out this time around. B-pac knows, he's a ring veteran around here just like myself. One day in the near future, you will all see the match of the century when we meet one on one. I guess you could say that B-Pac was "Dicked!" That's ok, the money match will happen one day you can gauranDICKtee that. Until then, I'll be busy winning the WoW championship by beating whoever makes their way to the end to face me and Justin Payne himself.
"There are so many big money matches that have yet to take place. Undoubtably, one of them is Richard Gazinya versus B-Pac. However, there are plenty more. There has been talks that one day Ichabod will come out of retirement to face Dick. There is also talk that Smoke Dawg may be planning a gigantic return. In which case these are all big time money matches that could headline any pay-per-view and they are just sitting on the back burner waiting to happen."
Dick- Your right, we have so many big matches to look foward to. I remember not even a month ago the plan was to have a huge tag team TLC match at Target Locked. It was to be B-Pac and Smokey, the presidents at the time versus the Nasty Dick Experience for the titles. Now that Ichabod has control and Smoke Dawg is missing, who knows. We got all these rumors running wild. Things have certainly changed and a new money match has taken shape. That is with wrestling great Justin Payne. As we speak Justin is busy training hard for his match with Dick. Justin knows the power of Dick. He knows that the "Dick-heads" are rallying up as we speak to support Dick. Down the line it's anyones guess as to which big money match Dick will take next. Every finger has pointed to a dream match involving B-Pac. It won't take long before you can all see the match of a lifetime because when two icons finally meet the wrestling world will never be the same. You wait and see anything can still happen and it usually does!
"In the mean time, you've had your hands full with WoW Divas Rose and Desiree. The WoW All-Stars is the name of your latest video and is available as we speak."
Dick- Those are some lovely ladies. They really know how to give the fans what they want just like Dick.
Dr. Williams- Things are brighter than ever. We have just released the soundtrack to WoW All-Stars and Nester's new interview segment, "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break" has really taken off.
Nester- I'm happy where I am right now. I'm still a part of the greatest tag team this sport has ever seen. We're still the champions but now due to Dick's crusade to win the WoW championship I'm left with a lot of free time. That's why I've added to the overall quality of Malice by introducing a top-notch high quality interview segment like "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break!" There is plenty more of what you have seen in recent weeks. My segment has become the highlight of your favorite wrestling show and it's not too hard to see why, unless your name is Jarred Cathallion or Chad HarZy. (laughing)
The show cuts to recent WoW footage involving the NDE, Jarred and Chad HarZy. It shows the ending to the tag team title match with B-Pac as the special guest referee. Jarred attempts to cover Richard with a faster than usual count but still 2 all the same. All out brawling insued with everyone going at it, with somehow the NDE clearing the ring. They by then had enough of B-Pac's refereeing and started to attack him, as he fought back. B-Pac called for the bell as NDE lost by DQ. The clips change to last weeks installment of "Nasty Nester's Medicine Break."
Nester- There's no chance your going to walk into Target Locked as the number one contender. As a matter of fact that spot is reserved for the man that's gonna kick your ass next week, Dick Gazinya. After you blow the invitational it will be too late for you to get the other slot because the Nesterman is going to have it when he wins tonights Royal Rumble. You see it's going to be the Nester-maniacs versus the Dick-heads at Target Locked for the undisputed WoW championship. The Nasty Dicks are going to explode in Madison Square Garden and your not invited!
Jarred drops his microphone and boots Nester in the gut in a fit of rage. Nester's gum falls out of his mouth as Jarred nails the Soul Reaver! The crowd is going nuts at the commotion as Jarred signals for the Legendary End! He heads to the turnbuckle but the camera turns around to see Dick Gazinya running through the crowd. Dick is dressed in full wrestling attire and carries a "Dick-Head" foam head from the NDE merchandise catalog. He hops the barrier as Jarred stand on the top rope. Dick runs up onto the apron and smashes Jarred so he falls down to the mat. As Jarred lays holding his head, Dick stands perched on the top turnbuckle and quickly nails the Total Devastation frogsplash. Meanwhile Nester is back up and begins taking turns with Dick stomping Jarred in the back of the head. The crowd gets even louder as "Never Gonna Stop" by Rob Zombie blairs throughout the arena. Chad HarZy runs from behind the curtain in his street clothes, carrying a steel chair and heads directly towards the ring. Dick and Nester scury under the ropes as they grab their titles and head back up the ramp while Chad HarZy stands over Jarred protecting him from the NDE with the chair. Dick and Nester stop on the ramp and taunt Chad until he begins to kick over Nester's interview set. Nester starts to head back down the ramp but Dick holds Nester back as the camera switches to the ring where Jarred is now up and the both are challenging the NDE to bring it to the ring. Dick points to Jarred and says "You and Me" then pounds his fists. The NDE then head backstage as we goto Dick Gazinya.
Dick- I've had my run-ins with Jarred but right now the WoW title is my single most important goal. Ever since my GFW days, I have dreamed of the day I would once again hold a World Championship belt. It doesn't look to be that far off in the future. Target Locked will be the day, there is no doubt in my mind. The only person that may say otherwise is Jarred himself but everone knows how his ego is nothing but a seed planted deep inside him by Dick. That same seed grew and grew. I have done wonders for him but now his future is unclear. It's possible that Jarred might not even show up. He wouldn't want to get beaten by Dick again would he?
"All the while the focus is on Dick and Payne. What will happen when these superstars collide at Target Locked?"
Dick- I'll tell you what is going to happen! Justin Payne is going to be left dissappointed by Dick. His glory days as the first WoW champion are long gone. He's failed at every attempt to once again shine under the spotlight. The only problem is that after Target Locked he's going to realize what Dick is all about. He's going to come to terms with reality and the fact that I have paid my dues. He's going to meet what he calls one of the greatest tag team wrestlers of all time. Now it's time I show him I am one of the greatest, period. Justin Payne, I know your sitting somewheres watching E! right now. You can't eat, you can't sleep, you just need to concentrate every ounce of your feeble mind on our match. Your watching the E! True Hollywood Story right now just thinking what you have gotten yourself into. It's ok Justin, there is a time to pass the torch and there will be no shame in surrendering to Dick, there will be no shame in losing to Dick and there certainly will be no shame in passing the torch to Dick! I have done my good deeds but now that the WoW Heavyweight Championship is at stakes, I won't lay down for you. This match is going to be a slobberknocker, it's going to be a battle but when the smoke clears and I am standing over your broken body if you have any ounce of strength to get up, you better get up and shake my hand. I will shake yours because I am a true professional, I just hope you can do the same. You may not be able to beat Dick this Sunday but I am sure that you will RESPECT Dick that much more!
"Tune in to WoW television and WoW Malice to keep up to date on the future of the Nasty Dick Experience! Also, don't forget that coming up next live only on pay-per-view from Madison Square Garden, the spectacle will be on. Can Dick climb the ladder to the WoW championship in front of the millions and millions of "Dick-Heads" or will Justin Payne relive his glory days as the first WoW champion. Remember anything can happen in this Gauntlet match as it's NoVa vs. Jarred Cathallion vs. Rose vs. Dick Gazinya vs. Justin Payne tonight. Also the undesputed European championship will be decided as "Nasty" Nester DeFranco takes on Chad HarZy in an elevated ring, TLC affair! You are watching E! This is the True Hollywood story of the Nasty Dick Experience! Thank you for taking a trip into the world of superstars here...on the E! True Hollywood Story."
