Nester- I thought this was some dike bar!
A group of guys who appear to be the locals step up and get in Nester's face.
Local #1- Who do you think you are?
Dick quickly pushes Cumiesha off from him and steps in between the local and Nester. He looks down upon the local and slowly removes his shades.
Dick- Who does he think he is? Why he's the Nasty Nesterman, Nester DeFranco and I'm Dick Gazinya! Now if we got that cleared up where are all these dikes?
The man looks angry as a swarm of his buddies begin to circle the Nasty Dick Experience and Cumiesha.
Local #1- The only dike I see around here is that nigger whore you brought in.
Dick laughs for a moment and turns to Nester as the duo laugh at the group of men. Dick turns back to the man only to get punched in his mouth. This only brings a smile to Dick's face as Nester and Dick are all of a sudden into a huge bar room brawl. Cumiesha screams and hides in the corner while Nester and Dick take on four men a piece. Dick swings lefts and right, then spins around and nails one coming up from behind. Soon enough one local grabs a pool stick and swings it at Nester. Nester ducks and the pool stick hits one of the mans comrades. The brawl continues as Dick is throwing men across the bar. Table and chairs are flying as the Nasty Dick Experience leave one after another aching in pain on the floor. By this time only one man remains, Nester and Dick begin double teaming him. Nester plants the man on the pool table as Dick is perched on top of the bar. He leaps across the bar and nails the man with a Total Devastation frogsplash, crushing the pool table in the process. Once all the men are left beaten and battered, Cumeisha emerges from her hiding and hugs Dick. The three take a seat at the bar as the bartender carefully rises from his hiding.
Bartender- Uh...uh what can I do for you?
Nester- You don't have to be so nervous, geez you act like you've never been in the presence of some true telivision heroes.
Dick- Actually, I think he's more worried that we might do to him what we just did to the rest of those clowns. Don't worry, it's not like these rednecks get cable. They probably have no idea who we are anyways.
Bartender- Of course...I know who you are. Your the Nasty Dick Experience.
He grabs the remote and aims it up to the television which is mounted on the wall. He flicks the channel to the WoW recap show and turns back to Dick and Nester.
Bartender- Everyone knows who you guys are. You may not be liked by the guys here but your ok in my book.
Dick- That's good then, I mean you like Dick. How about we get a round of drinks.
The bartender quickly pours a couple beers and gives them to the Nasties.
Dick- I said a round. Give those boys laying on the gorund some brews to. I don't want any hard feelings.
The bartender begins pouring up drink after drink for the men as they all slowly get back to their feet. The men all keep their distance but oblige and accept the free drinks. The camera turns back to the television which is now showing a recap for Nester's new interview segment featuring Jarred Cathallion. Dick and Nester watch, once it is over Dick speaks up.
Dick- That was classic Nester. We made a mockery out of Jarred last Monday. Everyone I bet is wondering why Chad HarZy came out to save his pal Jarred but failed to show his face for the Rumble.
Nester- Just a little parking lot incident if you will.
Dick and Nester laugh as they finish their beers and order another round on the house.
Chad HarZy won't be there to save Jarred next week. I'm going to give Jarred the wrestling lesson of a lifetime. Sure his ego has gone completely wild as of late but there's nothing like the ego of Dick. I know he's got it in the back of his head that he has a win over me. It's kinda funny how he brags about a house show win and a disqualification win where he had his ass handed to him both times.
Nester takes a sip from his beer and speaks.
Nester- Sure he's an egomaniac. Jarred is a tough talent but he has to realize that the NDE is the staple to Malice. The fans tune in to see us, not him.
Dick- Sure he likes to go back on all his accolades but they mean nothing to me. He may be a great performer but he's not as good as a performer as Dick, c'mon everyone knows that. He fails to realize that I've spent my entire life working in this business. I'm a second generation star just like he is, the only problem is that his old man is a whacko while my old man is busy training the next generation of superstars out in the dungeon.
Nester- I mean you could tie him up in a thousand different holds. His familiy has never been known for their ring skill or their charisma. All they have ever been known for is their demonic 80's gimmicks. It's a good thing you set him straight back at that house show and gave him that win. That was the best thing that ever could have happened to him. He dropped the "Demon Chylde" shit and picked up his whole "Larger than Life", "Living Legend" gimmick. You made Jarred and he owes you.
Dick- Yeah I know but he'll never admit it. He has to wake up and the only time that is going to happen is when I pin his shoulders to the mat at Malice.
Nester and Dick finish their beers once again and give the nod to the bartender to fill their glasses and give out another round of drinks to the locals. They look back up to the television screen to see Jarred's latest promo. Once it is over Dick responds.
Dick- This guys wants to talk about respect. Hell, the fans chant respect when I come out. He's damn right this match is about respect, pride, honor and bragging rights. This is this first time a live television audience will see this match. I'm not just a porn star and a wrestler Jarred. I'm the best damn porn star and the the best goddamn wrestler you have ever stepped into the ring with. Don't deny it Jarred. When we fought you were a newcomer. You've come a long way but next week on Malice there will be a showdown like no other. It's time for Jarred to meet his maker. Feeble one tracked mind? I'm sorry I am able to focus on more than one thing at a time Jarred. It's not my fault that Dick just eats away at you day in and day out. Don't worry though, everything is on hold. My complete focus is on you and putting on an epic battle at Malice, a battle that will show up every other performer on the show! Jarred you may say your a living legend but I make legends in and out of the ring. I know you hate the fact that I take credit for making you a legend but the fact is, Dick made you a legend and he will make you an even bigger legend next week in front of yet another sold out crowd!
Nester slides his empty glass to the bartender for a refill as yet another round is passed out to the entire bar.
Dick- Say, we came here looking for some dike bar. We must've came to the wrong place. You see we were originally coming to drop off this fat check for one million dollars.
Dick pulls a check out from his pocket and shows it to the bartender as his eyes light up.
Dick- Oh well, I guess we'll just have to let it goto waste. How about another round?
The bartender quickly pours up another round as the original local who started a fight with Dick approaches the NDE. He taps Dick on the shoulder and Dick turns around on his bar stool.
Local #1- Maybe I had you guys all wrong. I know when I'm wrong and I had you guys all wrong. Your welcome back here any time.
Dick- I'm just glad you all love Dick that much. This is great!
Dick turns to the camera and speaks.
Dick- Jarred, come this Monday you to will learn to love Dick. As a matter of fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that you already do!
Nester and Dick laugh as the rest of the locals join in on the laughter. Another round of drinks is poured as the scene fades to black.
