Nester- Jarred Cathalion, what the hell are you thinking? Did I hear you right when you said you would get a partner. Who do you have for the big pay-off? Chad HarZy! Is this guy even gonna show up?
Dick sets the bar up on the rack then whipes his face off with the white towel. He stands up and walks up to the camera.
Dick- You two jerks just like Dick Gazinya just keep coming. I don't get it. There is no way that you two can beat us. We are almost undefeated on prime time television!
Nester- Yeah!
Dick- When the Nasty Dick Experience come...we come with the thunder. You two couldn't handle the power of Dick! Then you have B-Pac. This guy can't cut it as a professional superstar, so what does he do? Gets involved with the biggest stars in the biz...the NDE! You can't blame him. I mean what other superstars can elevate him...Anarchy and TormenT?
They both chuckle to one another with Dicks smart-ass comment.
Dick- Anyway B-Pac I have a little surprise for you tonite at Malice. Right now I have a surprise for the fans. I have a sneak peek of my latest film..."Dick in the Bayou" It is a little something me and a few of the hottest ladies in the adult industry put together for the great people here in Mobile, Alabama!
The shot cuts to the name "Dick in the Bayou". The shots go from picture after picture of Dicks sweety face and that of his beautiful young co-stars. The shot changes to Nester sneaking out of the room. Dick is watching his handy-work on the television and does not notice Nester leaving. Nester sneaks down the hallway to a door that says Jarred & HarZy. Nesteropens the door and walks in. He finds a gym bag with the letters J.C. on it. Nester begins to rifle through the bag. Nester looks disgusted when he grabs a 12- inch vibrator in the bag. Nester drops the bag and undoes his pants. Nester urinates in the bag for a couple moments and then leaves the room. As Nester walks down the hall he is being chased by a camera crew. Nester stops to say a few words to the crew.
Nester- Jarred and HarZy are gonna love this. First one of the midget takes a shit, now I piss all over his clothes! Ha! Do you see why people don't mess with the Nesterman!