Dick's words of wisdom!

Dick's words of wisdom!

The scene opens to a shot of Dick Gazinya as he walks down the stairs at the Verizon Wireless Center. Dick is dressed in a dark red Armani suit, a gold rolex, dark sunglasses, a cleanly shaven head, and a gym bag over his shoulder. Dick continues to walk until he reaches his limo. He turns to see the camera and begins to take a moment out of his busy schedule to address current WoW happenings.

Dick- You know it's funny how everything all seems to be happening all at once. At one point in time I wanted to get my hands on B-Pac but he fled the WoW like the coward he is. So what do I do? I go and carry on with my business here in the WoW and what does B-Pac do? He makes his return when Dick is in the thick of things! Yeah that's right, me and my Dick-heads are preoccupied right now as I ride the road to glory in grand fashion on my route to winning the WoW championship. Perfect opportunity for B-Pac to make his return. Well B-Pac I'm glad I'm number three on your to do list. You see your number three on mine as well. Number one will be Jarred Cathallion himself followed by the man that just can't seem to get the job done, Justin Payne. Don't worry Dick has you B-Pac ranked at number three. By the time your day comes around it looks like we both will be sporting some gold. Finally time for that classic encounter that the fans have waited to see since mine and yours debut. It will be a battle of epic proportions but when you come face to face with Dick, you'll be left limp in the middle of the ring.

Dick smiles and chuckles to himself.

Dick- As far as Rose and Desiree are concerned, we won the match although by disqualification. It looks like you two ladies will be taking part in my next movie entitled "WoW All-Stars: Featuring Dick!" As for your stipulation, I will live up to my word and personally deliver that check for one million big ones to your dike bar because Dick doesn't hold anything away from you. I said I would donate the money regardless so in all fair honesty it looks like we all get what we want. Next thing, Justin Payne, It looks like it's you and me at Target Locked. It seems you've had trouble trying to win the big one as of late. Since you have your hands tied up with the man I look foward to competing with B-Pac, I'll let you slide intil the pay-per-view but I think your going to have your hands full next week if your decide to be Nester's special guest on his new interview segment.

Cumiesha suddenly appears as Dick signals for her to hop into the limo. She does so as she licks her lips. Dick looks back to the camera.

Dick- As for my involvment in Jarred's match. You should feel lucky I gave you that win Nova. Although by disqualification, you were lucky. Nova, you listen to me.

Dick slowly reaches for his sunglasses. He removes them and slides them into his jacket pocket. Dick stares into the camera.

Dick- As far as I'm concerned, your nothing to me! I shit you and I'll interfere in your matches whenever I please! As far as that being an accident when I cracked my title belt over your head, it wasn't. I had every intention of hitting you. You see, I'm saving Jarred for next week. Jarred your time has come. You know what Total Devastation feels like and I know you don't stand a single chance when I nail it on you! I've had to listen to you run your mouth week in and week out with your new found ego. Just remember, Dick planted that ego in your pathetic little mind and I'm going to take it out next Monday on Malice! Do what you will Jarred, your a worthy competitor there's no doubt but what you fail to realize is that you fail to size up to Dick in every aspect of the game!

Dick smiles and reaches for his sunglasses. He slips them on and enters the limo with Cumiesha. The scene fades to black.

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