Reporter- Ladies and gentlement, I'm standing here live on the set for "WoW All-Stars" with none other than Richard Gazinya himself. How are things going as of right now concerning your much highly anticipated movie with the WoW divas, Rose and Desiree along with the lovely Cumiesha?
Dick smiles and respondes to the question.
Dick- Well I'm all set to go, just like I always am. As for Rose and Desiree, they seem to have a little stage fright. It's ok, my directors are busy as we speak taking care of your favorite WoW divas.
Reporter- All the headlines as of late have been about you Dick. Besides your new movie, we have a gigantic match between you and Jarred Cathallion this Monday on Malice. This is one for the ages and also a second round invitational match. Everything rides on this. The skeptics have talked and some say Dick while others say Jarred. The only thing that they can agree on is that one of you two is a lock for Target Locked. What do you have to say as far as the allegations go that you were only entered into this tournament to ruin Jarred's chance at winning the WoW heavyweight championship to settle a vandetta instead of competing for the sake of ruling the WoW?
Dick grins as he rubs his chin. Dick looks back up and nods his head.
Dick- The only person allegating that anyways is Jarred himself. I didn't just enter this invitational tournament to end my vendetta with him. You see my whole goal has been to rule the WoW and wear the WoW Heavyweight Championship belt since the day that I first came here. I know that originally I didn't want to be in the invitational. Hell, I knew I was already in line for a title shot. You see the invitational tournament was designed for guys like Jarred. Young up and comers who want to make a name for themselves. The pressure is on you Jarred. Now that I've entered myself in the hunt, your chances at going to Target Locked are virtually Dick!
Reporter- Speaking of Dick, it seems as if the WoW is running on Dick Power. How much is Jarred Cathallion a threat to you next Monday?
Dick- Jarred needs to win this match on Monday. His credibility is on the line and Jarred, I know your listening so I'm telling you straight up that you better be prepared to put on the match of a lifetime. This is your defining moment, this is the biggest spotlight you have been apart of, this is your chance at greatness. The only problem Jarred, is that you have those butterflies in your stomach. Your going to make a mistake Monday and I'm going to capitalize. The "Total Devastation" is where it all lies little man. I'm going to nail it on you and deflate your swollen ego. Then I'm going to pin you, 1, 2, 3 and you will be the one coming to an end, a "Legendary End" by a true legend. A Dick legend that will put you to shame!
The reporter stands in shock as he has just listened to undoubtably fierce words from Dick's mouth. He brings the microphone back to his face and speaks as his hand trembles at the sheer excitement of being in Dick's presence.
Reporter- A rumor has been circulating that you will bring a live musical act with you this Monday on Malice. Could you shed any light on what you have in store for the fans of the WoW?
Dick- I sure could put these rumors to rest. Yes there will be a special guest appearing at Malice but first here is the scenereo. First thing, from what I understand, the invitational tournament isn't based on wins, which I will be doing this Monday just like I did last Monday in my first round match. You see, I may win all my matches but still be denied my title shot at Target Locked. The winner is based esssentially on what the fans want to see. That is why I'm asking all my "Dick-heads" and the "Nester-maniacs" out there along with the rest of the WoW fans to support Dick. Yes, support Dick! You can do this by buying my latest adult film, "WoW All-Stars: Featuring Dick!" This will be the highly anticipated video featuring the WoW divas themselves, Rose and Desiree along with the lovely Cumeisha! For all you fans out there who want to support Dick but aren't old enough, you can purchase the soundtrack to "WoW All-Stars" featuring all the Nasty Dick Experience themes. You'll hear Nester's theme, "Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed. "Walk" by Pantera along with Drowning Pools "Bodies" along with the past NDE themes. Also as a special bonus, Mega-Death will be appearing on the album for a special never before released in America smash hit. It's all there folks and I know you'll support Dick. That's why as a treat to all my fans, I have negotiated for Mega-Death to reunite this Monday on Malice to do a remake of "Walk" for a live performance during my entrance. Now you can all really say that you love Dick!
Dick gets up and leaves the reporter to head back to his set. The reporter looks as if he wasn't finished but Dick pays no attention. Dick approaches the camera man and discusses angles to be used for the film. The camera man nods as Dick pats him on the back. The scene fades to black.
